Friday, 14 December 2007

A sight in the gym

The ‘canoe scratching creature’ was indeed quite a horrifying sight. Some suggested that it could be a prank. Well, like I said… the way it turned showed that the creature is not a he or a she but an “it”. Damn, I am reminded again of that sight as I type this in the middle of the night alone!

Anyway, I saw another horrifying sight today… and it happened… in the gym… Right, I am sure you all know what it is related right?

It goes like this… and I have to warn you that it can be quite predictable… oh well…

After finishing my regular workout, I went to the locker room (as usual)… stripped and wrapped myself in a towel. I then proceed to the sauna for a nice relaxation time.

Now, there is this particular shower cubicle which I prefer to the rest. This is the cubicle right at the end of the bathroom area. The reason why I prefer this cubicle is because of its location. Being at the end means there is less ‘traffic’ outside the shower curtain. I just don’t feel safe when there are so many people walking outside my cubicle. I am sure you know what I mean.

Back to the sauna…

When I am in the sauna, I like to sit at this particular spot where I can actually look through the window at the door right to my favourite shower cubicle. No no no no… I am not trying to peep anyone for goodness sake. I will usually leave the sauna when that cubicle is empty.

So today I was sitting there, at the same spot overlooking my favourite cubicle. I was all ready to go and waiting for it to be emptied. A guy came out from the cubicle and I thought, great… my turn to shower. Then I noticed something… there was still a towel hanging outside the cubicle… and the shower curtain was still closed.

True enough… about 2 minutes after that… another guy walked out.

What a horrifying sight… and I didn’t shower in that cubicle today… lest I want to step on some… remnants…
Other previous gym encounters… for those who want to have a good laugh before the weekend…

A locker tale

When he was on top and I was at the bottom

The almost being-picked-up situation

P/S: Anyone not voted in the poll yet?

56 comments:

myop101 said...

haha... your phobia is unfounded la. just wash it away with soap and it is good enough to be used again.

don't tell me you don't use public toilet? perhaps your fav cubicle has "seen" much more action that you would have imagined...:P

angel said...

Maybe they were just scrubbing each other's back leh...

U think too much la... haha.. :P

seokthong said...

Ahahahahhaa! That's funny. I thought it's some kind of ghost story!

Like what 'angel' has said, they might be scrubbing each other's back, it feels good, you know? :)

Sunshine said...

very geli la... i "wonder" what they were doing in there... eepppppssss disgusting....

Pookyma said...

Im not reading this post yet...maybe i'll do it later in the afternoons

kyh said...

wah green one! so geng!

it's friday liao hor...i forgot :P

merdurian.com said...

LOL you sit at the nice spot where you can see your shower cubicle, you didn't aware that cubicle have 2 people inside?

LOL that 1 is 'green sperm' or shower gel? if that is a shower gel, I beg you don't even dare to touch it! LOL

Rashikaps said...

Euuuuuu! I would have said to their face..

l y n n w e i said...

wow.....haha...i wonder how ur expression and feelings were that time! kekekeke...

nice to go work out in gym! somemore got sauna!!! wow!

H.C. Tan said...

hahahha i think inside is bathroom gel la ZEWT...cute though

cibol said...

wah .. wat could possibly happen? expect the expected .. ha ha ha

Huei said...

that guy just fucked an alien?? he fucked..shouldn't that condom be used by him??? he should've gotten fucked by an alien! =P hehehehh

haHAHHAHAh u know..being the cubicle with the least traffic..i'm sure it's the one um..er..used..for er..those occasions..no? =P

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Ewwww...... BUT... something that you don't see does not mean it's not there. Maybe they use that cubicle everytime. And maybe previously you have already stepped on it! Haha!

I am so glad my gym is just below my apartment. Thats why I love my place. I just go back home to shower at my own comfort.

sengkor said...

guy's locker in the gym is indeed a horrifying place..

luckily i've never seen such thing (yet) but forced to listen to some of their conversation tempted me to walk over and give them some punches on their faces!

