Thursday, 2 August 2007

From the spoon to the cat

Last week, I mentioned about a particular spoon which happened to have travelled to a frontier where no spoon has gone before, and asked if we will ever allow such spoon to serve its duty again. Very interesting comments surfaced, but the general consensus was a bit “No”. A feeling of disgust is the natural reaction.

Notwithstanding the fact that a few readers actually use spoon to eat durian, have you ever thought about the things you have touched and with the same hands, you’ve fed yourself countless chicken wings, or durians if you eat them with your hands. Seriously, isn’t it the same? It’s all in the head, isn’t it? And sometimes, it’s just hypocrisy, because we knowingly choose to ignore the relevant.

Kat raised a very interesting point… would you spit your saliva into a spoon and drink the saliva again? Hmmm…. Sounds disgusting really… but would you?

Oh… to the one who said “what we put in our mouths is pretty sacred” hmmm… I wonder if any blowing activity has been performed before. Or perhaps… it is indeed sacred thing that’s being blown… LOL!! Sorry… Friday mood kicking in…

Since Friday is here, I have a story to share…

There was a cat crossing a bridge one day. While crossing, it took a glimpse down the stream and saw a sausage. Naturally, the cat jumped down and dragged the sausage to dry land. It got itself wet but it was worth it as it had a good meal.

On the second day, as the cat was crossing the same bridge, it saw a sausage in the stream again but this time, the sausage is bigger than the one yesterday! Without a thought, the cat jumped in and since the sausage was a little bigger, it took a while for the cat to drag it off the stream. As it spent quite an amount of time in the water, it got itself really wet but again, it was worth it, the sausage was just delicious.

On the third day, the same cat crossing the same river saw a really huge sausage down in the stream and the cat just could not resist!!! It jumped down and tried to drag it into dry land. It struggled as this big sausage was really huge and heavy. But this big of meat was motivating enough to make the cat endure the cold water. After a considerable amount of time, it succeeded. The cat was totally drenched! But it was definitely worth it, this huge sausage was definitely worth it.

What do you think is the morale of the story?

Have a blissful weekend!

Updated 1: After 2 comments, I think I need to give a clue… think Friday.

Update 2: The morale to the story is... the bigger the sausage... the wetter the pussy. But it can variates though. One good morale is big sausage + wet pussy = a very good time.

77 comments:

Fiona the confusing girl... said...

Grab the opportunity and work harder for it ? Hehe i sucks in cathing morale value :P

Cyanide said...

why are there sausages floating in the stream in the first place la? lack of civic mindedness resulting into water pollution, poisoning minds of greedy cats and confusing the heads of zewt's faithful readers... wahahaha... sorry i can't help but to crap a little. can't blame me, life's been boring so no mood to tackle real stuff like morale values! :P

-=SiN=- said...

the bigger size wins~ BJ is fun too? :X

tingtitlei said...

think friday?
OOH I KNOW!

the cat should earn money from blog ads instead and buy its sausage at TGIF instead of dragging them off the river.

svllee said...

Hi Zewt, how about this one - go and buy a brand new toilet brush, and use it to do the washing up? Would you?!

The cat moral : The bigger the reward the greater the effort?

angel said...

Hmmm... I should learn to swim like the cat...

I can't think of anything funny right now. But cocka sure can wan...

Rashikaps said...

lol @ whatever goes in the mouth is sacred.
moral of the story has to be weird considering it is Friday .. So is it - The effort one is willing to exert is directly propotional to the size of the catch because size does matter .. heh he! :-))

jamy said...

The moral of the story is this is a cat business, why human being campur campur tangan :).

When you have done it once, what does it matter the next 1 zillion you do it ?

Soulblade said...

hmn.. this is abit confusing and weird.

er.. my rational is.. the bigger the reward, the higher the risk? but since the hint is 'think friday'.. hmn.. caught me off guard..

any other hint zewt?

LaSh said...

the morale of the story...

is..

that the cat likes wet sausages...

Jason said...

Yes i know its the same concept..but when you spit saliva out, means you wanna get rid of it. I dont think so i'd swallow it back again. Just sounds so yuck!

man..i LOL-ed at the comments some of you put above...super funny. i think the morale of the story is you gotta work for what you want. Bigger rewards come with bigger sacrifices. But why think friday? dont really get it..

Cirnelle said...

Eww... stop with the talk of slurping saliva. *Gag*

Moral of the story ah? Stop washing sausages by the stream. If you wanna wash those sausages, don't leave them there for a cat that has what business crossing a bridge.

And for the stupid cat: Next time, eat half the sausage while its IN the stream to lessen the weight and THEN, you won't need to drag the whole freakin' meat and get yourself wet.

By the way, this stream clean or not one ah? Did someone clean the "frontier pioneering" spoon in it ah?

