Thursday, 3 July 2008

Do you have a sweaty chest?

I was having lunch with my colleagues when a colleague of mine was talking about her experience in the gym. She is rather plum fleshy and she said that when she works out in the gym, she always sweat a lot in her tummy.

I was a bit puzzled because biologically speaking, your stomach is the first organ to shut down in order to provide more blood to parts of your body which are working out, e.g. hands and legs. If you don’t believe me, try placing your hand on your tummy just bellow your belly button after a good work-out, it’s ice cold as there is no more blood there.

So made my point but she still insisted that her sweat mostly concentrates on her tummy. For me, I generally start to sweat from the chest area and again I made my point. That’s when she gave all of us in the lunch group a very profound statement…

“Aiya, if you sweat at your chest means you’re flat!”

That statement drew a big stare from another colleague… hmmm… I presume she sweats a lot at the chest are during her work out.

To test authenticity of that theory, a bunch of us decided to go to gym a few days later for a good work out and while I can't really confirm whether only the flat ones sweat at the chest… the… well… bumpy ones surely ended up with dry chest… very dry chest.

Further lunch discussions suggest another reason why the bumpy ones are able to maintain a dry chest during work out. That is… it must be due to a very good central irrigation system. And probably that is why my colleague said she only sweats in her tummy.

So… do you have a sweaty chest? Or sweaty tummy?

47 comments:

Acute Critique said...

LoL~

er.. i dun work out tat much but when i do, i did not observe my own chest?!

Klaw said...

the bumpy ones don't sweat at chest. don't bluff zewt. you take video or pics of bumpy chested ones exercising, only i believe...:P

Preferably video.....

mar said...

"it must be due to a very good central irrigation system"
ROFLMAOWLKITA!!! (Borrow from bongkersz) hahahaha...

sugarbaby said...

sweaty chest lar...mana ada sweaty tummy...lol~

drumsticks said...

didn't notice much of chest but definitely lots and lots of sweat in the tummy..

adrianlee said...

if i have a sweaty tummy & chest & back, does that means i have BIG balls? i will show u during sunday footballs ok? =P

chip-pea said...

I guess for "bumpy ones" the sweat from the chest flew onto the tummy through the canal in between bumps where it collects at the clothes around the tummy, especially if the tummy if more protruding than the bumps.Just my theory.

Kenny Mah // Life for Beginners said...

Eh, dunno about the ladies but I sweat all over... Good circulation ma...

§pinzer said...

methinks maybe she's well endowed, and ur right, it forms a perfect central irrigation system whereby sweat collected connects and flows freely through the valley of two peaks down to the stomach, thus creating a pool there.

I have man tits, but my chest is still wet. obviously my central irrigation system is faulty :/

Anonymous said...

suituapui via hp says....Gee! I was going to post on hairy armpits but l changed my mind in case people think l'm fetish! As for sweat, l'm like a monsoon drain, sweating all over! LOL! And btw, re. earlier comment, do u show one another ur balls at football? Good grief! LMAO!!!

missironic said...

i dun sweat so easily..even if i sweat..i'll start sweating face first then downwards..most prominent area..under the eyes..sure sweat one..lolz...

tummy and chest..hmmm..never observe..will observe from now on...;)

Huei said...

ermmmm..errr...geez i never notice my sweat! i know i sweat alot on the back la..n neck..n head..i start dripping all over!

eh chest la..try after workout..u ask the girls to show u the "longkang area"..it's probably filled with sweat droplets! ;P

HuntressMoon said...

yup my chest sweats alot but not the tummy. i dont think i have ever heard of a sweaty tummy though. maybe the sweat must have dribbed there and then have the misconception that tummy sweats.. senang aje.. google beb

Daphne Ling said...

Hey Zewt,

Nice to see you back in your more jovial self...

I sweat like hell around the neck, and shoulder-blades. Oh, and the head...My head is not flat, by the way ;)

Victor said...

i sweat all over wor. how ah like tat?

Yvonne Foong said...

Here is one thing. With my deafness I can't talk funny stuffs like this in person!

When I DO workout, I sweat at the area high up on my chest, where the doctor listens to our heartbeat. Fair enough?

I don't sweat at the tummyeither.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

sweaty chest haha..tummy is freezing which i nvr found out why..thats why i usually jump into the steamer to warm it up haha..

Manal said...

She prolly wears that iZap around her waist?

Aleks said...

sememangnya betul dari sudut biologi,
perut, pinggang dan pankrea akan tutup kedai sementara sewaktu paru paru dan jantung sedang aktif.

hahahaha....

kalau basah kat perut pun, kemungkinan besar, peluh tertakung sebab bahagian perut lebih besar... kekekekke...

Adrian... tunjuk tunjuk yur big balls on sunday ya... kakakakkaka

sharlydia said...

