Thursday, 18 October 2007

From shitty good news to gym and a penis song

I was feeling rather chirpy while on my way to work today. Yeah, the thought that Friday is on the way is enough to cheer me up. But just as I was about to cross the road, I felt something fell on my head. I raised my hand to check it out and my worst fear was confirmed…… a bloody freaking bird shit right smack on top of my head! Like right at the centre ok!

I had to walk all the way home to wash my hair which caused me to be late for work today. My mood was obviously spoilt until my boss told me a rather good piece of news… I have been selected to go London next January for global consolidation. Good news indeed as it also means my Paris honeymoon plan will be happening after all.

Anyway, I had another freaky gym experience the other day...

I was standing near my locker wrapped in towel about to change when someone called me from behind…

“Eh, zewt”
“Yo, didn’t know you’re a member here”
“Yeah, joined not too long ago. Got dinner plans?”
“Not really”
“Wanna join me? I am eating with YM”
“No thanks, a bit late. Maybe next time”
“Come la… I can fetch you there and drive you back”
“Nah…”
“Come la”
“Another time la...”
“Ok then”

He was my former school and church mate. It was a perfectly normal conversation but as soon as it ended, I realised all the guys around me was staring at me. It then struck me… Lesson learnt… do not discuss dinner plan in the locker room of a gym wrapped in towel… particularly when the other guy is trying to ‘ask you out’ and you’re trying to ‘turn him down’.

Last but not least, I wanna share this really kick-ass video with you. I was laughing like an idiot sitting at my workstation the first time I watched a few years ago. Some of you may have seen it but certainly worth another view…




Happy weekend to you all!

74 comments:

Terra Shield said...

Ooh.. the song is adorable :D

whisperingshout said...

Video no longer available. Now you shit on us! haha I think must be caused by the new copyright detector.

whisperingshout said...

Sori. Browser setting problem. I shit wrongly...haha

angel said...

Woohoo!! London-Paris! I'm happy for you :)

Looks like you got lucky after kena shit ;) maybe u wanna try your luck at the 4D centres this wkend? Hehe... that's what they say lor... "wong" maa...

Angie Tan said...

nice.. a chance to work in london... for how long? Paris in Spring time should be very very nice.

haahah.. i remember the video. :-P

happy weekend to you.

Helen said...

Firstly, congrats to you for being the chosen one to London. :-)

I watched the video... it was OK until penis started singing. That's freaking hilarious! lol

PS: Dang, you're not only getting popular around blogs... you're getting as much attention in gym. :-P tsk tsk tsk

mar said...

Paris...sweet! *dreams*
Btw,I don't see anything odd abt that conversation...u gym-fellas like to overthink. LOL.

maegen said...

4 number please .. fast fast fast ... XD

Manal said...

As in another way of singing to it: mini-me, you complete me....


This gym thing is rather sexist or what? somebody's on the looking there...

U plan to fly, or go by the ferry across the channel or by coach n tunnel or eurostar (tunnel again) to paris? dont forget to roam around pigalle and all the way to montmarte. Those less touristy spots are more french u know.

zewt said...

Terra Shield - so far... only u and another person like it.

whisperingshout - so you're the one who should get some shit eh? hahahahaha...

angel - yah, maybe i should ... who knows, my trip could be free eh?

Angie Tan - just a short stint only... the video... just classic isnt it.

Helen - no la... he was my former school-mate mah. as for the rest, dunno why they are staring... damn! hilarious penis song eh? hahaha...

mar - they over-think la... not me :P

maegen - i will do it this weekend.. hehe...

Manal - maybe we can meet up too! who knows..

kyh said...

wow maybe u shud kena more 'shit' next time... kekeke! :P

paris! that's my #1 dream destination! u're gonna go there with jules? certainly a nice place to propose, get married, and *ahem*... :P

wah ur gym stories nvr-ending one hor... cham lor... u're a magnet of both genders!

Seok Thong said...

I've been begging my husband to go to Paris since it's not far away from here and he finally said yes! Haha!

And the video is funny.

have a great weekend..

Twisted Heels said...

