I know I have written several times about my traumatic experience in the gym and the notion may be getting stale but I can't help it. What happened 3 weeks ago topped the chart… big time!!!
I just changed the package of my gym membership which now allows me to access all the gyms in the network. Since my weekends are pretty free nowadays, I visited one of the bigger branches 3 Saturdays ago. I have to say that I was rather impressed with the set up and the size of the gym. Certainly much bigger and more glamour than the branch I frequent.
So there I was doing my workout and as usual, after a good round of exercise I changed and head to the sauna. Inside the sauna… yes, you got it right… there was a guy there. He looked pretty ‘normal’ to me.
Ya’ know, he doesn’t appear to be the type who has lost a sense of ‘preference’. How?... well, he has a rather big belly. Many will agree that one of the criteria of being one with a ‘different preference’ is that you must have 6-packs, not 1 mountain. Also, his face does not look like one, no hard feelings.
As I sat down, he kept looking at me and I was getting rather uncomfortable. Then he started to ask me things like how old I am, where I work, is this my first time here to which I have the one-word reply. It was rather obvious that I do not wish to talk with him.
It was then he asked me one question that caught me off-guard…
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“Why you wear underwear in the sauna ah?”
Thank God I didn’t punch his face.
I just changed the package of my gym membership which now allows me to access all the gyms in the network. Since my weekends are pretty free nowadays, I visited one of the bigger branches 3 Saturdays ago. I have to say that I was rather impressed with the set up and the size of the gym. Certainly much bigger and more glamour than the branch I frequent.So there I was doing my workout and as usual, after a good round of exercise I changed and head to the sauna. Inside the sauna… yes, you got it right… there was a guy there. He looked pretty ‘normal’ to me.
Ya’ know, he doesn’t appear to be the type who has lost a sense of ‘preference’. How?... well, he has a rather big belly. Many will agree that one of the criteria of being one with a ‘different preference’ is that you must have 6-packs, not 1 mountain. Also, his face does not look like one, no hard feelings.
As I sat down, he kept looking at me and I was getting rather uncomfortable. Then he started to ask me things like how old I am, where I work, is this my first time here to which I have the one-word reply. It was rather obvious that I do not wish to talk with him.
It was then he asked me one question that caught me off-guard…
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“Why you wear underwear in the sauna ah?”
Thank God I didn’t punch his face.
63 comments:
Holy Noly! I laughed so hard! He really has eagle eye, you wear underwear he saw it also. Luckily you wore underwear, if not, i don't know what he will do to you..HAHA!
You should answer back, "Cannot meh? Why you don't wear underwear in sauna?"
LOL!
*omigosh*...
o.O
x-ray vision... kuakuakua...
i see u've upgraded to passport membership... makes me wonder which gym u belong to... hmmmm... *curious*... kekeke...
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
So hamsap wan this fler?????
Aiyo zewt, next time close your leg tight tight ok. *wink*
Alamak, go 'jentik' his manhood then run into the showers and hide!
Btw, you should have ended story with what you actually did.
LOL!!!! Poor guy must be soo deprived. You should have flashed him la dude...look at it as a sorta public service
*runs away*
LOL, he's interested in you Zewt! ;)
ha ha ...this is funny...you should finish the story, what was yr response? what happened? zeng zeng zeng...
Zewt so in the end did u flash at him and then runaway? Ekekeke. I want to know what happen next.
Heehee, you should take that as a compliment right? I'm back to blogging after several months of hiatus, Zewt. Visit if you're free, I'm 'meliwating' Malaysia right now
Oh Zewt... I didn't know you're quite a homophobe. But chill, that dude doesnt sound like one. Probably just kepocy.
And that story is pretty damn hillarious. AHAHAHAHAH!!!
ha ha ha ha ha
hahahahaaaahahaha
but why you wear underwear in sauna?
i always find ppl who do so quite strange....ha ha ha....
=)
the women's sauna/steam/showers, very tame compared to erm...the men's
except for my encounter with fanny-steaming chick....
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hahahahahahahahahha omg!! but u gotta salute him...very "observative" =P
so why WOULD you wear underwear to the sauna eh? =P
er...ok...
seriously zewt? why are you wearing underwear in the first place in a Sauna?
hahahahaha..he's totally checking you out! man..tat sounds abit weird..hahahaa...
Wahahaha..this is my favourite friday folic of all :) Classic man!
Where is your gym place situated?
Wahahaha..this is my favourite friday folic of all :) Classic man!
Where is your gym place situated?
me also dunnot wear my underwear in the sauna la..
LOLZ!
think twice b4 u pay the $
story from my fren is tat the branch zhap lap juz abt a month after he joined
isnt dis kinda beauty biz operate in a con way....all of them require u to PAY 1st for like a whole year visit...the skin care the hair treatment the gym the spa....most of them
lol-lol-lol-lol-lol
a punchline fit for funny friday!
zewt,
you should go to gym with a marker pen. better still spray. then spray '584' on their forehead if something like that occur. LOL
Wahahahaha! Zewt being hit on :P
And somehow red colour appears in my mind. Wahahaha :P Just kidding na.
Wow. I didn't know he was eyeing you in your groin. Hahah!!!
LOL... Shouldda just told him that your family jewels are to be viewed by private audiences only. That he's not the list.
