Thursday, 8 November 2007

What would you do?

You have always had a thing for her, but no matter how hard you try, both of you only managed to remain friends. Perhaps the missing ingredient was ‘timing’, something which you thought always seemed to appear as the stumbling block. When she seemed positive, you moved away… when she joined you at your college, it was time for you to move abroad to study. During such times, you saw her going out a few guys, but not you.

Years have past, and all you could do were to think about your dream girl.

On serene night, just as you were looking to the sky through your apartment window like any other day, the door bell rang…

“Hi… Diane…it’s you!”… You could not believed your eyes when you opened the door
“Hi. I was around the neighbourhood and heard you’re staying here so I thought I just pop by”
“Oh, how did you find out? Please… come in”

As you closed the door behind her, Diane told you that she has been trying to locate you for the past months and she was lucky enough to bump into one of your ex-schoolmate who then told her about your whereabouts.

It was an evening of your dream. She still looks like the gorgeous girl you fell for years ago. She now appeared to be more refined since you last saw her. You could see the curve of her body from the tight hugging outfit she was in and as she shift her sitting position, you can't help but to take a glimpse on her beautiful legs; exposed by her rather short skirt.

Encouraged by her vibes, and probably a little influenced by the wine you had… yes, both of you have been drinking, you finally poured out your heart to her.

“I was just wondering when you are going to tell me that. I have had the same feeling for you for so long”

At that moment, you felt like the luckiest bloke in the whole world. Then, she put down her wine and moved towards you. Both of you were locked in passionate kissing in no time.

“Why don’t we move to your room?” She suggested.

You didn’t even bother to reply as you carried her to your room, with your lips still tightly pressed against hers. As you laid her down on your bed, your hands were everywhere while hers were trying to remove your top. You soon replied by removing her blouse and just as you were about to unclip her bra… the phone rang…

“Maybe you would like to get that”
“Don’t worry about it”… There was only one thing in your mind, and it ain't the phone.
“No… I think you should”

You had no choice but to comply as she was quite adamant about it. You hesitantly walked to your living room topless and picked up the phone…

“Hello” You tried to hide your anger.
“Hi, is this Mr-‘your name’?”
“Yes I am”
“Oh, I am calling from the General Hospital. We managed to retrieve your number from the purse of a traffic accident victim named Diane Lee”
“What????”
“Diane Lee… she died in an accident a few hours ago. Your name and number was in her purse”

What would you do?

P/S: Inspired by a forwarded mail. Any similarity with this entry is pure co-incident.
P/S/S: Girls, you can substitute Diane with the guy of your dream… Brad perhaps?

84 comments:

bongkersz said...

oh.. i was intoxicated.. i'll do what a horny, hot blooded guy will do.. take care of the rest later. you never complain when make out in your dreams just to find it was a dream when you wake up right? :P
bwahahaha!

p/s: i was wondering did i came to the right blog just now.. what suddenly this kind of erotic post.. checked again.. it's really your blog haha! good one zewt, diversify.. way to go bro!

What A Lulu said...

dont know which would be worse
a> die of fright having kissed a ghost
or
b> die of embarassment when everyone comes out from their hiding hole and shouts "April Fools!"

k u k u j i o a m a n said...

Spooky!!! I think I will cry... Kekeke... is this a trick question...

ardy said...

That's a no brainer dude! I'll continue from where I stop with her, ghost or no ghost!

Don't you know, you have like 24 hours within the death time until she becomes untouchable!

Manal said...

She's probably diane's twin unbeknowing to that dude coz he was so busy worshipping her. The twin knew that her (dead) twin has the hots for that dude for years as she found out that her twin was also looking out for him. And so while both were rushing on their way to confess to u, the other twin met with a tragic accident leaving the other luckier twin waiting for her man in bed.

That phone call spooked him out big time, but that living twin seemed rather casual.....
*********************************
Yea right, too Danielle Steele there! Or cudve been Stephen King. Or mightve been some korean/thai horror movie: the revenge of the twins. Even worse, that lady in the room has transformed herself through plastic surgery to look every inch like diane just so that she would be the One!

angel said...