Nooo! Honeymoon in Paris is so *cough* over-rated! *cough* I hope you'll enjoy it though :)

Hmm. How nice if you could bring a bowl of laksa for me. Lol.

Melissa said...

hi zewt!
thanks for dropping by...we wouldn't happen to know each other would we? Or is it just that badminton playing doctor that we have in common? =)

Neway...you have a lot of awards, i see! =D interesting! many more to come!

cheerio!

Seok Thong said...

Oh, yes..like 'twisted heels'. how i wish you can bring some laksa and char kuay teow and chee cheong fan and dim sum and hokkien mee and and and....for me too! I will drive/fly all the way to paris just to eat those. HAHA!

Cocka Doodle said...

See? After all that late hours slogging, you've been 'noticed' and chosen to make that trip.
Well done, Zewt!

Michael Song said...

zewt, beautiful weekend it will b indeed... saturday, sunday, kasi hantam big & small, kena shithead, a hint fr God u gonna kena ekor soon mate...

Twisted Heels said...

seok thong: Make sense! I don't mind taking the Eurostar to Paris if Zewt is going to bring us the whole list of food. Lol. London has to suffice for now.

may said...

huarrrr!! London! and Paris too! I think it was in the movie, "Under the Tuscan Sun" when the lady got crapped on by a fly-by bird, that it was considered good luck too. may you get more good luck (not so much shit, but still luck)!!

ehon said...

i also wanna go out and kenak shit and se if i get good lucky or not ler!! although i did get a trip to sydney next month lar, but i wanna go london too!!

Anonymous said...

goes to show life is never as one intended it to be and there are always external factors that we can't tweek...:)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

good stuff mate..have fun in london la..and remember to eat lots of bayswater four seasons roast duck ok!..

about ur dinner plans thats a damn good 1..lesson learnt definitely..which reminds me..dinner soon ok?

Dancing Queen said...

It's ok to get shit on if you get a trip to London everytime! ;)

Anyway, hope you'll have a romantic honeymoon in Paris. (Can you pack me in your suitcase?) :P

Mcmercedez said...

Woh.. Dude.. U kena first price ar? Sorry to be rude but it's preety funny ler.. hahah...

The video is great and funny too..

Have a great weekend to you too..

tulipspeaks said...

oh dear.. i cant play youtube from office :( got to wait to get home first!



ammu.

Arth Akal said...

Avoid giving others the wrong impression especially when you're in the men's locker room. lol

Huei said...

so...getting bird poop on ur head is good luck? must go stand under a chriping tree at night! hehehe =P

i thought that guy who asked u in the gym was trying to kao u!

Angel Eyes said...

You're one lucky devil here. London is nice apart from NYC. Have a pleasant trip dude. Be safe!

sunflower said...

wah, london and paris... going places, i see :) have lotsa fun ;)

l y n n w e i said...

wow...london!!..and Paris ?!? wow...such a great opportunity!

hhmm....mayb can stop by....disney land? aha...

sharlydia said...

wow cool, so u'r goin to where i just came back from! let me know if u need some advice on places to go to ok?

Princess Eileen said...

Hahaha... that is a good video... wonder there is a video for oh, vagina or not :P

Jun said...

getting bird shit is a sign of good luck... or so they say-- see, u end up gng to europe after all! *grin*

zewt said...

kyh - hahaha... enough of shit lor... if u really think it brings good luck... then i wish u get all the shit u want :P

seok thong - isnt germany to paris rather near? certainly nearer from where i am... as for the food... learn to cook lor.

twisted heels - wahh... dont la spoil it for me hahaha... i will be in london first. you're in london too right?

Melissa - hi there and welcome to AZAIG. i dont think we know each other but i think that badminton playing doctor is a common friend. i have not seen him for years already. thanks for dropping by.

cocka doodle - that's exactly what my boss told me. all the hard work is paying off cos i managed to see off other candidates. well... not complaining... :)

michael song - i shall buy one nombor ekor hahaha...

zewt said...

may - hahaha...i actually have another funny bird shit experience. maybe i will share next friday.

ehon - hahaha... ok, i wish u'll get all the shit you want :)

anon @ 7.53am - well,i could have walked faster... but then again...

constant craver joe - yeah, when your gf can make it la. waiting for her only since u dont want to be lamp post.

dancing queen - thanks... will try... packing you in the suitcase... take a number :P

Mcmercedez - thanks... the video is really wicked.

tulipspeaks - trust me... it's worth it.

zewt said...

