1. Looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise; and/or
2. Be as rich as Billl Gates; and/or
3. Be extremely intelligent; and/or
4. Have a long dick.
Basically, if you satisfy the above, chances are you will most probably be the talking point of women. But let’s say you’re ugly… you’re old… and so happen you have a pea size dick and/or brain, don’t worry, there’s hope for you! Just say all bloggers are liars AND claim that 80% of unemployed bloggers are women.
No kidding mate! Latest statistics show making such statement will make you an instant hit amongst women. Within 2 days, no less than 60+ women bloggers will put your name in their blog. Damn famous right? Even if Zewt looks like Brad Pitt, as rich as Bill Gate, is a damn smart ass and have a long dick, don’t think that many women will blog about Zewt in such a short period of time.
There you go… this is the latest “Skim Cepat Famous” in our beloved country.
Warning: As all bloggers are liar, this entry
I think I satisfy requirement no.1? LOL! cos that angel calls me like that ma! KKKK!!!
That Adnan is one sexist dude. Malaysian politics is a cradle of worms and maggots. I LOLed so hard at his statements.
Wow... Is that acrobat (or was it?) pic for real? Man... first time I'm seeing this kinda artistic performance lol!
LOL @ kyh!!!!
Yes, he's MY Brad Pitt.
Cos I'm his Angie :D
And dun make me start with that dimwit, doofus, dumb dick!
I have a long dick, so why am I not famous?
Maybe its long, but not hard.
Maybe u should add another.. no.5
Have good supply of viagra.
baby! why are u telling ppl that? it's between u and me.. haha..
anyway, my baby fulfilled ALL that requirements *wink* he's purrrrrrrr-fect for me :)
hahaha! what a nice post. i am laughing hard....dimwit must be really enjoying himself now getting all our attention...aiyohhhh sick lah!!!! :-)
ehh wat? no tips about how to be famous amongst men??
Not interested at all with this skim
However said that, I wonder what will happen if I start telling the truth... oopppssss
Pssssttttt, you did not hear that
You did not hear that!!!
I got long dick... I am not rich... I am intelligent... My looks are average...
SHOW ME THE CHICKS!
kyh - yo! so you're tom cruise look-alike issit? damn like your statement about malaysian politics... cradle of worms! haha! that pic is courtesy of viagra (no, i didnt buy!haha)... so if you wanna do something like that, you should know what to do la...
angel - wah... dumb dick? hahaha... how can a dick be dumb ah?
russ - yo! how are things back in the states? hmmm... your wife aint very happy with you telling the world about your long dick... but i am sure she sure is happy with you having one. haha!
nicole - aiyooo!!! so 'bei' la... snowing in malaysian already!
susan loone - it's all a lie... all a lie!! he is not famous! hehehe.... i have a feeling he is enjoying this great publicity.
winn - wah, u really remove your comments? haha! how are you my old friend?
zeroimpact - i heard it! i heard it! dont simply tell the truth... cannot wan la... be a responsible blogger but dont be a truth-teller. errrr... did i make sense there?
dangerous variable - the chicks wanna see your dick first.
the pic damn cool la...
Kekeeke snigger snigger.You are really too muchlah kekekeek
I see something wrong with the pic. The girl is hanging upside down... but take a closer look at her breast. Its facing upwards... woo-la-la... gimme the brand of breast firming cream that she uses!!!!
Muahahahaha... purple_mushroom.. damn hamsap lar u... Maybe her boobs are small that's why :P
(=_+)" lame larh u zewt... get famous with links is it?? LOL
Zwet, I knew it but couldnt confirm it. You da devil man. I walk with intelligent devils!!!!Better the devil you know than the SELF-PROCLAIMED ROYAL DEVIL.Me a liar, no I tell untruths only.
You devilish devil.Zorro devilishly proud of you.
