Showing posts with label Short and Sweet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Short and Sweet. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Short & Sweet: Episode 9 - That cabbie statement

I don’t know what gave us away but as soon as me and my wife got into the cab and told him our destination, he asked “Where are you from?”

His next question was… “So is your country going to was more money to build that tower?”

I responded with a cynical smirk.

His next statement was bold…

“If Lee Kuan Yew was to rule Malaysia, you all will be first world country already!”

And the interesting part?

He was a non-Chinese cabbie.



2 years ago... Do spare them (recommended for CNY reading)... The bau-thai experience


4 years ago… How was your weekend?



Thursday, 29 April 2010

Short & Sweet: Ep. 8 - 3 facts

Fact 1 –
A lot of Malaysians complain about Malaysia and refer to Singapore as a better country.

Fact 2 –
A lot of Singaporeans then say Malaysians under Fact 1 are stupid because these Singaporeans think Singapore is worse and that Malaysia is actually a better country.

Fact 3 –
You see Malaysians under Fact 1 migrating to Singapore, but you hardly (or never) see Singaporeans under Fact 2 migrating to Malaysia.


1 year ago…
Fame in plain

3 years ago… Is it worth it?

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Short & Sweet: Ep. 7 - Bicycle

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Be mindful of the colour of your bicycle seat…



2 years ago…
To prove that I am good

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Short & Sweet: Episode 6 - Environment

Last year, I initiated a “bring your container to tah-pau” exercise and most of my colleagues follow suit. I think I prevented about 100 Styrofoam containers from polluting the environment last year.

Did you do anything for the environment lately?


P/S: Earth hour and pausing for the environment while posing for camera doesn’t count.
P/S/S: Though most of my colleagues have lost the momentum, I have not
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1 year ago…
12C 4 HE

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Short & Sweet: Ep. 5 - How does work life balance end?

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When the company gives you this…

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Short & Sweet: Episode 4 - Them damned themselves?

Who wants the people to react? … them…

Why people are not reacting? … either they are fearful or because of “tidak apa” attitude…

Who has been inflicting fear in the people all these years? … them…

Who has been nurturing the “tidak apa” attitude in the people all these years? … them…

So who spoilt their plan? … themselves…


The above is gibberish. Any resemblance of “them” in real life is probably a coincident.



2 years ago…
The 4 here and the 4 there

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Short & Sweet: Episode 3 - Are you?

Zewt is a registered voter (and have voted before)

Are you?




1 year ago... Our type of rescue

2 years ago... Guess the blooper

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Short & Sweet: Episode 2 - Screw

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Someone will still screw you!



1 year ago…
The great tribulation

2 years ago… Will you attend?… The healthy diet triathlon

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Short & Sweet - Pilot

Starting a new category called "Short & Sweet"... and for a maiden entry...

"People who keep asking politician to wake up should they themselves... wake up" ... Zewt