Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Please enlighten me

I really don’t like this Namewee. Not only he is getting too much attention, he has also successfully diverted all our attention from other things, and it made me looked stupid. Why? It’s because some people are talking about some alphabets and I have no idea what they are talking about. I have to pretend as though I know and it made me look stupid. See what this Namewee has done to me!

The thing I am talking about is some dunno what P and K and FZ… I think it’s PKFZ. Have you heard of it before? No? That’s why la!!! Must be this Namewee’s fault! He is so famous till we all talk about him and dunno about any other things. And me trying to be smart, I thought it stands People Keep F**king Zewt!!! Then everyone laughed me. See, this Namewee made me look so stupid.

Then someone pointed out to me that it stands for Port Klang Free Zone. Heard of it? See! You’re also all pretty blur about this right? People from Klang, have you heard of this before? If not, I think it’s that Namewee’s fault again. You must be reading too much about that dude till you know that you have a free zone around your area. Don’t you just hate Namewee for taking too much of your attention?

I must admit, I am totally oblivious about it until they say the big boss is going to spend RM4.6b to bail out assist that free zone. Woooaaaahhh… talk about something defeating its purpose, what’s supposed to be free turned out to cost 4.6b bucks! But I am still pretty blur about it, still suffering from Namewee overdose. Are you? Yes, I am going to blame him for everything this week.

Can someone please enlighten me about this PKFZ? If you dunno what it is, stop talking about Namewee and start reading about this PKFZ la! It’s 4.6b bucks for goodness sake.

54 comments:

tingtitlei said...

Ill continue what i wanted to sy in the previous comment. fuck the isa.

BEACUSE WMC IS A CHI..BAI! wahhaha..

spending 4.6billion on a Free zone. talk about irony

angel said...

Yes, teacher... I go read...

Note to winn! Ei... This teacher scold liao... faster go read abt some PK thing, ok!!

littlepolaris said...

wow, ur boss is very rich la... is he interested to invest in my PKFZ? Peace keeping free zone! lol Donate money help me build an orphanage =P

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Ermmm..i actually 'boleh laaa' like him. I think he is silly, but also berani.If ini orang ada sikit maturity, maybe he can come up with the better version of Negarakuku.I like yr blog, and to save me from jumping fences, I will now link yr blog to mine.

Manal said...

And he, WMC, beats all the other local malaysian chinese singers including that msian idol 2nd season winner...hehe...he sure has a good voice for both canto-malay rap-pop music. He cudve joined the ghazal group in muar with that lunak voice.

PKFZ eh....good for scomi to manage more shipping innit? we have a modern tanjung pelepas port and now big boss is rebuffing port klang too....Prove that oil price increase among other things benefits a lot of the mega projects in the pipeline. But port klang town still a bit "downtrodden". Suppose that this 4.5b could lift up the town image too and not just another favourite/main indon gathering and leaving/deporting area.

penang-kia said...

oh...the PKFZ issit?is like that one..some big shot bought the land from poor fishermen for RM3 per.sq.ft then sold to cheng hoo(gormen) for RM35 per.sq.ft..lor!
sup..sup..soi la RM4.6billion only what..,and every rakyat now is feeling good,petrol price is good,toll price is good,proton quality also good.
see..see..see i feel unbelievably good.you don't feel good..meh?

sooi2 said...

i oso dunno abt PKFZ...but coming from pg i knw dat PFTZ is Penang Free Trade Zone!

rm4.6b i think can build another set of petronas twin towers oredi. sometimes i do miss our former PM.

adrian said...

Why u mention the PKTZ? u want to give us rakyat high blood pressure issit!

I would not have a problem if initially they said that the cost would be 4.6b, I would probably think "Wow this PKTZ will be very geng wan". But then the initial budgeted cost was about 1b only. Now overshot by 3.6b!! Mind u the roads r not even build yet! so there will still be more costs involved.

And this was a company that had over RM500 million cash reserves! Now they're in debt of 5billion!

If my guy came to me asking for 1b to do a project and the project costs more than 1b, I would fark him kaw-kaw. if it became 2b, I would ask for his resignation. if it became 4.6b, i would resign bcoz I hired the farker. But that's in the corporate world, using the company's money.

Rakyat money no big deal lah. We just hush-hush and ignore their questions. Sure they'll forget about it.

LaSh said...

you sure can't be feeling more stupid than me right now :P

I've tried hard to get to understand this and the previous post, but the numerous Malay terms haven't made it easy at all for me! :D

I'll just stick to the things I go understand!...


...such as

the nice Homer Simpson pic :D I like it! lol

Anonymous said...

what 4.6b? this garblement that speaks with forked-tongue will say its part of the budget in the 9MP.

at the meantime, new release from this wee guy... kawanku

anthraxxxx said...

I bet they are secretly hoping for us to think the 4.6 beliyon is in rupiah.

