Thursday, 4 October 2007

An erotic lunch and a traumatic locker experience

We had a farewell cum birthday lunch for a few of my colleagues today; 1 person leaving the company and 4 people celebrating an increase in their age. Since birthday celebration is involved, we got ourselves a cake. We passed the cake to the restaurant captain and he immediately placed it in the fridge while we enjoy our lunch.

Lunch was quick and soon enough, the birthday celebration began…

We lit 3 candles and after the first was put off, the remainder 2 birthday girls did a fantastic blow job putting off theirs; they were slick and quick. After the fantastic blow job, we assigned one of the girls to distribute the cake.

For some strange reason, the cake was rather hard. I guess staying in the fridge for some time made it… harder. Someone said he was puzzled why that thing was still hard after having blown by the girls. Must be a tough piece of cake…

Then, one colleague was tasting the cake (still hard by the way) with her tongue and said she felt some nuts. I guess it’s not a strange thing to find nuts around hard shaft… I mean cakes. A few minutes later, one colleague shouted that there is… hair in the cake!!! I wonder if it’s curly. Thank God I didn’t have that piece.

While we all continue to savour the hard piece of cake which survived some efficient blow job,
the girl who refused to use the sponge then said… “I like the authentic colour of the cream”. And it made us all wonder what kind of cream she has been seeing.

It was a chocolate cake.








On a totally unrelated matter… I was at the gym today and after a good work-out, I went to the sauna and thereafter, had a very refreshing shower. No no no, nothing was hard or being blown in the shower. Anyway, after my shower, I went to my locker and there was a guy occupying the space where my locker is.

Those who have read
“The locker tale” before will know that the lockers in my gym are 2 tier like the one in the picture. As I approached that guy occupying my space, he said noticed me and moved away and said…

“Oh, you’re here?” Pointing to my locker.
“Yeah”
“Oh, I’m here, on top of you”… he smiled… cheekily.

If there is a world record for the fastest time in dressing up and leaving a particular gym, I would have broken that record today.

54 comments:

angel said...

Why so scared wor... not like he's gonna eat you... well ok, maybe he would like to... *evil grin*

Boone said...

Haha Tuck...never figured you for a 'bottom'. :P

Helen said...

hahahha I always love your locker tales!

You should've retorted him.."thank God you're on top, not at the back.." lol

caranel m said...

your two tales put me between two rocks and a hard piece :P

Came by way of pak zawi btw...

Zawi said...

zewt,
I never knew this side of you. Bad experience must have developed this phobia as reflected in the locker story.

jasonphoon said...

I guess he didn't have to smile cheekily ... that was just unnecessary ...

ehon said...

*coughs*

i am underage wei. *coughs!*

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

rather light and kinky today eh?..hahaha..

cirnelle said...

So, I suppose you squatted rather than bent down to get to your locker, eh?

zewt said...

angel - that 'eat me' is very subjective, right?

Boone - that's the problem, i wanna be on top.

Helen - in no way i am going to flirt with 'him'.

caranel m - hey there. hmm... between those... hope it's a good thing :)

zawi - i hope you meant the funny side. you did right?

jasonphoon - i think i will still do the same with or without the smile.

ehon - that's why, beware while you're still young.

constant craver joe - it's friday frolics after all :)

cirnelle - it was at a nice height, no bending action required.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha....

me said...

putting locker images in my mind again?? don't get me started!

gina said...

Gawd... hairy cake?? Yucks...

Well, it's good that you get picked up in the locker room mah.. shows that you are in demand - by both sexes. Hahahha! Happy Friday!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Woah! U must be very 'attractive' to guy! Nice bu*tt? I know that homo like guy with nice round & firm bu*tt so do ladies! He! He! have a nice day!

Huei said...

a very erotic lunch indeed!

next time..pick the upper locker! =P

Wuching said...

ahhhh....find another gym

missironic said...

hmm..sounds like a guy is hitting on u..lolz..quite a funny scene there..hahahaa...or mayb he's juz joking with pun intended..:P

Yozora NiteSky said...

Have I ever told you how much I enjoy reading your blog? Interesting, farnee...great read :)

rinnah said...

I know it's Friday when zewt goes all funny on us...

*ahem* Looks like you've got the 'pulling' power at your gym! LOL!

j or ji said...

hehe..
pole or hole all the same lah..just enjoy it!

blow job,hard,cakes..i love friday!

sharlydia said...

your gym experience with the locker brighten up my day...hahaha!

caramel m said...

Better me than you eh zewt? heh heh...

jam said...

Just a piece of s*x education: When that thing is blown (especially from girls), it gets harder and harder.
Have a nice weekend.

Angie Tan said...

wahaahhaa...

good one.. 'tis friday and one needs some eroticism to get up for the weekends. (^ ^)

Seaqueen said...

Hmm...very interesting for a Friday read. Hahahah!!! So did you check how many minutes you clocked in getting dressed?? hahahaha!!! Who knows you can submit it to the Guiness Book of records for the time. ;P

alan zed said...

you never failed to make me laugh on friday, man. :D

Manal said...

