Wow! This is getting exciting! Do you know that a new blog by the name of “Truth for Teoh Beng Hock” is in town? The owner of the blog is unknown but he/she is claiming that the Teoh was killed by his own party… DAP!
The “reasoning” is that Teoh was about to expose the “massive” corruption in the Selangor PR govt but DAP somehow managed to get to him first before he can said anything. Don’t play-play, there are even scanned documents in that blog for your reading pleasure.
Do I believe this blog? Hmmmm… let’s see… let’s digest this to see if I get it right.
That blog is saying that while Teoh was being interrogated for more than 10 hours in the MACC building, DAP somehow managed to send in some high level assassin. Not only that, these assassins killed Teoh and got out without MACC’s knowledge. Wow… don’t mess with DAP, they have a few Jason Bourne(s) up their sleeve.
Oh wait… maybe… the MACC is actually working for DAP! Ahhhh… it all makes sense now. That’s why MACC never investigate Khir Toyo. Remember how Khir agreed to pay some DAP MP if his mansion can be sold for some tens of millions? Actually right… they “pakat” already. That’s why lah… DAP ordered the MACC not to investigate Khir Toyo, so that DAP can get the commission.
Gee… it’s just so clear now isn’t it?
Wow! Now I think DAP has been planning the demise of Anwar! You know why?
The last time Anwar “failed to turn up” for some questioning, the govt sent almost the entire police force to arrest him. But now right, with evidence of “massive” corruption in DAP, the entire police and army plus a few MIG 29s should have been deployed to bust DAP’s ass! But that didn’t happen!
Oh no!!! You know why?... DAP is in control of the police and army too! How come I didn’t see it earlier! Damn it! They are the bastards who ordered the arrest of Anwar ala special task force fashion. Damn you DAP!
I am really mad now. I feel so stupid! And because of this, I am going to believe whatever scanned documents in that blog. Doesn’t matter even if those documents are plain word document or excel sheet with no signature or whatsoever. It doesn’t matter because clearly, DAP is at fault.
Those of you who are demanding DAP for an answer. Yes, here I come to join your force! Let’s forget about getting an answer from the govt, let us just focus on getting an answer from DAP. Yes, that’s right... !
Yes, because of this one blog, I now believe that DAP is evil.
1 year ago… 5 reasons we won’t be nuke-d… Wrong and again I was wrong… A candle epic
2 years ago… The sponge and the dirty spoon… We probably deserve it… More but less…
The “reasoning” is that Teoh was about to expose the “massive” corruption in the Selangor PR govt but DAP somehow managed to get to him first before he can said anything. Don’t play-play, there are even scanned documents in that blog for your reading pleasure.Do I believe this blog? Hmmmm… let’s see… let’s digest this to see if I get it right.
That blog is saying that while Teoh was being interrogated for more than 10 hours in the MACC building, DAP somehow managed to send in some high level assassin. Not only that, these assassins killed Teoh and got out without MACC’s knowledge. Wow… don’t mess with DAP, they have a few Jason Bourne(s) up their sleeve.
Oh wait… maybe… the MACC is actually working for DAP! Ahhhh… it all makes sense now. That’s why MACC never investigate Khir Toyo. Remember how Khir agreed to pay some DAP MP if his mansion can be sold for some tens of millions? Actually right… they “pakat” already. That’s why lah… DAP ordered the MACC not to investigate Khir Toyo, so that DAP can get the commission.
Gee… it’s just so clear now isn’t it?
Wow! Now I think DAP has been planning the demise of Anwar! You know why?
The last time Anwar “failed to turn up” for some questioning, the govt sent almost the entire police force to arrest him. But now right, with evidence of “massive” corruption in DAP, the entire police and army plus a few MIG 29s should have been deployed to bust DAP’s ass! But that didn’t happen!Oh no!!! You know why?... DAP is in control of the police and army too! How come I didn’t see it earlier! Damn it! They are the bastards who ordered the arrest of Anwar ala special task force fashion. Damn you DAP!
I am really mad now. I feel so stupid! And because of this, I am going to believe whatever scanned documents in that blog. Doesn’t matter even if those documents are plain word document or excel sheet with no signature or whatsoever. It doesn’t matter because clearly, DAP is at fault.