Freethinker said...

With or without Namewee, it wont appear on NST or Star, because it's too strong political links. Which I'm getting fed up, paying 1.20 for not something worth the taxpayer's attention but only informed from a FREE Sun..

ehon said...

WHAT IS THAT?! ok ok. go read go read.. 4.3b liao. wah cow!

Anonymous said...

PKFZ: Another project brought to you by BN Government.

DaphStar* said...

I m from Klg but I have no idea wat is PKFZ. So wat, can we talk about every dirt of our leader in PKFZ? Its a free zone and there should be free speech and free of ISA within that radius.

Wuching said...

i dun read about namewee, namewee who?

sharlydia said...

It just goes to say that our cheng hoo (gobenmen) is extensively stupid lor...

Albert Yap said...

Ho-Ho-Ho....Merry Christmas....

Still early for Christmas? yeah I know...but I am crazy now...just like everyone here....

Ho-Ho-Ho.....sighhhhhhh....

Huei said...

dang! i think he's been hogging the news that i have no idea what PKFZ!

nah..just another excuse to put money into big boss's pocket..i bet not even half of that amount is actually put to good use!

missironic said...

Hmm, I've learnt something new..PKFZ..thanks for the news info, ya..lolz..

Jun-E said...

You are cun. =D

kaylee said...

GREAT POST:)

eve said...

Got the paper in hand..will go n read it later..but heard little abt it la..Go read The Sun..better story..hehe..

Jonny said...

LOL, again! wahaha. I'm totally impressed with YOU!

anyway, kenny's video made me roll on the floor.

changeiam said...

PKFZ ?? Why am I not surprised it's normal for our money to be used in any way fit. Pouring more money into something that already was failing in the first place. We are malaysians ma we like helping out those in need !!! Does anyone even remember our e-village project few years back ?? hahahaha

Angel Eyes said...

What?

Sunflower said...

Of course, somebody got very rich from that deal too.

Just like somebody got very rich from the "temporary" RM108mil LCCT which apparently now needs to be replaced by a RM1.7bil one!!!

zewt said...

tingtitlei - haha... chi-bai! i see... do u still remember about my chi-bai post? yeah man... talk about irony!

angel - yeah... read the PK thing... eh... PK thing sounds dodgy.

littlepolaris - hahaha... well, u can always try to talk o the boss and see how.

Hjh Esah Jolie - hi there and welcome! i think he acted rather impulsively, dont u think? thanks for the link :) hope to see ya around.

Manal - hmmm... favourite indon gathering for depot... didnt know that. well, i think if it is for a good cause, i dont mind, but if it is really a bail out, then it's money down the drain again. talk about ports, we aint that great.

penang-kia - hello there and welcome! hahaha... sounds like a good deal to me, i wonder if i will ever get myself into such a deal... :) yeah, i feel so good... particularly this namewee guy took away my attention from other things.

zewt said...

sooi2 - hmmm... i think petronas twin tower more expensive leh. i heard la... dunno if it is true. you miss him? well, i think both has got it pro and cons.

adrian - hahaha... sorry for causing you high blood pressure. blame that namewee guy la... he is the scapegoat for everything now. aiyah... we all sam jiu la... all those money, where it has gone to. and u know... it's not even openly reported in the news.

LaSh - sorry bro... a bit too much on my country lately.. well, i feel i need to give a pointer or 2... :)

anon @ 2.58am - kawanku is an old release ler. i have blogged about it before. all his masterpieces are coming out.

anthraxxx - they secretly hope we wont even know about it.

freethinker - yeah... i wonder why ppl still buy it. it's truly amazing. i was thinking i wanna blog about the worth of all these comics, but sure kena sue.

ehon - 4.6b ler... a lot of moolah u know.

cibol said...

PKFZ .. I tot that was .. a new way of curing people. Was it in the namewee song? Just asking .. I didn't bother to check out his song though .. not interested ..

zewt said...

anon @ 8.13am - hahaha... that is your favourite tag line eh?

Daphstar - with so many things free... we have to pay 4.6b for it. ironic huh.

wuching - good for u... concentrate on other things hehe...

sharlydia - hahaha... cheng hoo... u hokkien eh? sigh... many would agree with u.

Albert Yap - you refering to santa claus?

Huei - half? i think much more than that lor. anyone buying big house lately?

missironic - errr... the ppl keep f....... part?

zewt said...

Jun-E - hahaha... thanks!

kaylee - :)

eve - are u the doc eve? the link i gave is from the sun... the free newspaper. those you have to pay...sigh.

Jonny - hahaha... me too. that fella is wicked. finally putting his talent into good use.

changeiam - e-village, now that you've mentioned... what the hell is it? sigh... we have so many 'projects'.... i really cant keep up. our ways of doing things.