Moral story 3: If you are what you eat, and you like sausages... then eat the cat.

flaminglambo said...

I love pussy stories. Especially wet ones.

Sunshine said...

cats swimming? i thought they hate water?

i think its really friday my brains are not functioning already! :D

guaisaujai said...

Hahahaha~ This reminds me a story.

A chicken and a cat crossing a bridge, suddenly the cat fell into the river, y the chicken laughing non-stop and so happy??

********************************
The answer:

"whenever there's a wet xxxxx, the xxxx is alwiz the happiest"
********************************

The morale of the story....
Ehm...ehm....Happy Friday.

Huei said...

i think u need more hints from the rest of the comments above..i oso need hints! hahahahah

"Fu zhun kam loi" (The ending to the pain is a chunk of gold)?

wings said...

size does matter!!! hence the 'cat' is 'wet' *ahem* drenched..

thought of the day: size does matter..it does. ;)

Tine said...

Spitting into the spoon bit, well, duh, it's your own spit what. Yep, I agree that it's all in your head. What you don't know won't kill you. Ignorance is bliss ;)

As for the moral of the story - "One big sausage satisfies one wet pussy(cat)". Go figure. Tee hee hee!

Happy Casual Friday! (and I'm lovin' it)

rinnah said...

Hahaha... I like Tine's answer to the moral of the story... is that the answer, zewt?

Calvin's Wife said...

LOL yes, I think it is so too...

The bigger the 'sausage'(kuchiau) is, the more 'exhausted'(se*xiting) and 'drenched'(wet) the 'cat'(pussy) would be.

Ngahahaha, if it is not the correct answer, then just say me dirty minded can liao, I will still be happy with it, LOL.

clare said...

Learn to swim (?) coz you never know when there will be a bigger sausage in the stream again (?)

me said...

hmph!! i'll come back on monday! (turns and walk off, hip swinging exaggeratingly)

AngryYoungChild said...

Moral of the story...Whatever Tine said. XD

ehon said...

friday is the day u shouldn't think too much lar! :P read what others say enough liao. :D

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

And on the fourth day the sausage is hugemougus & the cat try with all his might, but alas he get drowned instead! Morale of the story is.......??? What say u!

I believed this is the part of the story which u left out. Corrected me if wrong. Actually I am wandering about 'disgusting' thing we do! If like this then I suppost all the way/meant of 'pokeing' I did to please a lady made me a disgusting guy. OMG I better change my nick from 'Hor ny Ang Moh' to 'Disgusting Boy'.

Have a nice 'disgusting' weekend with ur gf!!!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Morale of the story:

WET PUSSY + LARGE SAUSAGE = REAL GOOD TIME!!

Happy Friday!!!

LaSh said...

tine :

i LOVED your morale! :P

"One big sausage satisfies one wet pussy"

hahahahaha

Elizebeth D.L. said...

This is too deep to be analyzed on a FRIDAY!!!

YogaJess said...

Thanks God it's Friday. I thought Cat only like fish and Dog like sausage? And it is very rare to see a cat swimming.

p/s: Congrats on your latest nomination too.

alan zed said...

morale : the bigger the sausage the hornier the pussy,eh cat... happy friday bro... :P

Kenny Mah said...

Wetter pussy, bigger sausage, more effort? That seems to be the consensus here with all the comments... But I like the chicken and cat story in one of the comments... short and sweet! ;)

Gosh, did you just go and make everyone horny for the weekend? LOL

Princess Eileen said...

Moral of the story....

Wet "cat" and getting larger "sausage".....

its like I feel so tiny at Monday.. Getting better on WednesDAY and I am so darn happy on FRIDAY!!!!

*Check out the caps lock*

me said...

i'm back! everybody's going for the lewd interpretation, it seems. just to remind you that you haven't posted the answer on the 'why time is strange in zewt's blog?' riddle....or did i miss it? see, people? he teases us with them....and then doesn't answer it!

Jonny said...

i like it. lewd interpretations. :D

bigger sausage = "wetter" pussy

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha!Ha! Ah Zewt!If u have use a dog instead of a cat in ur story, I am sure the comment will be different!I think I like purple comment a lot!He! He! Have a nice weekend!

Anonymous said...

My guess is....

Given that cats hate getting wet, the moral of the story is:

You know you have to work you butt out eventhough you don't like it so go for the reward regardless of size.

Stupe said...

durian with spoon, seen it loads of time, even mangosteen! Not sure really what makes them do that!

Moral of the story...got moral meh? today friday la, the cat supposed to be vegetarian.

Helen said...

Success/achievements are addictive. It's good while it last, but just be careful it don't consume you entirely one of these days. :-)

Anonymous said...

one horny silly pussy, going for sausages and not fishes in the river.

the morale?
horny ppl half of time never know what they are doing and the half of the time doesn't know what is good for them.

zewt said...