A: this lotion nice or not one..?
B: nice.. come i rub for u..
A: *clapping hands softly* yay!

*PUKE*

missironic said...

how come ur gym got so many same species attracted to the same species ah? hahahaaha...not to say im having prejudice against them...i got noting against homosexuals..

neway, happy weekend! =D

Giddy Tiger said...

Maybe they had to share because they were both in a hurry and all other shower cubicles were occupied... hehe... me trying my "half full" theory.

Supergirlfriend said...

Zewt, guess it's time to change your favourite cubicle to another one now!

You don't want to be reminded of what those guys were doing to each other, each time u step into your fav cubicle rite? Haha :p

ngy said...

hahahaha..

Makes me wonder tat u didnt feel any earthquake in there..

Btw, public toilets are also one of the bad locations, next only to Kelana Jaya Park

Helen said...

Is the first pic the real pic of your gym shower? If yes, then it's damn classy wor...

Naughty Zewt, dun think 'cheh' lar.. Maybe the 2 guys are just sharing shower. Could be other showers are taken so they just cepat cepat share one.....lol

Hey, how come your gym has all the fun? Dang.

Clare said...

Zewt, how come you always encountered something 'out-of-the-norm' wan? Almost being picked up, the ass touching incidents, the 'i'm on top of you' punch line and now guy-on-guy in the shower (kinky! but disgusting!)

LOL!!! You have a nice weekend there ya!

Siew said...

now this is funny! lol-lol-lol...

j or ji said...

err..i wish i can see em making out.
i mean..live....best apa...

Calvin's Wife said...

WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA... eyy why u never join in the fun jek? WUKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA...

alan zed said...

eww..! hehe.

Shopaholicfern said...

ooooo....very sexy indeed...2 guys at it in the shower at the gym...hmmm.....maybe next time, u shud join them and do a 3-some.
hahahahaha...

Russ said...

Hey Zewt,

I know this is off topic, but I just realised what 'a living vicious existence rendering newly harnessed opinions' mean.. hehe

Has anyone else figured it out before and should i reveal it? :P

Russ said...

And if im the 1st, whats the prize? :P

Tine said...

"Hunny, I dropped my soap. Get it for you, will ya?"

"Sure babes"

...

"Ohhhhhhhhh ... mmm ..."

Happy Friday ;)

william (wN) Ng | Remaining Humble said...

Cool zewt...How I wished I was there to witness those guys? Or should I say, Gay?

I always wonder whta's the fun behind guy & guy stuff. Not that I want to try it though...hahaha don't get me wrong.

Anyway, I am shocked that this has happened in front of your eyes. I've seen many times in fact & to me its like a normal routine and nothing new that catches my attention anymore.

Hope you all have a great weekend.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

wahlau eh..thank god i nvr join the gym u go to..holy moly..i think i hav nvr seen a case like that b4..

lingzie said...

hahahahahaha! it is so true that what you don't know won't hurt you!! now that you...er... 'know' you'll never be able to look at that cubicle the same way again!! they probably like that particular cubicle for the same reason you like it! less traffic!! :P

zewt said...

myop101 - well, i think here... i dont mind practising ignorance is bliss.

angel - yeah yeah yeah...

seokthong - i dont know, dont want to know.

sunshine - i dont want to wonder... not at all.

pookyma - aiyoo... nothing scary la.

kyh - alien mah.

zewt said...

merdurian.com - eh... i only wanna see if the cubicle is occupied... i am peeping who the hell is inside la.

Rashikaps - err.... not me though.

l y n n w e i - i felt... err... dunno. yeah, if only i can go more. but not for such experience.

H.C. Tan - hahahaha... u didnt read the post eh?

cibol - u know i know.

Huei - damn... YOU HAVE A POINT!!!

zewt said...

Purple Mushroom - you made me dont want to shower in the gym anymore.

sengkor - hahahahahaha
the clapping hands softly was priceless.

missironic - gyms are like that ler.

Giddy Tiger - nice try... but i think i will never share.

