Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Faultology

When there is a snatch theft incident… it’s the victim’s fault for not being vigilant enough.

When someone focused a camera on some woman’s skirt… it’s the woman’s fault for wearing a skirt.

When someone got raped… it’s the victim’s fault for walking alone in broad daylight.

When there is a flash flood… it’s the rain’s fault for coming earlier than expected.

When unemployment rate is high… it’s the graduates’ fault.

When the haze is here… it’s Indonesia’s fault.

When there is a roof leakage… it’s the building’s fault for being old.

When there is a landslide or highway collapse… It’s God’s fault

When there is a bus accident… it’s the driver’s fault.

When an unapproved bus is let loose on the road… it’s the bus company’s fault.

When you lose in a badminton match to a lower ranked player… it’s the coach’s fault.

For all other things… it’s Namewee’s fault.

68 comments:

angel said...

But actually all the other FOUR fingers pointing back to ownself, hor?

angel said...

I MEANT, pointing back *AT* ownself... grrrr... I'm zzzzz! Good nite!

Acrix said...

But all these things begin with HIM. Coz if not for HIM, all these things won't be happening. So it's HIS fault.

Pookyma said...

Man...you just can't get over with this Namewee guy!!!!!hahaha...

I was laughing louder after each sentence...al of it has hidden meanings...well said bro...

And...I'm a Red Devil fan too!!!!!

LaSh said...

hahahhaa

dude!

I was expecting some sort of morale stuff.. till I got to the last line.

you've REALLY got it for that Namewee eh? :P

I wonder.. don't you even dream of him while sleeping? :D

Seok Thong said...

I wonder, if the garblement is too dumb to handle everything, it's their own fault for not being cleverer or their mother's fault to have brought them to this life..

Cool down with that Namewee lah..Hehe!

anthraxxxx said...

Dunno our local universities got offer bachelor in faultology ornot.

Twisted Heels said...

Faultology go hand in hand with blamology. I wonder when will we ever get to sincere apology.

Cocka Doodle said...

..or when they can't achieve the NEP's target,...it's everybody else's fault.

littlepolaris said...

I wonder wat did namewee did to zewt... hmm he curi ur girlfriend is it? =P Dun la angry~ lol.

sooi2 said...

"When an approved bus is let loose on the road..."

errrr...don't u mean UNapproved?

ok ok, not ur fault...it's Namewee's fault.

Helen said...

There are plenty of people embracing Faultology. What to do? Pointing the finger at another sure beats the hell of having to work it out yourself.

The sad thing is people embracing faultology is not doing it out of ignorance or laziness. They are doing it because they can. They are above the law....

Rashikaps said...

I like this post.. You just exonerated all of us.. It is never our fault :)

Firehorse said...

Aiya now i start to tink liao.....it's your fault.

J.T. said...

Aiyooo... let that bugger go lah. Namewee has apologised. :D

Angel has a good point. When one points a finger at others, one points back the other four at one's ownself. So, who's been pointing a finger at everyone else? ;)

whoalse said...

Nice but honest post....
Always blame others for own problems.

ehon said...

why we never blame zewt ler? i believe there's something that's zewt's fault! kekekekekekeke. :P

narrowband said...

haha i like this one. u cant get enough of namewee!

narrowband said...

haha i like this one. u cant get enough of namewee!

guaisaujai said...

*********************************
Is common law still needed?

PETALING JAYA: The Chief Justice has questioned the need to use English common law after 50 years of independence.

“In my opinion, his direction should be persevered, regardless of how it is modified. What is certain is that Professor Ahmad’s efforts were a clear objective that has placed Islamic law at its most qualified position,” he said.

---News from TheStarOnline---
***********************************

Ohh...U lar namewee!! Bcos of u lar!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah. If you backtrack a bit, to the moment when it all began, you will notice once upon a time, there is a signboard with a "proud" scale with a blue backdrop and one can often read this tagline: "Project Kerajaan Barisan Nasional".

Huei said...

hahahhaahahah ahh got leakage it's the god's fault that it has been raining lately!!

snatch thief incident..it's the victim's fault for using posh bags like LV or whatever

when someone gets raped it's the victims fault for dressing up sexily

seriously..are grass greener other places..cos i wana get out of here

amanda said...

eiii >< Zewt, still cannot finish with the namawee case ar >>>

Cirnelle said...

