Thursday, 27 September 2007

A conference discovery and what does the pic depict?

It will be last day of a very memorable conference tomorrow and how I wish it will last longer. I have made some really good friends and we shared many of our experiences, which was really good. I have more tales to tell but I think what I have said over the last few days will suffice for now.

One thing I must share here though. Through the conversations I shared with my overseas colleagues, I somehow made a rather intriguing discovery. It appears that almost all of our South East Asia counterparts hate dislike
my boss. I will not go into the details but she certainly does not have a good reputation amongst her peers. Well… why am I not surprise?

Anyway… a story was told of a woman whose husband allowed her to take his car out for a girls’ night out. She returned home late that day. Just as her husband left for work the next day, he saw this on his car…




















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What do you think happened?

58 comments:

angel said...

The pencuci kereta din do a good job...

Happy Flyday!

Terra Shield said...

Hmmm....

Helen said...

Hopefully nothing lol

conan_cat said...

whoa... sex at the front of the car? now that means outdoor sex, and that means real something real exciting...

shit. XD

at night forgot to wipe iyt evidence leh... kakkaa

maegen said...

their living area must be not raining for such a loooooooooooooong time .. muahaaaaa.....

adrian said...

They wanted to have sex but didn't do it?

There's just one set of prints. If sex occured, there would be more prints all over the hood.

democratic junkie said...

good old doggie style.....

Rashikaps said...

:) wow!

J.T. said...

Yeah... wow! Rashi... That was my first thought.

Maybe there is more to it than what we think happened. The person could have been pissed drunk and just laid down on the car and a friend left those initial prints to try and get a good balance behind the drunk lady to lift her up. No? Well, I tried. :)

Zawi said...

Zewt,
It was definitely a doggie by the prints of the body on the bonnet. Frankly that print was composed and meant as a joke. In the frenzy of love making the prints wont be so perfect as there would be lots of smudges. Nevertheless the guy who did the print must be congratulated for a great idea.
About your boss, it is thus confirmed that your boss isnt the best of bosses since its not only you who cant stand her style. High time for you to be your own boss my friend.

Anonymous said...

haha... a policeman "body searching" a woman?

zewt said...

angel - bad bad pencuci.

terra shield - hmmmmm... and?

Helen - you did nothing before? :P

conan cat - hahahahaha.... dont need to be so direct la... haha.

maegen - think too dusty too.

zewt said...

adrian - bro, u should join CSI.

democratic junkie - hahahaha... doesnt move much though.

rashikaps - heh heh...

JT - err.... u 'tried'?

Zawi - u too can be a good CSI officer. as for being my own boss. i dont have that much capital. will certainly jump at any opportunity.

anon @ 8.07am - searching... from behind... hehe...

narrowband said...

Wow!

But how come I see something like a belt on the woman's waist area....

Anyway, what an interesting print... hahaha...

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

how i wouldnt want to know..hahah so dusty also can do..they must be also quite still ar..no other prints else where..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! U made me to tell u what happen??? Ok! This is what happen. A pokeing occur on the car bornet! The lady is all nakel ( see her bo*ob imprint )she lay face down on the car bornet resting her arm ( arm inprint )! Now the guy poke in from behind as he rest his hand on the bornet (hand inprint, it seem that he place more weight on his right hand )!I mention this pokeing position in my 'pokeing entries part 1-6' on my side bar! U can do this in a volvo as bornet got insulation so not hot! Don't try this on a wira! U will fry ur bo*ob! Or dent the bornet! Have a nice day!

Huei said...

if it's really a GIRL'S night out..then the husband must've missed on a hell load of fun!!! =P

missironic said...

hmm..a cheating wife? or someting extraordinary happened? lolz..the husband really got the shock of his life, ya...kenot imagine..lolz..

Zaty said...

gelap sangat, tak perasan la tu.

0_o

i cannot even begin to imagine her attempts to explain what, how, and why it happened. =T

whisperingshout said...

I think the car broke down and she had hard time opening the damn bonnet. LOL

Manal said...

It could also be like a hen-night where a male stripper doing an air-hump on a certain lady, hence the almost perfect print. Or just some creative artist doing some could-have-been doggie style. And is that a european/US built volvo coz it houses a left-side driver?

Coincidentally, i too had a conference but it was only for 4 days down under. But u mustve been very loyal to your laptop or something (like us your blogreaders) that u still had time to blog? and did u pay for the broadband connection too?

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

You have an interesting boss. :)
As for the car, it's too perfect for sex print. I guess it's a joke kua.

Annie said...

"How did a gorilla get loose and jumped on the hood of my car honey?"....

Good one.. and a volvo too. Now, that's surburbian wives for ya. Always got that sense of humor.

clare said...

The wife knock into someone, a lady maybe, and hence the second print of palms of the lady trying to get up. The wife wasn't driving too fast so the print was not all over the bonet. No dent on the Volvo because Volvo is a damn solid car (this one I learnt from Physics in Form Five - seriously solid)

Anonymous said...

the lady & his chauffer?

Soulblade said...

LoL~ going through so many comments distorted my original comment. haha~

but seriously, if there indeed are any 'actions' on the car, the prints would not be too perfect/clear. Just one solid print? hmm... no way. ;)

F.O.N @ frostee said...