Ji Yuan - hello there... welcome to As Zewt As It Gets. pics courtesy of... viagra....
suzie - welcome to you as well suzie. anyway... too much... i was on your side! :P.... but like i said... i was just lying...
purple mushroom - ahhh... only you are capable of noticing such thing eh.... anyway.... why you need such cream? hmmmmm....
princess eileen - so yours and purple's wont be facing upwards eh? so, purple doesnt need whatever cream la... haha!
calvin's girl - he is famous mah... oh, maybe you dont find it famous la... haha...
zorro - zorro my man! no no no, how can i be the devil when you're around. you're just too modest with your words.... i am just a simple blogger who lies a lot... Anyway, i am proud of you too!
HA! HA! SO FUNNY. EH, I THINK U SUCESSED AS MOST OF THE COMMENT R FROM LADIES.
Think you missed out one.
Act smart. Talk gibberish that makes people think you have the IQ equivalent to Einstein.
You ll be surprised how many fall for that even if you yourself dont know half of the things you talk about
No need for real intelligence :P
ha. there's a very fine line between famous and notorious. *raise eyebrow*
let's see, since v. handsome guys are usually vain n full of themselves, rich guys won't be writing their fortune to me anytime soon, i have average intelligence and i'm not thinking of performing handstands on an elevated pole....i'll settle for a funny guy.
haha post some pictures of you mystery man..
Hey good to have met you. Not all wimmin like that lah! But then again I might be lying... in bed somewhere with ...
I langsung tak baca your article lah. (Well, not immediately anyway.) The picture alone made me wonder, ini Photoshop ke or some damn good gymnastic/acrobats camour Viagra Tongkat Ali Plus Plus? ;)
P.S. If you were reading some of the later comments on my last post, do ignore them --- I Got Spammed. :(
Hor Ny Ang Moh - success is when i have many readers ler. hahaha... you think i am famous already?
maxforce - errrr... so all the things you've spoken... from your true intelligence or otherwise? hehe...
me - funny guy it is then. but bear in mind, they might be just funny and not rich nor intelligent. worse... he could have a pencil dick! by the way, u do understand the notion behind this entry... do you?
SuLee - if you go thru my archieves... you might just find that i am not that mysterious after all.
tunku halim - hey... complete the sentence la... haha! nice meeting you too! it's an honour.
Kenny Mah - itu picture courtesy viagra haha... plagiarism eh? you got spammed? someone must have love... or hate you... shall drop by later.
LOL Zewt to MaxFOrce's... Hahahaha, I was thinking of that too when he made that comment... Kih kih kih...
You wanna be famous? Learn from him:
Even the China govt is looking for him!
Oh well, got me there :P
Calvin's girl - hahaha... both of us wanna poke max!
purple mushroom - wooah... that guy is too much! why is the government looking for him anyway? after all... he is just.... enjoying himself.
Maxforce - havent answer the question max...:P
Zewt, looks like posting that blog has made you famous with the women alreaady....which i'm sure was the intention to start with. Ladies, zewt will be screening women for his saturday evening date shortly, if you could just send him a passport sized photo (non-returnable) and a graphic description of what you'd like to do with him in bed he'll get right back to you...maybe...
A little mystery is good :P
all i know is u're poking fun at some politician, but i don't touch politics.
it's hard to be funny without some inkling of intelligence. comeon, how hilarious can 'duh!' be? so, it goes without saying that mr funny has some brain cells, just not boring rocket scientist type of cells. materialistic, i'm not too crazy over. so he can be poor, that's ok. and pencil dick.....u know there are always lots of apparatus out there that can make up for it, right? *arch eyebrow* hahahaha. anyway, i've already found my mr. perfect. *grins*
eyhastakenmusoul - if woman from aussie contact me, i will certainly let you know. (sorry - private joke)
Maxforce - always good... heh heh
me - poking fun at some politician? where got la... it's a lie! :P glad you found your mr.perfect. more importantly, glad you can see perfection in the midst of imperfection.
as i said the first time u visited, ppl see what they want to see. *grins*
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