Poor u guys, cannot enjoy the "hardened" cake altogether...It cud have been an orgy of trying to lick the cake instead of sinking ur teeth into it.


Is he the top-locker fella that intimidating to u? how about extending his cordiality like helen said above and see who's having the last laugh. Is it so like a fear factor to u if i dare u to do so?

Sunshine said...

waiyo... chau tak fai hou sai kai... did he wink wink at you?

Winn said...

how does it feels like being at the bottom?

have to squat down quite sanfu rite1;p

Jun said...

oh god u jt made me choke on my banana laughing -_- thank god bananas are soft ;)

Chicken Ball said...

man.. i thought i was in a erotica site... LOL!

Maverick SM said...

What's wrong with that? It's a two-tier locker!

Zaty said...

wow, zewt's afraid of boys who likes boys ;P heheh. but honestly, i'd be pretty freaked out if a stranger told me they're "on top of (me)", regardless of their gender. lol.

anyhow, i find the upper half of the entry rather disturbing, even the pic... >_o hahah~

p/s - i tweaked some things in the html code of my blog, maybe you can try see if the problem is solved? sorry tho ;T

Pookyma said...

he gave u a fast bang or wat?

hahaha

Ur locker room tales damn menjijikan!!it gives me goose bumps by just reading it

zewt said...

anon @ 8.47am - hahaha... friday feel.

me - why not? get started.

gina - i think i would like to be in demand within the opposite gender only...

hor ny - i guess i need to watch my back... literally.

huei - nah... too troublesome... besides, a lot of them like to be at the bottom i am sure.

wuching - nah, this one is too convenient.

zewt said...

missironic - joking or not... i am not interested to find out.

yozora nitesky - hi there, welcome to AZAIG. thanks for that great encouragement. :)

rinnah - i would rather lose it really.

j or ji - i love friday too!

sharlydia - really? gee... the things you find pleasure in... :P

caramel m - hmm... indeed :)

zewt said...

jam - until the cream is produced...

angie tan - weekend woh... anything goes la.

seaqueen - i think i managed to do it within 3 minutes.

alan zed - i may just be running out of idea already :)

manal - nah, think i am not interested in finding out anything with them.... it's dangerous.

sunshine - as soon as he smiled... i turned away and never look back.

zewt said...

winn - certainly not very comfortable.

Jun - u like soft banana?

chicken ball - friday... you might.

maverick sm - dangerous mate...

zaty - i shall try again this weekend. something must be really wrong there.

pookyma - i also find it menjijikan ler... *puke* hehe...

narrowband said...

Very suggestive entry you've written!

Psst: I wouldn't say what you said, at the gym ;p

Michael Song said...

u got me hardened...

FireHorse said...

Dis side of Zewt is veri new to me, fascinating must kam bek 4 more....

mistipurple said...

are you.. zewt? am i in the right place? hahah. never saw this side of you before. refreshing. lol

Calvin's Wife said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA

*ROFL*

WTH... So do you like him on top of you Zewttt?? WAKAKAKAKKAKA..

How does it feels like to be the one belooow??? Ngahahahhahahaha

Damn, this is niceeeeee...

day-dreamer said...

LOL!!!!

Have a nice weekend. :)

zeroimpact said...

And I'm totally glad I'm not a birthday cake lover
Especially if you are there, ahem
:P

AngryYoungChild said...

i didnt know birthday cakes can be soo............

Jun said...

have u had hard bananas before? *LOL* btw i've linked ur post on choices and regrets to my latest. finally had it up, but of cors, quite diff fr urs leh haha... ;>

Twisted Heels said...

I've just joined the gym. They have 3 tier lockers. Hmm..you make me wonder.

Aput said...

oh for God's sake, if your a top tell him your a top...lol!

met a few guys at the gym myself, but most of the suggestive talk is just friendly banter in my case...

may said...

LOL @ the locker incident! I wonder if I'd run as fast if a woman said that to me...

*licks cake slowly*

p.s. sorry for not commenting on the other posts; I read them, but ermmm... can't contribute an "insightful" comment after that... so just leave be lah, hor? ;-)

zewt said...

narrowband - hahaha... i will never be suggestive in the gym.

michael song - WTF!

firehorse - hahaha... i am capable of a lot of things.

mistipurple - eh, no matter what, i am straight ok?

calvin's wife - NOT FUN AT ALL!!

day dreamer - same to u.

zewt said...

zeroimpact - it will be boring then.

AngryYoungChild - many other things can be too...

Jun - shall check it out. thanks for linking and... i think i like soft bananas... the fruit one ok?

twisted heels - 3... can be a crowd... but...

Aput - i would love to change gym if not becos of the distance from my office... sigh.

may - so... you're having a cake too... is it hard? hahahahaha!

Shaun said...

Please post up the picture of the girls blowing the cake.

Then we can vote who gives the best blow job .. okay?

zewt said...

Shaun - you devil... hehe...