Fiona - hehe... read the comments below and you'll have an idea.

Cyanide - i understand.... to much 'blood and smell' kinda did the damage eh?

-=Sin=- - hahahaha... why suddenly BJ is in the picture?

tingtitlei - hahahaha... i cant believe you didnt catch it. read the other comments la.

svllee - yo and welcome to AZAIG! what's with the toilet brush though? didnt catch that. as for the morale... quite close.

angel - yup... eager to hear cocka's word.

zewt said...

Rashikaps - hehe... something along the line of size...

jamy - ahh.. totally off, though it does make some sense.

soulblade - :)... just read some of the comments... i am sure u will catch the morale already.

LaSh - very close bro... very close...

Jason - yeah, i do reckon the saliva bit is a bit yucky, though i am one who will use 'that' spoon once again. hahaha... funny? wait till u read some of those comments below!

cirnelle - hahahaha... LOL at your morale #3!!! anyone wanna eat the cat here? i think purple mushroom has got the most accurate morale.

zewt said...

flaminglambo - then you should have solve the morale right? i am sure you can... hehe...

Sunshine - c'mon... it should function for zewt's friday frolics!

guaisaujai - HAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHA !!!! you caught me there... hahaha... that is a greatest clue for the morale already! congrats!

Huei - hahaha... friday la... i wont write such profound thing... read guaisaujai's comment above.

wings - hello and welcome! it certainly does. very close to the morale. good try.

Tine - looks like being in an all girls school didnt spoil your thinking cell eh? :P

zewt said...

rinnah - very close. guaisaujai's comment is a big hint.

Calvin's wife - yes! you dirty minded haha! and it's kukuchiao and not kuchiao... like shortened like that...

clare - way off... there're so many comments close to it already.

me - the answer to that is the timing of my entries... all very nice... i am surprise you didn notice it since you're my english police.

AngryYoungChild - very close. not exactly the thing in my mind. calvin's wife is pretty good too. so this one... lame or not?

ehon - read the others and u also got the morale liao.

zewt said...

Hor Ny - no need to change... the current nick is cool enough. LOL at your "alas he drowned" !!! yup... i get your message.

purple mushroom - i noticed married ppl always catch it. you and calvin's wife...

Elizebeth DL - c'mon... your friend purple mushroom is so good at it!

YogaJess - hi and welcome to AZAIG! well... the cat is there for a reason... nomination? what nomination?

alan zed - very close... you are the closest of them all!

Princess Eileen - errr... u getting more wet as the days go by? oh boy....

zewt said...

Jonny - bingo...

anon @ 3.58pm - wahh... if i ask such thing during weekdays... maybe... but on a friday... this wouldnt be the morale. nice try anyway.

Stupe - yo!! friday vegetarian? hahaha... didnt know that is a practice amongst cats. what's with ppl eating durians with spoon... sigh.

Helen - aiyooo... no ler... think cocka.

anon @ 5.10pm - while that is not what i intended... i must say... that is quite a good morale from the story. well done.

Cocka Doodle said...

This pussy damn stupid. If she walks upstream, she might come to find the sausage factory itself!
She can then have a choice of sauerkraut, salami, bratwurst, cervelat, bockwurst, bologna, hotdogs, knackwurst in all shapes and sizes.
Now she is restricting herself to just sizes but not choices.

Moral of the story...if the pussy keeps herself dry a little longer, she might find better sausages! LOL

Calvin's Wife said...

Huuhuhhhh.. I lost ur e-mail >.< .... kasi msn sama gua... :D thank you pls...

Calvin's Wife said...

And LOL on the married people.. LOL, ahbotheeen.. haisehhh LOL

5xmom.com said...

I didn't read the comment so that I can write something original. By Monday, Zewt is going to tell us that the cat died because of too much sausages. Too much good things kills.

Seaqueen said...

To have a positive thinking, the cat is persistent and bloody lucky.

On a negative thought, pretty stupid to jump into a water so many times just for a sausage and get itself wet. Why not find other food??

narrowband said...

Pussy loves sausages, the bigger the better.

Darn, zewt, I suck at doing your quizes.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

whahahaha dis is about the most dirty 1 ever...read the answers..where can find such a kitty cat ar?? hahaha when has it been this way eh? how come i dont get picked up in the wide ocean?

cindy said...

I have no idea, but I think the moral of the story is .. I need to learn how to swim or I'll never get any sausages.. *sigh*

zewt said...

Cocka Doodle - hahahaha... since the rest managed to catch the right morale... you beat them all by coming up with a higher level one!

Calvin's wife - hahaha... married couple more experience with sausages and pussies i guess... :P

5xmom - does that mean sausages are good? hmmmm... dont think so.

