A couple for married and after 3 years of marriage, the wife still failed to conceive. They started talking to friends and exchange ideas on the timing and technique of performing the bedroom-deeds in order to improve the chance of getting a child. Despite all that, there was no result. Not even a hint of result.
Left with no choice, they decided to seek medical help. A fertility test on the husband showed that he was perfectly normal. But lo and behold, the doctor’s examination on the wife showed that she was… still a virgin!
Apparently, the effort to create new soul turned futile as the pole has been entering the wrong hole.
I know it’s bizarre but hey, did you read the news about this German guy who is suing his neighbour whom he employed to have sex with his wife because he failed to impregnate his wife? Like I said… anything is possible in this world…
This case is real because it was relayed to me by the relative of the couple…
Quite the same thing… a couple got married and after a couple of years, the wife failed to conceive. In this case though, they were really shy and did not talk about their predicament with their friends. They decided to seek medical help immediately, which turned out to be a very wise decision.
The consultation started out normally with the usual what’s-your-problem question and as the doctor probed further asking how the couple has been performing in bed, the reply from the wife was…
“Buat apa? Kita tidur bersama-sama lah?” (Do what? We just sleep together.)
Apparently, this couple had absolutely no idea that a new soul can only be created when the pole enters the hole followed by an in-out motion which will lead to the production of a white lotion. They believe a child is born by merely sleeping together.
On hindsight, this couple produced a dozen children after the consultation.
1 year ago… A time travelling twist
2 years ago… The 6-months journey… transformers there, transforming here
P/S: Many thanks to iamthewitch for the Uber Amazing Blog Award. It’s always good to get awards :)