Faultology

When there is a snatch theft incident… it’s the victim’s fault for not being vigilant enough.

When someone focused a camera on some woman’s skirt… it’s the woman’s fault for wearing a skirt.

When someone got raped… it’s the victim’s fault for walking alone in broad daylight.

When there is a flash flood… it’s the rain’s fault for coming earlier than expected.

When unemployment rate is high… it’s the graduates’ fault.

When the haze is here… it’s Indonesia’s fault.

When there is a roof leakage… it’s the building’s fault for being old.

When there is a landslide or highway collapse… It’s God’s fault

When there is a bus accident… it’s the driver’s fault.

When an unapproved bus is let loose on the road… it’s the bus company’s fault.

When you lose in a badminton match to a lower ranked player… it’s the coach’s fault.

For all other things… it’s Namewee’s fault.