Here's some that I have been keeping to myself. Collected them over the years.
"To know what to do is very simple and anyone knows that. To do it is another matter"
"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. It was called the Dark Ages" - Richard Lederer (Sorry, if I offended someone. Just thought it was quite funny :P)
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire (Francois Marie Arouet) (1694-1778)
"Monotheism breeds fanatical anthropomorphism, which eventually destroys Earth." - The Prophet Isaiah
"Death will always be the final destination. Suffering is a detour. Suicide is a shortcut. Sorrow is a gas station. Happiness, is the one thing that makes us want to be left behind"
"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." (so much for patriotism :P)
"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."
"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Malaysians. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
"Life is a journey, not a destination. So, stop running."
"We do not question society, and merely live within its limitations, regardless how bewildered it is."
"You don't marry someone you can live with. You marry the person you cannot live without."
Last but not least, (my favourite): "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
15 comments:
yay...
FIRST!
ooooo...it's gonna be like a Twitter post?
SECOND!
yeah all of them gotta wake up
THIRD!
err...are you giving out awards for early commentators??
*Like*
Your comment assumes that the critics are asleep,...are they?
MJ's Man In The Mirror's lyrics - "take a look at yourself and then make a change"
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/michaeljackson/maninthemirror.html
How such an old simple song (1987 Bad album) is so meaningful.
*rings the alarm clock*
LOL :P
Here's some that I have been keeping to myself. Collected them over the years.
"To know what to do is very simple and anyone knows that. To do it is another matter"
"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. It was called the Dark Ages" - Richard Lederer
(Sorry, if I offended someone. Just thought it was quite funny :P)
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire (Francois Marie Arouet) (1694-1778)
"Monotheism breeds fanatical anthropomorphism, which eventually destroys Earth." - The Prophet Isaiah
"Death will always be the final destination. Suffering is a detour. Suicide is a shortcut. Sorrow is a gas station. Happiness, is the one thing that makes us want to be left behind"
"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." (so much for patriotism :P)
"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."
"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Malaysians. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
"Life is a journey, not a destination. So, stop running."
"We do not question society, and merely live within its limitations, regardless how bewildered it is."
"You don't marry someone you can live with. You marry the person you cannot live without."
Last but not least, (my favourite):
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
P/S: I didn't mean to offend anyone. Sorry (>_<)
Enjoy :D
I believe they are already awake - lol !
no. we are not politicians and we have no access to rakyat's money. They should wake up first!
j_yenn - yay!
Lifong - me no twitter :P
fufu - slammed!
doc - hahaha... !!
day-dreamer - i need to install this facebook function hehe.
ZACL - precisely...
whoalse - i seem to appreciate his songs more after his death... how ironic.
missironic - get a big one!
Stormsea7 - no offence taken... but i want one for myself, as in the quote :P
Unicorn girl - not at all.
Ai Shiang - why did you delete your comment :P
eiling - they should... but they wont...
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