This story was relayed to me by my university mate. It was a story according to him but of course, I am not able to verify it.
This mate of mine was, and is still very much a fishing enthusiast. He has a friend who owns a yacht and they head out to the sea regularly for their fishing adventure. Usually, there will be a bunch of them who will head out to the sea together. They have been mates together for a long time and tend to do crazy things and will laugh out loud together at each other
With so many trips out at sea; my mate certain had plenty of stories to tell. Some of them could be quite scary, but there was this particular one which left quite an impression.
One day, my mate’s friend (let’s call him Vee) needed to answer nature’s call. At the same time, another person was using the toilet. The person using the toilet at that moment appeared to be experiencing severe diarrhoea and was literally hogging the toilet.
They say men tend to have poor bladder muscle and I tend to agree. With the toilet hogged, Vee was feeling urge of nature’s call to difficult to withstand. As the yacht was in the middle of nowhere, Vee reckoned it was perfectly fine to relief himself into the big ocean surrounding him.
And of course, he did just that…
While at it, his friends (including my uni-mate) sighted Vee’s action and started making comments. Vee, being a sporting person, started posing in various positions while still relieving himself. Yes, it was very a full ladder. Just then… something happened…
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There was a big splash of water…
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No, Vee didn’t fell into the water…
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According to my uni-mate, something jumped up from the water and……… Vee’s balls became its lunch…
What happened after that was very bloodied. So, whatever you do this weekend, never pee into the sea…
1 year ago… Your say
2 years ago… With or without a reason
This mate of mine was, and is still very much a fishing enthusiast. He has a friend who owns a yacht and they head out to the sea regularly for their fishing adventure. Usually, there will be a bunch of them who will head out to the sea together. They have been mates together for a long time and tend to do crazy things and will laugh out loud together at each other
With so many trips out at sea; my mate certain had plenty of stories to tell. Some of them could be quite scary, but there was this particular one which left quite an impression.One day, my mate’s friend (let’s call him Vee) needed to answer nature’s call. At the same time, another person was using the toilet. The person using the toilet at that moment appeared to be experiencing severe diarrhoea and was literally hogging the toilet.
They say men tend to have poor bladder muscle and I tend to agree. With the toilet hogged, Vee was feeling urge of nature’s call to difficult to withstand. As the yacht was in the middle of nowhere, Vee reckoned it was perfectly fine to relief himself into the big ocean surrounding him.
And of course, he did just that…
While at it, his friends (including my uni-mate) sighted Vee’s action and started making comments. Vee, being a sporting person, started posing in various positions while still relieving himself. Yes, it was very a full ladder. Just then… something happened…
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There was a big splash of water…
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No, Vee didn’t fell into the water…
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According to my uni-mate, something jumped up from the water and……… Vee’s balls became its lunch…What happened after that was very bloodied. So, whatever you do this weekend, never pee into the sea…
1 year ago… Your say
2 years ago… With or without a reason
31 comments:
ouch!!.... sounds so terrible.. must have HURT!!!! real or not wor?
Haha. Sounds like a story to teach little kids potty training. I would think that something jumping up in this instance must be big and targets the whole guy as supper.
Is this a joke?
omg.... that means he can never produce any sperm for baby-making. is he still alive?? i mean, if blood's everywhere and they are in the middle of nowhere, did they make it in time to the hospital??
Dear Zewt
I dont know if its ok if i LOL :P instead of sympathising Vee for his lost of manhood but it is surely a good, lasting reminder - do not pollute our Mother Nature :)
I find this a wee bit hard to believe but it that true??
im asking the same question like everyone else...is this a true story? poor dude!
hahahahhahaah...
such thing should happen to people who pee on the street!hahahaha!then it'll be cleaner place for everybody!
*grin!peace*
This so screams urban legend. I have known many fishermen who do what Vee did (but repeatedly) and are still alright.
I don't think it is an urban legend. Just a rare unfortunate incident cos I heard(real) incidents but not till it become lunch, just got bitten though when the fish jumps out from the water.
Oh dear! I can't stop myself from imagining the gross display of blood and balls. I hope he didn't lose all of them...
i am trying hard not to laugh..
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ok, i cant stand it. I laughed!
hahahaha.
i hope Vee's ok though. =/
drumsticks - i said it at the beginning that i cant verify mah. my friend said it's real, no kidding.
yvonne foong - one comment stated that it is common, just that most of the time, it's injury instead of losing everything.
Bee Ean - a good laugh but certainly not a joke.
Cindy Khor - as far as i remember, he survived. that's why my friend is very against peeing into the sea.
Fi-Sha - hehe... a very good morale you derived from this story.
Mei Teng - based on the objection of my uni-mate about peeing to the sea, i feel it's quite real.
Sharon - and just like how other reply... i cant verify but my uni-mate swear it's realy.
Zuraida - hmmm... sini mana ada ppl simply pee on the street? even if there is... nothing to jump up and claim a good lunch.
pinknpurplelizard - did they pose?
Swee Ping - there you go, so it's pretty true. maybe Vee's encounter is different as they were in the middle of the ocean. u know... bigger fish, bigger appetite.
iamthewitch - from what i heard, he did.
pattirmina - :P... i guess he can never be fully alright...
OMG! OMG!
The person in the toilet should donate one ball to him lol!
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hehe..
cerita bagus utk potty training.
Poor Vee.. what was that thing jumping up from the water?
hmmmm!!
I thought what cannot sea pee. I thought la sea pollution and what ever 'chemicals' contained in the pee might kill the sea creatures.
That fish whatever it is really can aim very well hor...
holy crap !! What got the balls?! Did anyone confirmed it?
*shivers* :S
OMG!!! O.O
I hope this isn't true. ouch... i could feel his pain!
ouch...enuf said..
OMG r u serious???????
Siew - i think that's probably what Vee was screaming then.
blackjack - hahahha... i wonder if he goes after his...
Jerine - Hello there. Welcome... sorry, can't make it. thanks for the invite.
j or ji - u can use it for your kids :)
tieroflife - some fish. one comment actually said it's pretty common.
Makeupgeek - probably he was moving around posing... that's why.
xabi - hehe... handled any case like that before?
EliteVillain - I asked my friend again, he said it's true.
Dan-yel - remember now... NO. SEA. PEE.
day-dreamer - :P... screaming on behalf of Vee?
-eiling- - my friend said... it's true. and one comment suggest it's pretty common.
constantly craving joe - indeed...
huei - definitely not joking.
Really worthwhile data, thank you for your post.
This will not really work, I suppose this way.
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