A third consecutive post about the fella. Obsession has its limits, you know, zewt. Beyond that is bordering on 'unhealthy gym practices'.

cibol said...

get over namewee will you ... :p

Jonny said...

ZEWT! I agreE With you!!!! Its all THEIIR oops. HIS FAUlt!!!!

Tine said...

Classic case of blamology. It's never OUR fault :p

Oh about Namawee, obsessed much? ;)

Winn said...

this entry is ur fault :-P

Princess Eileen said...

I feel like I am attending pendidikan moral class.... After a long-winding story, the main point --- the last sentence...

The sentence we keep in mind, the sentence we need to hafal....

Yes, Cikgu Zewt! Got your point!

anigma said...

HAHA! He really gets to your head, dude?? Hahah. Yes. It's entirely his fault that everyone is focusing in either saving his ass/fry him in hell than to fuss over the RM4.6 billion loss of tax payors' money.

Albert Yap said...
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Albert Yap said...

After all...it is my dad's fault who put the wrong X on that paper...

Landed_Angel said...

This is what they call "The Art of Tai Chi" hahahahahahahaha

sharlydia said...

hahaha! Dude, leave this Namewee guy alone...

I bet u left this out :

When there's increase of petrol price...it's "United Nation"'s fault! wahahaha...

aSstHa said...

erm... obsession overload... or is it really?

my lips are sealed :-X

tingtitlei said...

when you put everything together, its the person's in charge fault for not taking action to prevent it beforehand.

me said...

3 consecutive posts on namewee??? you infatuated with that guy or something ah??! writer's block ah?

Angie Tan said...

seems like we are suffering from "finger-point-syndrome" or "everyone's-fault-but-my-own-syndrome".

where is my golden finger?? :P

Sunshine said...

wuah alot of finger pointing...

ardy said...

It's typical Malaysians to be pointing fingers everywhere else but themselves.

And being Malaysian, I'm guilty for that too, as well as you!

(shame on you zewt, blaming namewee on everything) heheheh :p

Manal said...

Ini stress/anger management ka?

Maxforce said...

NAMAWEE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
Vote for NAMAWEE!!!!
Long live NAMAWEE!!!!

Bwahahahahahha

Doreen said...

Emmm.....an interesting way of thinking....now is this called positive thinking or negative thinking? Me also confused liao. Hehehe

bubbly soda said...

Man! you never fail to crack me up! ahahhahaha!!! good one! wats malaysian good at? pushing the blame!

ethel said...

It's nice to have someone to put the blame on.

In WoW (World of Warcraft), the online game that I play, whenever we raid a town and all of us end up dying (losing), we blame it on a certain person.

Here, in blog or Malaysia, we blame it Namewee. xD Yay!!

P/S At least there's no need to Blame It On The Rain. (Do you listen to Milli Vanilli? :P)

zewt said...

angel - they didn’t point woh, they just say only… hahaha… don’t sleep so late la.

Acrix - which him? Oh… I know… namewee right?

pookyma - so you’re a devil too! Good man… you chose the right club. Don’t be a liverfool ya… kakaka…

LaSh - hahaha…I am very sure that won't happen :P

Seok Thong - the trick is to keep us quiet while continue to screw this country. Then blame namewee.

Anthraxxx - it’s not offered in the university… but some other agency. Make a wild guess.

Twisted heel - apology … from who?

zewt said...

Cocka doodle - negative… who said NEP’s target has not been achieved?

littlepolaris - hahaha… take it like a pinch of salt. Lines-read-lines.

sooi2 - ahhh… thanks for highlighting it. Changed…

Helen - they can because we allow it. Don’t u think?

Rashikaps - hehe… speaking from India… I think it really means something eh?

firehorse - I admit… it’s mine :)

JT - of all people… you cant lines-read-lines?

zewt said...

whoalse - that’s our style… and we allow it. We take it in.

ehon - aiyah… besides namewee, everything else is my fault.

narrowband - hahaha… well, what do u think?

guaisaujai - hahahahahahaha…. You’re getting the flow eh?

anon @ 8.44am - hahaha… just like me, you just cant get enough of that eh?

