Assuming that you got that right to that stage, the guy has to make sure he thrust it at the right
It freaking takes time…
Now, how easy do you think one can
Thursday, 18 September 2008
If you want to fuck have sex
The very least that you must do is to strip, that’s assuming that you already have a willing partner. Thereafter, you must get into the mood. The guy must be hard aroused while the girl must be wet well lubricated. Otherwise, things might get complicated.
Assuming that you got that right to that stage, the guy has to make sure he thrust it at the righthole entrance. Wouldn’t want to end up in another sodomy case, would we? Then, when you want to cum reach orgasm, you must keep fucking thrusting for at least a few minutes before it happens.
It freaking takes time…
Now, how easy do you think one canchange fuck screw the govt?
Assuming that you got that right to that stage, the guy has to make sure he thrust it at the right
It freaking takes time…
Now, how easy do you think one can
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It's pretty easy especially when the govt is so well lubricated already! :)
a very good erotic story...
ZWET changing profesion?
I thought its the other way round? :P
nice metaphor you have there, zewt! LoL PR needs to make the right entrance and cum at the right time!
AAAARRGGGHH Zewt! I'm aroused now fucker. How now? How?! Show me the fanny! Show me the fannyyyyy!!!
hahahaha.......... no wonder your blog has so visitors, me included!!!!
but i tend to agree with max, it's other way round right? we are being screwed. and not there's another fcuker who want to screw us and try to foreplay us but hmm.... no orgasm yet......
hahhahaha very interesting post! i like the crossed out version better! =P
cant wait for orgasm..but do enjoy the process of "coincidences" happening as a sign of good thrusting! whahahahha =P
Damn funny!
Orgasm anyone?
lol...nice story...:) screwed up govt. aye...hearing a lot abt tht these days...:(
NOOOOOOOOOO..... I'd rather take a vow of chastity that to hump something so dirty (I mean the gov). I'd prefer to mess with them. The proximity needed to hump someone is too close for comfort. Ew...
Yes... I prefer mind games. Muahaha...
Hahaha... funny.
The next time I'm reading it, I'd read those words that you had struck off :0
With regards to the sodomy case, I just posted a new entry on that matter in my blog (although lightly and briefly referring to it).
ok..got your point. lol
Zewt,
That's one hell of a sex edu.
I'm fasssting! It's a holy month Zewt!! Cease these erotic talks.
And then resumed in full force after Ramadhan ;-p
Err...can u handle the thrust, i mean the truth?
Aiyah! Changing the gov is different from pokeing lah! Pokeing u just need a cock & a hole to poke! Changing gov u need many cocks & holes & all the pokeing must be done at the same time! So of cause very difficult! Especially after 'erection' time!
So if u do want to change the gov please do it during 'erection' time then mass pokeing is possible!
Have a very nice day!
What do you mean exactly by "f*** the government"? Gotta be specific. Because its pretty easy to answer "Take a pick of your favourite ministers."
Exactly! Do they know how hard to f**k ass? Lubricate well and yes not to forget strip off the cloth! Instead of blaming the one who fu*ks why don't blame the one who open his ass wide? We will see how far that fellow can go... if the opposition leader be the PM I hope he won't be scare to death and run to other country :)
eww... never knoe bout this.. arigato for da special lesson
They are screwing themselves what.
I think the government has been doing a lot of 'hand jobs'. No need for us to screw them. They are doing good on messing up their own bodies and minds. Have they gone blind? (that is the myth when one pleasures one self excessively).
zewt...AIG = american insurance group right?
great post!
good analogy! i think the BN is so chickened to get thrusted now... heh...
When I saw the 1st sentence... I was like wow! and then... ahahaha oh my. So 'cum' already? still no news ler.
Very easy one.. Make a statement and end up in ISA.. When you're there, it means you've tried to screw the govt ass.. hehe..
hahaha one of ur most foul mouthed post but the clearest statement
Lil' Ms Pinky - hahaha... true. but dont put in first. tease a bit. else, might kena premature ejact.
Edi - once in a while... have to ler.
Maxforce - not this scenario.
whoalse - precisely... it's all about the timing to make a new baby... i mean govt hehe...
flaminglambo - your wifeee.... your wifeeee... :P
CK - not in this scenario... not in this notion... hehe. orgasm... cumming lor... sure of it hehe...
huei - yup... toooooo many co-incidences... all co-incidences... and ppl still say he is bluffing... sigh.
hopefulpessimist - wah... everyone!
Aphrodite - but now, let's screw them! hehe.
pinknpurplelizard - mind games... good for foreplay haha.
the pisces man - too light, too subtle... need more clarity hehe...
H.C. Tan - you sure did :)
the constantly dramatic one - hahahaha... aidilfitri... full force ke?
Akira - ahahahaha... you guys are wonderful student.
Manal - thrust can... truth... also can. hehe.
hor ny ang moh - mass pokeing during erection time... lol lol lol....
taxy driver - now, let's not get that intimate.
faisal admar - why u need to run... your ass widely open? hahahahahaha....
iNi DunlakU - hello there. always a pleasure to educate :)
Kenny Ng - that's good news isnt it?
J.T. - faint... faint... hahahahahahahaha...
WY Kam - yup... i got it wrong there.
JenniJane - hehe...
kyh - unchicken them hahahaha...
littlepolaris - not yet cum... maybe one more month. sure has a lot of stamina to thrust for so long.
McMercedez - hahaha... i wonder if any of us will.
constantly craving joe - sometimes, a message needs such delivery.
great post! love the metaphor... however i'm sure the gov is doing all the pokeing at the moment... and i agree with horny amoh... if we wanna fuck barisan najis... the best time would be during 'erection' time...
It is only government that screws us, not the other way!
SLACKER - yo, how have u been? cant wait for the next erection. need viagra now.
jam - it can happen if the timing is right.
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