Seaqueen - wrong ler... think friday... think friday!

narrowband - hahaha... i am sure you will get use to it.

constant craver joe - you can... first you must dump your sausage in the ocean before a cat can pick it up... hahaha!

cindy - you dunno how to swim? by the way, have 2 cindy-s reading this blog.... left me a bit cuntfused.

Manal said...

At least she's sharper and more determined then that (bit*h) dog who lost her bone from her own jaw after she saw an enlarged and extended image of another bone down the river from the bridge (remember that pantun: org tamak selalu rugi, bagai anjing dan bayang-bayang).

Zewt, i had to wait until after office hour to read ur replies on the readers' comments....slow la ini macam....terok la ur company blocking the blogspot. Is typepad allowed? But that means u had to pay a certain annual fees for it.

Cocka Doodle said...

I like your advice to Helen....think cocka. Hahahahahahha!!!

ting tit lei said...

im just being sarcastic. -_- pussy, sausage. come on , its louis we are tlaking about here how could i not catch it =P

when can u send me the photos btw? take it slow tho im not rushing u haha

Russ said...

The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy.. :P

AngryYoungChild said...

Haha..I'm sorry zewt. U failed in being lame..=p

ah nel said...

the pussy just LOL y a person got nth to do and look at it jump in water everyday...

may said...

I would say... the moral of the story is... the bigger the sausage (the success), the more tasty it is (the sweeter the triumph). hor?

zewt said...

Manal - what is typepad? yeah... i can only reply comments when i reach home. but occasionally, i do sneak home during lunch to see how things go. particularly i have a comment that i need to .... delete.

cocka doodle - yeah... that shuld be the hint instead of think friday.

tingtitlei - oh yes, should be by tomorrow. damn, i need to remember to download the photos to my harddrive. speaking of which, need to head to PC fair.

Russ - bingo!

AngryYoungChild - i think that's a very good thing. not complaining at all.

ah nel - hmmm... what you wanna do with the pussy la?

may - nah... the best hint i can give... think cocka. but your morale is very good though.

kyliemc said...

erm..wash ur hands everytime after u touch sumthing?erm...tht's wat i do til ppl think tht i'm weird...haha..in fact i think i;m weird too coz more germs will stick 2 my hand when it's wet...lol..gee,i guess i'm juz plain weird...

hmm...i guess d morale of d story is juz get involved in sumthing u think it's worth all ur efforts...though d outcome is uncertain but at least u wont regret it when u r old..n u wont hv d 'wat if' Q~

lol...zewt,i really salute u coz u still hv time 2 blog though u r so busy wif work..haha..guess i need 2 learn frm u...d moment i reach home n hv dinner,i feel like going 2 bed..bad 4 digestion~

day-dreamer said...

I glanced through the comments and couldn't help but to laugh out loud! Hahahaha~

Anyway, have a nice weekend!

Freethinker said...

It's worth the try if it the end justifies the mean

Doreen said...

Aiks, cat can swim one meh? I always thought cat hates water, and they cannot swim, no?

zewt said...

kyliemc - well, if it's an ordinary zewtpinion, that would be the right morale... but it's friday... so it's a lil twisted... :) i'm getting quite fatique and tired from consistent blogging... might just slow down.

day-dreamer - like i said... think friday... and think cocka! haha..

freethinker - it's friay... take it easy ler...

Doreen - can... the picture is real... not special effects.

afiq said...

Your story reminds me of the nature of a bumblebee. buzzzzuh

whereisthepussyiney? said...

ooooooo!!! i know this one!! the bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!! hahahahahah

me said...

everybody reached the correct conclusion, it seems. but did anybody discuss whether zewt's theory is really true? comeon! how can we come to zewt's blog without discussing his arguments!?? hehe.

TiNa HusSaiN said...

tina hussain,

morale of the story:

learn to swim!
you'll never know what will come by along the river, hehehehe...

TiNa HusSaiN said...

ehh sorry..did not understand why i was referring to the previous comment to myself, hehehe.. monday blues, i think! ;p

TiNa HusSaiN said...

ehh sorry..did not understand why i was referring *the previous comment to myself, hehehe.. monday blues, i think! ;p

typo.. mabuk la.. hehe..

zewt said...

afiq - hey! welcome here. bumblebee? hmmm... sure?

whereisthepussyiney? - too late la u.

me - enough of debate... debate is often sensitive... hehe...

Tina Hussain - hahaha... semalam you buat apa... sampai mabok...

confessing7girl said...

u r sooooooooo funny!!! loveed the pussy story!!!!! :D only u!!
as for the spoon u r absolutely right its all in the head but we cant help it!! :D

Annie said...

Duuuude! cats HATE water.

Like the spoon story. You can easily replace a spoon. You can't replace your fingers. We're all snobs basically and yes, it's all in our minds.

zewt said...

confessing7girl - heh heh... i knew you will like this one. hahaha... !

Annie - what about the sacred mouth? nothing to say? :P