Angel Eyes - yup... you certainly are on namewee overdose :)

Sunflower - you're quite bitter about this LCCT huh... maybe i should give it a pointer or 2 eh?

cibol - hahaha... curing ppl? sounds like some antibiotic eh? good... enough of this namewee guy...

rinnah said...

Hmm... I am still not sure what it is all about... just that something smells fishy la.

Pookyma said...

Woo i didn't know bout it till iread ur blog!WTF man 4.6b......tax man spend on those gong cibais!!!

Helen said...

That just shows how easy it is to come up with a diversion....

People just take the bait all too easily. lol

AngryYoungChild said...

*-* never heard of such thing before..

changeiam said...

zewt you dunno what is e-village ? wow then the government has been doing a really good job !!! read here

Hijackqueen said...

*sigh... the PKFZ is a big white elephant in PK.

and no, PK doesn't stand for Puki.

Angie Tan said...

hahahaa... i'm still trying to understand the subplime issue. (^ ^)

PKFZ = Pok Kai For uZ...

In short, we're kind of screwed...

Cirnelle said...

And the Education Ministry said they can't afford to subsidize RM100million of textbooks for our students.

Oh wait... all textbooks can only be printed by one company. I wonder who owns that company. Perhaps subsidizing textbooks would mean cutting off someone's source of yearly income?

K'ThRyN said...

don't worry, I'm as blur as you... haha

alan zed said...

me work at port klang oso dont know. hehe. sad eh ?

Anonymous said...

thousands of namewee ( that don't have rich parents ) all over the world.

parents borrow & work like dog to pay his tuition fees... &

poor chap work part time for the rent & food.

no excuse for him to do what he did...

but then what fucking justifications to mobilized all garblement machineries & resources going after him when there are...
rampant corruptions...massive sinful bailouts...violent crimes...

narrowband said...

That's really an ironic piece of news. They really need to employ someone who knows how to manage the PEOPLE's money well. And on Namewee, I saw a letter mailed to a local BM newspaper spelled it as 'Namawee' LOL.

Shireen Loh said...

oh my, what in heaven's name is PKFZ??? Mebbe someone might be able to shed some light. Will wait 4 your full story tomolo yah :P

cibol said...

actually .. I wanted to type CURSING but I missed the S. ha ha ha

zewt said...

rinnah - it's a port and near the sea... certainly fishy...

pookyma - inside that 4.6... there're some of my money!

Helen - yeah... but are ppl taking my bait?

AngryYoungChild - good... ppl dont just keep f***** zewt eh?

changeiam - 3b??? wah liao eh... and seriously... i have never heard of such thing before. another project by our famous gomen.

Hijackqueen - yo! welcome to AZAIG. certainly not puki at all... white elephant... plenty of them i tell u. speaking of which... what happened to the sports centre in london?

Angie Tan - hahahaha... i like it... po kai for uZ.... hahaha... we're indeed screwed.

zewt said...

cirnelle - not really... that 100m could have gone to that printing company... who knows.

K'ThRyN - hi there and welcome to AZAIG. so difficult to type your name properly. well, let us all not be blur anymore.

alan zed - hahahaha... so much money dumped near your working place... do find out.

anon @ 5.11pm - justified.... cos they want us all to focus on this kid... while all the other things gone unnoticed.

narrowband - hahaha... namawee... maybe that's the malay version of the name la. correct mah... name = nama.

Shireen Loh - i am waiting for ppl to tell me woh... :P

cibol - hahahhahaha... hahahahaha... typo can do huge damage ya...

K'ThRyN said...

haha nvm just type kat... lol anws well, i don't really support that person's acts, kinda cause alot of misunderstandings... anws can i link you to my blog??

Alvin said...

jia lat...that wee guy reli so famous now. =_= zewt, u shld start composing a song like that also leh :P

maegen said...

well.. Pk even near port but not really actually fishy at all.. just certain ppl not from here make it fishy .. *SAD* i was just so nearby the newest fishy place and the KLG fella u mean b4 also from Pk fishy place.. and soooooooooooo near my house.. *SAD SAD* .. likes my KL friends said they shall pay a visit to this place one day not for bah kut teh not for seafood but for the KLG FElla house and now new view PKFZ.. *SAD SAD SAD* they just make the place fishy ... = (

Anonymous said...

Of course. For everything else, it is Namewee

ardy said...

Argh! You making me think more and more! Can I just stay ignorant? Ignorance is blissful, remember?

My conclusion: zewt is bad for the brain ;)

zewt said...

k'thryn - i think there is another kat lurking aroud so... better keep to full name. link away... it's an honour.

Alvin - not that talented ler... hehe...

maegen - hahaha... i KL ppl go, it will probably be only for the pork... bak kut teh.

anon @ 8.36am - hahaha... precisely.

ardy - i think my latest post might just have a remedy for that.