It is funny... but I got a question (hopefully not stupid)... the last question he asked means he is gay????
that's hillarious! :D
Eh? I thought u don't wear underwear wan...
What did you reply? LOL. So funny.
Yea lo, why you wear underwear in sauna leh? It will spoil your so called spander punye fibre, you know? *LoL*
I thought you're not supposed to wear anything underneath? :P
Anyway, don't let him scare you off. Who knows, you might encounter something different next time :D
Hahahahahah!!! Jz let him see what he wanna see ma... :P *runs*
LMAO!!!hahaaha
And what was your answer to him?
HAHA! Why the heck he suddenly ask such question to you? lol so funny lah
lol! so funny!
regards,
waterfall
maybe he want to try a saifooool!
i am curious what did u reply him...
eee yeeeer... if im you i cabut lari fast fast!
Really puts a smile in my face today. :-)
Well 2 reasons perhaps:
1. He's been wearing underwear in the sauna and sees you(according to your contour) that you're not wearing one.
2. It's his first time going into the sauna. Since you're friendly to him...ask loh.
hahahaha!!!
goodness!!!
what was ur reply? :P
ammu.
seokthong - i dont want to even imagine.
day-dreamer - hahaha... no no, not going to entertain him like that.
aSstHa - haha... i am sure u can figure.
Lil' Ms Pinky - i am not girl, dont have such habit mah haha.
Klaw - jentik??? chi sin ah??? hahaha...
sabrina - in underwear... nothing to flash :P
Just Jasmine - i am certainly not interested in him though.
chat8blog - hey, welcome to AZAIG. haha... shall leave you guys to that for now.
littlepolaris - leave it there and then lah...
Aleckii - i do drop by some time...
the constantly dramtic one - yup... he certainly doesnt look like one.
Jed Yoong - what's fanny-steaming chick ah?
Edward Skading - i read that already.
huei - protection mah.
myop101 - speechless eh?
huntressmoon - protection mah... too hot, not good u know.
missironic - very weird indeed!
Aoki - that's a secret :P
j or ji - u got plenty to show eh?
anon @ 15/8 10.37am - well... for my gym... no branch zhap lap yet though.
Siew - indeed... sigh.
BossCat - err... what does that mean ah?
Swee Ping - it was black if u wanna know.
Seaqueen - tat sounded so obscene.
pinknpurplelizard - i should have just punch him.
Eileen - i have no idea really, and dont intend to find out.
Pauline Yap - not when i was in that position.
PabloPabla - excuse me? :P
Eryn - haha... that's a secret.
Akira - i think i dont mind that at all.
CarolineL - i am certainly not interested in anything different from that respect hehe.
kyh - chi sin!!
pookyma - sigh...
purple mushroom - what do u think?
EliteVillian - hello there. welcome! it's truly beyond me too.
waterfall - not funny to me at all man.
Edi - hahahahahaha.... maybe... maybe...
Miss Pharmacist - tell you later.
Sunshine - why should i? nothing to hide.
Kimmy - that's certainly not a good conversational point if he wanna make friens.
tulipspeaks - secret!
reading this makes me laugh but it mustve been sooo creepy. i wouldve freaked out.
it does mean that he was peeking under ur towel that u wrapped around u to go to sauna rite...eeeeee... careful la next time zewt...hahaha
lol!!! this is so funny la!! thanks for the laugh i need it coz tmrw is sunday sigh
LOL Zewt!
making me laugh at 2 A.M!
guess you're attractive enough for the 'other side' also :D
Lucky Zewt!
Ooooh somebody wants to look at your thingeeeeeeey.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
hahaha.. you just brighten up my day with that hilarious post of you. You must have a huge bulge that make him want to see it more clearly without your underwear on. hahahaha....
My hubby ever kissed my a gay before right in front of my eyes. This crazy fellow attacked him from the back. He was drunk liao and I had a fun time watching hubby in a very angry yet funny moment. Till today, I still tease him about it.
wahahaha..
sauna stalker..hahahaha
And what is it about you that seems to attract that kind of people? Hahahahahahaha!!!! I hear that many of them like hanging out at saunas...and it seems you love going there too? ROTFLMAO!!!
suituapui
Man.. You are a hunk magnet man.. hehe..
LMAO!!! what sort of question is that?!!! he must have been perving on you...if i were to be in your position i'd give him a fist
Can I then invite you for a session of sauna with me? But my preference is best without anything at all. Would you accept my invite then?
-_-|| just crapping la
fie the elf - hahaha... good!
HC Tan - next time, i will bring 2 towel!
Winn - good for any day lah.
LaSh - what other side??? not interested in other side :P
Tine - puke!
I'm Choonie - dont lah destroy my appetite.
ngy - sauna stalker... now that is a new term.
suituapui - no choice ler... there is no separate sauna for them... or us.
Mcmercedez - something i really dont want man.
anomaly - come to think of it.... he might like some spanking so no no.
Shanice Liew - not possible :)
Swee Ping - crapping what? i dont like such crapping lah.
So what did you answer him eh? ;)
Btw, I awarded u on my blog but I guess u haven't visited in a long while...
mar - sorry mar... reading blogs is a luxury now... :) time is so short nowadays.
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