Thursday, 16 July 2009

Why English is truly “UNIVERSE”-sal

The broo-hah regarding English being the language for certain subjects is still on-going. Riding on that notion, allow me to share with you why English is truly a “Universe”-sal language…








… because when English is never meant to be spoken… it is spoken…







… like…





















Spock!!!When Spock addresses the Vulcan council, he spoke in English. A race so advance and intelligent like the Vulcans decided that they should speak… English!

The Romulans… Their spaceship captain also has an English name… Captain Neo! And you would expect he would have a Romulan name… no… it’s Neo!

Megatron!!! When he flew up to space to converse with “The Fallen”, with no humans around… they chose to speak in…yes, you guessed it right… English!

Treebeard!!! Just when you think only flesh and blood (red or green) speaks English… think again… Even tree speaks English!

Yes… long ago, in a galaxy, far far away… and mind you, they were already speaking in… yes, English! And clearly, the English language was still at its infant stage… as you can tell from Yoda’s grammar…

So, do you believe now that English is indeed a “Unverse”-sal language?


1 year ago…
The arrest and losing my premier virginity

2 years ago…
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22 comments:

-eiling- said...

You are so right!

Brian Kinney said...

Haha you got it right in other perspective! :)
By the way, I love Yoda's English.

Purple~MushRooM said...

That's a really ugly Megatron pic that you have there.

Anonymous said...

this is so fucking funny

Mei Teng said...

I like Yoda's England! "Powderful"!

MKL said...

Well, I almost didn't believe until I saw Master Yoda [Peace be upon Him], that really made your point :P

missironic said...

Hahaha...The way u put it.. it does make sense! Funny! Hahaha..

Ai Shiang said...

Haha! That's a good one! They are all men-made movies though.

j or ji said...

i disagree!

wong fei hung tak cakap inggeris.
kedai ubat poh chi lam guna mandarin.

fung sai yuk dan shoalin soccer..they dun give a damn!

i loveee jet li!

LOL.

nway.. check my reply about the ticket price. tq.

pinknpurplelizard said...

Either that or humans have a translator chip implanted into their tiny human brain by aliens. LOL

~aSstHa~ said...

Post read after... friday realised it is... LOL (ok I suck at this)

thanks for making me smile... been stressedddddddd.. on a seperate note... oi... add me in facebook la... :(

Siew said...

LOL

HappySurfer said...

LOL! Zewt you are clever, so! Great post for a good laugh.

Happy Friday and a great weekend.

Cindy Khor said...

totally agree with you... maybe english is their mother tongue too...

Cindy said...

that's funny!

Jerine said...

Yoda rocks!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha!! good one!! thanks to hollywood!! so how? any of you guys think the first moon landing was a fake? another hollywood production? eh wanna have siew yoke for lunch tomorrow ah? or banana leaf at Stevens? or yong tai fu in puchong? KAKKAAKAKAKA!!!

zewt said...

-eiling - indeed...

Brian Kinney - damn right... so brainer in hollywood sometimes.

purple mushroom - he is meant to look like that lah.

anon @ 16/7 11.40pm - hehe...

Mei Teng - right, you are...

zewt said...

MKL - you agree, i am glad.

Missironic - brainless hollywood eh?

Ai Shiang - they should make it a tad more realistic.

j or ji - will check.

pinknpurplelizard - hahaha... maybe, we just dunno it!

aSstHa - you can add me first mah...

zewt said...

Siew - :P

HappySurfer - you, thank

Cindy Khor - it is.... that's why it is universe-sal!

Cindy - hello... welcome... glad you like it.

Jerine - rock, indeed, he is.

Anon @ 19/7 9.55pm - errr... u come look for me?

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