I'll ask him wtf just happened.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Anonymous said...

well, well, well...

could be a prank setup by somebody. start looking around for hidden cameras?

also asked her is this for real?

the thing is, if she returned just to torment me, i don't think i can do much to stop her...

probably would ask what else does she want before she moves on...

zewt said...

bongkersz - hahahaha... i did say the naughty side will show a bit right? haha...

what a lulu - i never thought of that... perhaps we could do something like that to someone.... it would be incredible.

k u k u j i o a m a n - hhmmmm... what if she suddenly appear and give you a... tissue? haha...

ardy - wow... you're one helluva guy man... i salute u.

Manal - you can be a good author... really... maybe a director too. hey... i mean it in a good way ok?

angel - ask who?

anon @ 12.20am - hahaha... another prank suspicion huh... well... i dont think it will come up to your mind at that point...

sooi2 said...

i wud be scared chicken shit and start praying very very very very hard!!

vegemaster said...

Im so fcukin glad i read it in a blog and not go thru it in real-life..

cibol said...

i was ... enjoying it. suddenly turn into a horror flick

Seok Thong said...

Aiyaya..this would be quite confusing. I would like to continue with the hot thing before but in the other hand, it's a ghost lah! Sure afraid like crazy.

Ok..ok..If he's Brad or some hot-looking dude, i don't care lah, just hantam..HAHA!

Jemima said...

What would you do, Zewt?

flaminglambo said...

This is what will happen after I hang up...

Fucking liar! You said you were trying to locate me for months hah? You had my phone number in your bloody purse. MCH!

kyh said...

to be continued...

THE END

LOL!

mm said...

i read a similar story in one of tunku halim's books, the rape of martha teoh. can't remember exactly the title of this story,something like 'the bomoh'..chilling..

me said...

now telling cerita hantu pula?! it gives me goose bumps even early in the morning. puhlease lah.

but seriously saying, i wouldn't mind if my first puppy love gave me a visit after he died, prov he still looks normal without all those gory stuffs. but i wouldn't quite like the idea of making out with him. ewwww, making out with a ghost. let's keep it at plainly conversational.

sodium chloride said...

Hahaha...run...run like i've never ran before :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

He! He! Perhaps u might guss my reply to ur question?......
I think it is the dying wish of this lady.......so my answer to ur question is I will poke very very hard! Afterall it will be very very bad to disapoint the wish of a dead friend!
After makeing her very very happy I will ask for 4d number!

So my comment good?

Have a nice weekend!

p.s if happen to poke her do remember to ask for 4d no!

Helen said...

Zewt, should start writing more this kind of erotic post. Syiok..:-P

If I was the guy, I will continue what I was doing. You wasted so many years not doing the right thing, and now this is redemption time. Just seize it.

As for the call, it's just a call. The important thing is the person in front of me.. not the what ifs anymore. :-)

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

I will say " Wrong number". hang up phone, turn off phone, and continue with the 'steam'.

Anyway... if this was the other way round... the guy wouldn't have let me go get the phone. Haha!

Huei said...

what brad? i want ron!! but eh wait wait! I DUN WAN RON TO DIE!!!

haahhahha damn..i would've probably died of heartattack.

did u get the mail of a bunch of people who picked up a girl in the middle of the freeway, and she told them she died somewhere further ahead in an accident?

missironic said...

Wow..tat is super freaky man! lolz..definitely be in a confused state..either delusional abt 'brad' or abt the phone call..or rather..the whole ting was juz a dream...but seriously..SUPER FREAKY! lolz..

littleComma said...

this is so creepy ! i will take note and won't answer phone calls if i'm in the same situation.

Sharina said...

I'd say "FUCK YEAH! NO CONDOMS NEEDED!" and get back to screwing the ghost :)

j or ji said...

jgn la bagi saya syok..then seram..tak boleh masuk la camtu!
hehe..

i'll say to diane.."Now,on yr knees..."

Ehon said...

i thought what kind of thing would happen!! the bf called or something. cheyyy. i will.. i duno! lol.

Theodwyn said...

This story sounds very very very familiar. I heard it before somewhere verbally. On what I'd do.. depends on how horny I am lar... Whether the hornyness overcome the fear. If fear factor is higher.... i'll run.. if not... i'll go back to what I was doing before. Don't care whether ghost or not.