Those of you who are demanding DAP for an answer. Yes, here I come to join your force! Let’s forget about getting an answer from the govt, let us just focus on getting an answer from DAP. Yes, that’s right... !
Yes, because of this one blog, I now believe that DAP is evil.
1 year ago… 5 reasons we won’t be nuke-d… Wrong and again I was wrong… A candle epic
2 years ago… The sponge and the dirty spoon… We probably deserve it… More but less…
21 comments:
Theres a saying in malay,
"Bagai lalang ditiup angin"
The meaning? I'm sure everyone already knows it.
Yeah, Zewt. Maybe you can set up a "anonymous" blog titled The Truth For DAP.
Just be careful, someone can just make a police report from this post. :)
Hheheheh Zewt
I am so scared of DAP now ;)
That blog is so terra..
I knew it! I knew Jason Bourne had Malaysian connections!
i know who i should vote for on the next coming GE now. tq
Good one, Zewt. I wonder if we (Malaysians) are really that gullible or just plain (ahem!) stoopid.
Zewt, I wonder which Einstein made this blog, looks very professional, the layout plus the content: A lot of work has been put in the investigation, especially the scans! I am shocked! And the best thing is, the comments are closed, because why discussing something that does not have to be discussed: It's the truth. Why? Because he said so.
This entry is damn powderful. I read somewhere that this blog is written by a professional writer, paid by most likely group to be benefited from this fiasco, hehehehe.
Oh wow...Malaysian Jason Bourne...sounds like a movie script :)
Hi Zewt, I was here :)
Wow...Didn't know DAP could afford Jason Bourne's payment...! But then again could have been financed by Khir Toyo's mansion money!
Common sense surely prevails and BN aka UMNO-arses thought we are of no common sense!
Fuyoh, gempak gila babi! I think our government is damn blardie "diu". Each time i read your entry about our stupid government, i feel like shit being a msian!! Omg, are we so stupid and gullible!!
I wish i could employ some mat rempit and get that stupid mr.TOYO-L out of this world. Basket corrupted idiot!!!
There'll always be ppl who conjour conspiracy theories. This consortium for conspiracy creation has been very successful so far. Let's review some of their famous works:
- Made us believe that Elvis is not dead but alive and living a low profile life. Or He has been abducted by aliens.
- Are disseminating that MJ is not really dead as his apparition was seen in Neverland. This ghost cannot give u winning 4D wan.
ROFL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Sorry, Zewt but I couldn't help myself.
Ya, DAP and MACC are pakating. Come on, give me a break.... I hope you are not serious.
Judging from the promotion of the blog by the malay papers and non-banning of the truth 4 teoh blog; it seems that this blog is purportedly made to support a clear side.... Those documents pertaining to corruption should have been withheld by the MACC. If the allegations were against BN I'm sure that they wouldn't be released just like that... Where's the blog about allegations against the BN government? Oh, that's because people would get arrested for that and the documents would be confiscated. Maybe, we'd get murdered too! Just like Teoh got wiped off the list for knowing too much... Christ, this is starting to feel like communist Cuba/North Korea heheh...
wow i didn't know DAP was that powderful. oh how wonderful! Lol...
Zewt is getting creative under pressure.
This is brilliant! =D
vegemaster - masalahnya, banyak lalang...
KGC - truth for dap hahaha... !!
Fi-sha - scared huh... itu lah... teruknya DAP :P
taxy - maybe james bond too!
phasmalogik - u sure ah? make sure dont vote evil DAP...
Terra Shield - unfortunately, there are quite a number of such out there.
MKL - it doesnt matter if it's dodgy, what matters most is that there are actually ppl who believe it.
SK - yeah... and grammar mistakes professionally done :P
Mei Teng - this is going to be a big blockbuster!
Pauline Yap - yes... i see you...
whoalse - unfortunately, common sense is seriously lacking in a lot of ppl out there.
Aoki - hey... rempit for hire... they might just accept your offer... it's all about money anyway.
pinknpurplelizard - stay with the theme... stay with the theme... :P
jam - hahaha... come on... read it again.
zpseap - hello there, welcome to AZAIG. we are close to communism... dont u think? or dictatorship to be more precise.
-eiling- - that's why, we have all been fooled.
Yvonne Foong - hahaha... pressure breeds almost everything.
Rin - no, it's evil :P
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