Huei - no need to be greener, as long as it’s grass, it’s ok for me. Cos here… all mud… I see some shit too.

Amanda - hehehe… well, try reading it properly.

zewt said...

cirnelle - it might get worse.

cibol - ok ok… I will :P

Jonny - let us all continue to blame him!

Tine - well, when there’s nothing to blame… he comes in handy.

Winn - I admit! Hehehe…

Princess Eileen - murid yang bagus ni… berbakat kamu…

anigma - well, we all fell into the trap, we allow it. Cant help it. Don’t u think?

zewt said...

Albert Yap - where is that x supposed to be ah?

Landed Angel - and it’s not only a Chinese art eh?

sharlydia - no la… it’s the hurricane’s fault, for destroying all the refinery.

tingtitilei - no no no… that cannot me, it’s never their fault.

me - very block lor… but it will end soon… I hope.

Angie Tan - we allow it, we are not brave enough to do something. Just look at the percentage of ppl who’re not registered cos they are not bothered… at the poll.

zewt said...

Sunshine - biasa ler…

ardy - ok lah.. since that is the case… I will do something for a change… it’s my fault!

Manal - problem solving management.

Maxforce - hahahaha…off topic ni :P

Doreen - it’s called Malaysian way of thinking.

bubbly soda - yup, and we read… we accept… life goes on.

ethel - mili vanilli… haha… they bluffed the whole damn world! Remember that? Wow… you play Dota? Cool!!!!

Kenny Ng said...

This can be labeled as Blamelogy

Cocka Doodle said...

Precisely my point. They still can't count.

Russ said...

Actually its not namewee's fault, its the Hungry Ghosts!!

rinnah said...

And it's all zewt's fault for making me read this post and ROTFL! *grinning from ear to ear

(Yeah, I know, zewt's gonna say that it's namewee's fault he even wrote this post in the first place.) Bwahahahaha.

zewt said...

Kenny Ng - haha... double major... faultology and blamology.

cocka doodle - whose fault it is that they cant count?

Russ - ahhhh.... it's all coming to sense now.

rinnah - aiyooo... poor fella. in my latest post, already said dont want to blame him for everything. so yeah... i guess it's my fault lor.

alan zed said...

the namewee saga continue... hehe...

Huei said...

hahahahahahhahah

yea..same here..actually i only see shit!

pikey said...

it's a very typical msian attitude...

zewt said...

alan zed - should stop... must stop... will stop...

huei - hahaha... smelly... dont step on them.

pikey - yo! welcome! typical... we are all guilty... dont u think?

pikey said...

zewt: definitely guilty of that! kekeke

Tsu Lin said...

Don't forget, Zewt..

When a highway/structure is in danger of collapsing (MRR2), it is THE INDONESIAN construction worker's fault. And the role of ministry of road transport is just to ensure that the public knows this.. (incase we missed it out and thought it must be the accountability of the Ministry or the companies that they contracted the work to).

We live in a glorious country! WE BOLEH!

Josette said...

Everyone, or mostly everyone likes to blame everything else in the world except himself/herself! I guess it's kind of natural. =)

zewt said...

pikey - most definitely.

tsu lin - what a glorious country we have. do wait up for the next favourite malaysian major... next week... no, it's not blamotology.

josette - not really... politicians in HK ... they own up to their mistakes and resign.

The Malaysian Life said...

Ok. Let me see, who am I going to blame now...for..
I suppose I have to think of something bad first, huh ?
I blame You ! For whatever. LOL

zewt said...

the malaysian life - sigh... if you so choose to ... i have nothing to say lor.

Zaty said...

blaming is very malaysian indeed. hahah. or is it just human nature?

blamers are irresponsible ppl - so obvious that they want to avoid taking care of the matters. it just shows ignorance and selfishness. and most importantly, so immature la.

i especially LOL at the flash flood - rain's fault. hahah XD

zewt said...

Zaty - well... these are just the tip of the ice berg... there are those which i am not allowed to mention... sigh.