Arth Akal - hey, how have you been? i shall listen to your advice hehe...

Huei - i am sure he wasnt la... but the rest of the ppl might think otherwise.

Angel Eyes - thanks.

sunflower - thanks.

l y n n w e i - oh, i missed it the last time i was there. hopefully i can squeeze some time for that.

sharlydia - yup... will certainly contact u!

Princess Eileen - hmmm... shall i assign u the task to search for it?

Jun - well... i rather have blessings without the shit part... haha.

Elizebeth D.L. said...

eh, is the bird shit smelly?? or simply just sticky??? hehehhehee....

My honey also got picked up by a gay when he was checking email at a cafe in Vancouver. He told me what were their conversation when he met me back at apartment (I didn't go), and I made a short comment that scare the hell out of my hon. My comment is just merely, "babe, I think he went home fantasizing your butt for the rest of the night!"

^_^

Bee Ean said...

Paris is a beautiful city, hope you enjoy it.

bongkersz said...

why people always misunderstood you dude? :P muahahahaha! wrong place, wrong time, wrong topic.. er, tapao something back from paris yea?

Freethinker said...

congrats man

Seaqueen said...

So how did the dinner ended up?? Let us know if you got other "offers" next time in the gym. Hahahah!!!

AngryYoungChild said...

w00t londonxor and paris...Damn nice can die. lol.

And wahh..what are the chances of getting bird poo drop right on top of your head. >.> perfect aiming..

Tine said...

Firstly, get bird poo-ed, go buy 4D, you lucky fella :p

Secondly, congrats on being able to go to London. I miss that place.

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YOU ARE GOING TO PARIS FOR YOUR HONEYMOON????!!!!! AAAARRRRGRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry couldn't resist :p

ethel said...

You shouldn't have turned down his offer. LOL!!! Oh by the way, I'm so sorry but I couldn't help myself from laughing about that bird dumping on your head. HAHAHAHAHAHHHHA!

I'm really sorry.. but.. LOL!!!

Anyway, you're going to London?!!!! Free????????????? This is the part where I'll cry!!!!!!!!!!!

T____________T

rinnah said...

Honeymoon in Paris is just so.... romantic. Jules is a lucky ducky!

Sunshine said...

eyucks... i know the feeling, warm yucky thing sliding down the scalp and hair :P

i kena before too! during lunch time!! quick quick run to the nearest hair saloon and skipped lunch...

ewwwww....

SWei said...
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SWei said...

*hope you read my long comment for your previous entry* :) and ah, bird shit falling onto your head. I thought someones said it's good luck or something if a bird like pigeon shitted on your head. lol. Mind me.

And hmmm... there seemed to be many many weird experiences you have in gym eh? No worries, one day you'll look back at this and laugh. Or better yet, compose a song about your gym experiences like the dude in the video. LOL.

ps: congrats on your job to London!

Calvin's Wife said...

happy weekend to you too Zewtie... ;) I always kesian you though wakaka u n ur gym experiences LOL...

F.O.N @ frostee said...

wahey! London! Nice! Enjoy!

Twisted Heels said...

Yeah. London. Come visit, the more the merrier!

Firehorse said...

Have a great weekend!! I've been wanting to go bek to London for anarder visit but somehow never got around to it, I am sure you'll have the time of your life there.

_butt said...

indeed not a good idea, especially when you go 'come la, come la' like that hahah.

well, people say if you got hit with bird's poop on the head means you hit the 'grand prize' (in canto anyway). now you've got London. how true!

happy weekend. :)

J.T. said...

Bird's poop on your head means good luck - London and Paris! Congratulations.

By the way, that was a hilarious video clip. :D Thanks!

cibol said...

bring back some goodies for me .. LOL. the song, what can I say? :p

chingy said...

Haha, truly lesson learnt. XD

pookyma said...

Nice song Zewt...i was ROFL listening to that song..