So lesson learnt:

1. Don't get a black car
2. If it's black, wash it often
3. Don't buy a volvo
4. Don't let your other half drive that volvo.

Hahaha! Nice one dude.

Sasha said...

belakang mari....


and he went up to see if the wife bath or not cos he didn't wash his car for anges.

Princess Eileen said...

wakakaka... Good picture for me to celebrate my weekend coming! Thanks Zewt :P

alan zed said...

hurm, the wife got banged from behind with some lucky bastard. and the volvo as a bed. some imagination, huh?

me said...

all i see is a giant frog jumped onto the hood of the car and the lady climbed on it to catch it. why?? what do you see?

rinnah said...

I like the CSI-ish answers above!

Btw, you're awarded coz you're fab!

may said...

ahhhh, Superman flattened the lady he was rescuing onto a car, eh? errr... yeah...

tulipspeaks said...

at a glance.. it looks like wht everyone is thinking.. :P

but the prints are TOO perfect la. looks like its 'planted' there!


ammu.

ardy said...

It was a mutant with four hands, instead of 2 hands and 2 feet. Or it also could be a normal person with 4 hands (the person went for surgery at Dr. Nick Riviera and somehow ended with 4 hands.

What? You don't think mutant exists?

zewt said...

narrowband - belt? wahhh... you're sharp!

constant craver joe - only the waist is moving i guess... which is good enough really...

hor ny - hhahaha.... if wira... suddenly 2 hole there lor.

huei - maybe the husband has some prints at the back of the car.... who knows.

missironic - maybe the husband is a car freak and ask why the wife didnt wash the car properly... hah!

zaty - summore need to explain? no need la...

whisperingshout - hahaha... you're very creative.

zewt said...

manal - conference is right here in my beloved home country... so i dont need to bring my laptop all around... :) well, it is indeed an american car i guess.

purple mushroom - i guess so too.

annie - question is... are u a suburban wife?

clare - you're the best la... next time u do anything wrong, sure will get out of trouble.

anon @ 12.47pm - that's something new..

soulblade - maybe they were caught half way? hehe...

FON @ frostee - i am sure the inside of the car is more comfortable right? haha!

zewt said...

sasha - maybe the wife should have wash it instead.

princess eileem - you're always welcome.

alan zed - i am sure many share the same sentiment.

me - ok lor... i see the same thing then.

rinnah - hey thanks... will get back to that this weekend.

may - wah... superhero in the story even...

tulipspeaks - someone wanna play a prank... but then again, cant rule out the possibility of the real thing.

ardy - now i believe... hehe...

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Seaqueen said...

Hmm...check for fingerprints and see who it belongs to?

Bena said...

the husband better go for a HIV test...
i mean...
for his own safety maaa...

cibol said...

i can see the boobies and two sets of hands .. ermm .. somebody was did something dodgy eh .. or should I say doggy ..

missironic said...

haahaha..tats a gud 1..mind the car but not the wife..lolz..

Pookyma said...

I really tak faham..but i think there's been some humpoing activity done on that car!!!!Have a great weekend!!!!!!!

Maverick SM said...

That's just to scare him....

-Princess Shin- said...

What happen to the husband is more important! Tell us!!!

Pundit Puckle said...

An art work titled, " HOW TO MAKE HUBBY JEALOUS"

Bangkai said...

Dear Zewt:

It wasn't me. I was out of town when it happened. Honest...

(That's my story and I'm sticking to it)

SuLee said...

muahahaha, tau sek mmm mat zui

is that for real?

zewt said...

Lydia Teh - will check it out later.

seaqueen - must call the expert then since the prints must be very tough to retrieve.

Bena - if the husband had a good time the night before la. with the wife i mean.

cibol - very doggy indeed... i mean... dodgy.

pookyma - hahaha... very gentle kinda humpoing.

zewt said...

missironic - i think the husband will need to change the 'mind' this time...

Maverick SM - she certainly has guts to choose this tactic.

princess shin - maybe he goes for a guys' night out and decorate the bonet to balance the car... hehe.

Pundit Puckle - yo! welcome to AZAIG. or... "how to make hubby kill me".

Bangkai - hey there! Welcome! hmmm... why are you so concern? are you guilty conscious? hehe...

Sulee - really dunno... sure one helluva mark she had there.

Michael Song said...

a good wan there... hehehe... made my day!!!

angele said...

*ooohhh*

Should I let my imagination run wild? =D

J.T. said...

Hi Zewt

Yes, I tried... as in... I tried not to see the obvious possibility - some hot action going on resulting in a bouncing bonnet. :D

Evidence left behind does not always conclude to one answer.

mar said...

Hahahahaha...
*cannot say it in words*
Hahahahaha....

zewt said...

Michael Song - you're welcome!

angele - why not... let it run...

JT - i am sure it more than one position... i mean more than one answer.

mar - why not...? say it say it! haha!

Mcmercedez said...

I would like to see his reaction when he discovered that on the car... hahahahahha :o)

zewt said...

mcmercedez - i am sure u can imagine it... we are men after all :)