I cant stop laughing when i went thru some of those comments above lar! hahaha...

anyway i think i sweat alot on my chest, back & head area...never notice about sweaty tummy though!

zewt said...

Acute Critique - maybe it's time u do...

Klaw - that's before i get arrested for any misconduct.

mar - hehehehe.... legs kicking in the air!

sugarbaby - opppss... so means u...?

drumsticks - good irrigation u have eh?

adrianlee - no, dont show me your balls... i am not interested.

zewt said...

chip-pea - very detailed interesting theory you have hahaha....

Kenny Mah - hahahahaha... i tot you have irrigation everywhere!

Spinzer - okies... i think no one needs to know you have man tits... :P

suituapui via hp - no no... we play balls... we dont show balls hahahahaha...

missironic - dont need to observe... based on the theory, u should know already.

huei - based on your complains... your chest should be soaking wet too! hahaha...

huntressmoon - precisely... so it's a matter of whether you have a good central irrigation system. and in order to have that... you have to be bumpy.

zewt said...

Daphne Ling - hahahaha... so u have a bumpy head eh?

Victor - hey! means you bumpy all over lor... could be true eh?

Yvonne Foong - well... humour can be found in the heart :)

constant craver joe - so now u know why your tummy is freezing... no more blood.

Manal - hahaha... could be... could be.

Aleks - awak nak tengok bola dia? no thanks... i'll rather kick it.

sharlydia - yes... we all know you will sweat at the chest hahahahahahaha....

kyh said...

I sweat a lot on my chest and neck... So it's normal hor?

nikz said...

if we girls cud sweat the most at the tummy, bet we dun hafta work so hard in the gym.

missironic said...

hmm..makes sense ya? lolz...

AngryYoungChild said...

I just finish jogging when i read this! Sweaty tummy definitely..lol

zewt said...

kyh - for a guy... i guess so :)

nikz - hahahahahahahaha.... good point!!

missironic - so the theory is true i guess...

AngryYoungChild - hahahahaha... okies... good irrigation then.

mistipurple said...

i am just smelly when i exercise.
okay, we're not talking about the same thing here.

myop101 said...

dear zewt,

i am fat and i sweat all over. sigh...

doc said...

in the big scheme of things, this is probably not relevant but you might win a prize in a radio quiz if you knew this:

in a "shock" state, eg.severe blood loss, the 1st organ to shut down is the skin followed by all the organs related to the gastrointestinal tract, including the kidneys.

there is some similarity to exercising - now you know why you don't feel hungry nor pee DURING strenous exercise.

oh yes, i sweat at the chest, too.

Happysurfer said...

You know what I think, Zewt? I think that was an invitation for you to check out her belly button. Most definitely! :p

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Sweaty under the breast... does that mean anything different?

What kind of theory does your friend has???

zewt said...

mistipurple - hahaha... maybe it has to do with something else...

myop101 - time to sweat more... sweat till u sweat no more...

doc - hi there... welcome to AZAIG. thanks for the tips... i will certainly remember that. i like this kinda stuff.

Happysurfer - errr... whose?

Purple mushroom - you ah... i think yours really... a pool at your stomach eh? dunno why my friend came up with it lah. all you women...

littlepolaris said...

I have sweaty hands. Lol. How means I have Fat boobs n fat tummy?

Huei said...

shhhhhhhh ;P

ngy said...

actually, the colleague who said she was sweating mostly on the tummy was cos all her sweat from her chest flow thru the valley to the tummy, thus sweaty tummy.

logic rite?

HopefulPessimist said...

such a serious discussion :p

i don't know about bumpy chest being dry but i think that's a bad generalisation.

i mean, i think i'm bumpy enough, and i do sweat on the chest. (i think)

SuLee said...

HAHAHAHHAH man you sure have a way of calling ppl FAT~!!

zewt said...

littlepolaris - hahahahaha... u certainly have a flat hands... as for boobs and tummy... only u know.

Huei - ok ok... secret...

ngy - definitely... the good irrigation system :)

HopefulPessimist - hahaha... maybe you're just not as bumpy as my colleague.

SuLee - hahaha... hey... bumpy aint fat... bumpy means... bumpy! oh wait... were you refering to the fleshy bit?

bongkersz said...

i have sweaty balls.. he he he..

bongkersz said...

oh yeah, the photo damn erotic eh.. i love seeing women from behind.

giddy tigress said...

LOL your central irrigation system explanation rocks! it was exactly my sentiments when I read your post!

zewt said...

bongkersz - aiyoo.... got fetish ah? hahaha...

giddy tigress - guess that is a valid explanation then.

dancilhoney said...

My feet stink I sweat so much I have had a severe problem since my early teens and my feet are rotting they are green and have fungus all over them they really pong like fishy cheesy stunks. Stop Sweating Start Living secrets

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