Anyway..have a great weekend!

Michael Song said...

zewt... if tis weekend u kena ekor, dont 4get me ya... hehehehe

MissSHopaHolic said...

What a coincidence... tt bird shitting crap happened to me 2... but afterwards nothing great happened hehe... ur der lucky one la...

Congratulations...by der way

The song is hilarious...i was laughing my arse off 2.. till my mom tot i got choked!!

Maverick SM said...

It's the 1st time I listen to this video...I'll go download it to my HP.

Thanks Zewt

zewt said...

Elizebeth DL - does it make you proud that some guy fantasises about the ass u have free access on? hahaha... the shit was sticky.

Bee Ean - might go to rome instead now.

bongkersz - yeah... sigh... hope no more such incidences.

freethinker - thanks man.

Seaqueen - eh... i didnt go la and he was my schoolmate.

AngryYoungChild - really perfect cos i was walking and that bird was... probably flying.

Tine - hehehe... that is like a dream honeymoon for so many ppl right? hehe...

zewt said...

ethel - laugh la... make you cry... hehehe...

rinnah - well, i think it's over rated, but it's still worth it. i have been there... but this time, different company.

sunshine - luckily mine was from a small bird... if it was from a crow... think i will take leave.

SWei - i will certainly read that comment... later. :) as for the song for my gym experiences... i think that is quite a good idea hehe... thanks for the congrats wish.

Calvin's wife - sigh... how i wish i can go to another gym.

F.O.N @ frostee - sure man...

Twisted Heels - will let u know nearer to the date.

zewt said...

Firehorse - will certainly bring back lots of memory... i will visit my uni :)

_butt - business class too hehe... hope the trip will not be interrupted.

J.T. - yeah... made you laughed out loud right? hehe...

cibol - brilliant song isnt it...

chingy - plenty to learn...

pookyma - spread the song hehe...

Michael Song - shit... i havent buy yet... maybe i will place my money on Man Utd.

MissSHopaHolic - hahaha... particularly the part when the penis said it went to places it has never been before.... hahahahhaa...

Maverick SM - hahaha... spread the song... hehe... download away...!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Man to hand relationship? I taught it is no longer fashionable.

Wee-Leng said...

Congratulations on your London trip, pls send my regards to Queen E for me will ya? Wah, really like kena lottery man.

No wonder people like me dont get free trips bcos I never get shit. Not even cicak shit (except work shit).

Word of advice: NEVER wrap your towel around u in the gym locker room. In case u drop it, n need to bend over, boy, u are in for TROUBLE! *wink

sinergy.starfall said...

Don't worry zewt, your fans here who believe that you're straight are legion :P

dreamie said...

Waaah.. You so panlai go lontun to work and palis for honeymoon... houyah houyah!

tat shitty thingy got strike 4D on your IC no. mou ?

HahahahaHAHAH... the P song is unforgetable !

Jonzz said...

LOL, seriously, locker room invitations garner that much wrong attention these days?

zewt said...

kata tak nak - when you have no choice... u just have to fancy it...

wee-leng - hi and welcome to AZAIG. well, i wish you will get a fair dose of bird shit soon then. as for the gym...i always have my underwear beneath to protect myself... hehe.

sinergy.starfall - i am glad to hear that :)

dreamie - damn right... the song is truly unforgetable.

Jonzz - yup... you wanna try asking one out in the mens locker room?

MeLiSsA said...

dude that song is hilarious..and yes somehow if you watch it again..it still sounds hilarious!

and the bird shitting on your head..priceless!

Jacss said...

just read this piece & thought i shd clap on yr good news despite the birdy shit....u see.... our typical chinese superstitious beliefs do realised (at times)!!

paris honeymoon....how envy!!

too bad ofis kenot see video (blocked somehow.....kiasu idiot!!!)

zewt said...

Melissa - hahahaha... which is why you should watch it again and again!

Jacss - well, i didnt buy any 4D that weekend though i wanted to... forgotten. will never know if it is true. you must watc the video.

-Princess Shin- said...

The video is so cute!!! Haha.. =P Do u think lidat too! =)

zewt said...

princess shin - hahahaha... i just find it funny...