Supergirlfriend - and i wonder what happened in other cubicles.

ngy - public toilets???? ewwwwwwww....

zewt said...

Helen - no la... got it from the net. you crazy ah... u want me to go taking pics in the gym... want me to...errr... invite attention???

Clare - gyms are like that. gay-gathering place.

Siew - for you yeah...

j or ji - muntah siul!!

Calvin's wife - i think this kinda threesome... can leave me out.

alan zed - indeed... muntah terus.

zewt said...

Shopaholicfern - like i said... this type... no thanks.

Russ - hahaha... i have actually hinted this before and asked if anyone can figure it out. sorry bro... you're not number 1... :P

Tine - you have good imagination.

william ng - you see it a lot? gee... where? and what did you do la?

constant craver joe - something tells me i will see more.

lingzie - you're right... and i think i should just go home in my sweat... sigh.

Pookyma.Com said...

Really nothing scary!!ahhaaha...pussy me!!haha

rachel said...

i guess this is what "get a room" means...
or in this case, get a cubicle.

SuLee said...

hahaha poor zewt, i hope that didnt traumatize you too bad...

zewt said...

pookyma.com - pussy la u!

rachel - hahahah... i think they should get a life.. proper one that is.

SuLee - i am heading to the gym soon... wish me luck.

l y n n w e i said...

hahaha...........is this the first time this happened? hhm...wat would happen if u see the person outside working out....ekekekekke..

enjoy gym the next time..!!

stil think it's cool...sauna! wow....i've only been to those in hotels!

day-dreamer said...

Eww? LOLS.

Anyway, have a nice weekend! ;)

AngryYoungChild said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...><

zewt said...

l y n n w e i - i dont think i remember how that fella looks like... dont think i wanna remember it either.

day-dreamer - thanks... same to u.

AngryYoungChild - yucks!!

Mandeep Gill said...

HAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

you have once again ruined my nailpolishing by putting me in a feverish fit of giggles.

LOL!

Gays are adorable ay?

Love these stories!

pamsong said...

Haha. Yuckers!!! Like your writing, love your blog. I shall return in time to come.

jasonphoon.com said...

Maybe they're playing bubble bath ?

I used to do that .. eheh just kidding. Only as a kid ok ! But man, if you report police they can get arrested right ? haha

Manal said...

Its prolly the only discreet place they can share some topsecret n stuff like that. Or helping building each other's self esteem.

I hope that gym of yours didnt install any CCTV there!

william (wN) Ng | Remaining Humble said...

Zewt, first and foremost I saw it cuz I swim leisurely with friends sometimes. Those stuff happens in the toilets. My friends and I felt disguisted and we didn't go back anymore.

Many malls has this kind of action as well. Not that I follow this ppl there to check out what they are doing. But it was a coincident sometimes.

Thirdly, my first visit to a gym for a trial, that also hit my eyes in the locker room.

I felt this stuff are...yucky... :(

Those were the past lah. Now no more liao lah...HAHAHA...No worries, I'm not one of them ok.

zewt said...

Mandeep Gill - adorable... well, not to me though. not in 'that' manner at least.

pamsong - hey, welcome to AZAIG! glad you like it and hope to see you again.

jasonphoon.com - not sure about that but i dont think i wanna ... get involved.

Manal - hmmm... if the owner is gay... might have!

william ng - hahahaha... good to know... good to know.

sharlydia said...

hahahaha this is soo funny! and disgusting too!

zewt said...

sharlydia - wanna puke already thinking about it.

-Princess Shin- said...

=.= Not trying to be an old conservative old lady but cant these ppl do their business somewhere private? Argh...

Weird people!

You poor thing!

zewt said...

-princess shin- - think they cant wait... or... they think it's private already?

Zaty said...

wahhhh in the shower?? heheheh.

aih, i think heui's got a point, lol.
... but then, maybe they WERE just backscrubbing or something. lol

"think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts" ;)

zewt said...

zaty - me no want anyone scrubbing my back.