Theodwyn said...

ps: I'd also ask the guy on the phone why he called me.. and what was my name saved under. Takkan they call everyone on her contacts list right. Must have special reason to call me.

evelyn said...

then you put down the phone, felt a chill over your body... the curtains shuffling over the soft breeze... and the lights were flickering...

turn around, she was right behind you with hair all messed up and face and body full of blood...

zewt saranghye yooo...

l y n n w e i said...

eee......scary nia......

was that a dream all the way?

ekekekke.....

nightmare!!

stocktube said...

continue with the screwing minus the condom ... make sure don't look at the mirror while doing it ... at the end of the session, ask her what's her favorite 4-digit numbers ... best still, 7-digits ...

cheers ...

Angie Tan said...

Hehehe.. Sounds like you left out part 2 of your story.

I'll probably freak out...

alan zed said...

wah, ghost sex in the city... potong la you. haha.

zewt said...

sooi2 - hahahaha... that's all... not run for your life?

vegemaster - hahahahaha... sure or not? what is life without some excitement?

cibol - good things do come to an end haha...

seok thong - wooooaaahhh... die already also wanna hamtam. true la... if he is back for u after he is dead for a romp, he wont harm u la.

Jemima - i will slap myself silly to see if i am dreaming.

flaminglambo - good luck to u after that mate.... hahahahahah....

zewt said...

kyh - indeed... it's truly the end... hahaha...

mm - hi there. hmmm... so the inspiration is from there huh... chilling indeed.

me - no making out huh... imagine you were just talking and he smiled at u right after that police gave you the details.

sodium chloride - it's your house woh... hahaha...

hor ny - hahahahaha... poke already not enough, summore ask for 4D... you really horny ang moh to the fullest la... hahahaha...

Helen - wow... so it's really an erotic adventure with another world eh? hahaha... more erotic post... well, who knows?

zewt said...

purple mushroom - hahaha... so confident huh... but i think you're right... dont think a guy will want a girl to get to the phone while at it. usually it's the girl.

huei - nope... didnt get that... send it to me. very chilling indeed.

missironic - hahaha... freaky is exciting mah. will u go back in and continue the action? haha

littleComma - hahaha... complete the action when only care about the validity of the subject huh?

Sharina - hahahaha... i never thought of that before... you're the best la. LOL !!!

j or ji - hahahaha... i am beginning to like this friday post...

zewt said...

Ehon - i think bf call also not that bad eh?

Theodwyn - he called cos your name is the only contact in the wallet mah. i guess my story didnt cover that. oh... so it's horniness vs fear eh? hahaha... that's a new one.

evelyn - eh... that part i didnt write ok... i was actually planning on... as you put down the phone, you heard her calling for you. you turned around and saw her clad only in a towel...

l y n n w e i - hahaha... did u read some of the comments up there... some of them really incredible.

stocktube - hahahaha... so you're asking for payment too huh... hahaha.... cheers indeed.

Angie Tan - that part is up to you all to fill... :)

alan zed - ini stephen king ni... haha...

F.O.N @ frostee said...

I'll drop the phone... out of fear and *ahem*-ness

Soulblade said...

LOL~

since everyone is commenting abt being the other person, let's think of it the other way round.

IF (a very big one) i am Diane, i would want to be with the person i loved most too, especially when i don't have the chance when i am alive. And if God is so generous to give me an extra of 24 hours to be with him, i would definitely seize the opportunity to spend 'quality' time with him.

AND, it would definitely be VERY disappointing if he chose to "run away from me"..

Y.E@eevet said...

I think I will.... hmm...

go and wash my pot!

burnt my pot while reading your entry. Noodles with soup become "gone low mee..."

Just continue what is unfinished , if I was put into that situation.

Cocka Doodle said...

Reminds me of a limerick...

"There once a fella named Dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
She was missing a tit
and smelt quite a bit
but hey! think of the money he saved!"

jessbabe said...

damn...I was hoping for more juicy ending...

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Zewt... I think you must be having lotsa fun reading all the comments. I do. Haha!

Seok Thong said...

Sorry..sorry..my hantam means just continue making hot sex with him lah..kekekke...

rinnah said...

Zewt, all your commentators have vivid imaginations! LOL!

I think I'd freak out and run away la... normal human reaction what.

littlepolaris said...

Now i know why people want to become police, doctor, fireman, etc. because our uniform can "pek che". Thsoe dirty things will not come near us. Lol so I guess if I'll be wearing my labcoat when I'm doing watever erotic there.. lol so I'm sure he's not a ghost and the call is april fool lol.

littlepolaris said...

Now i know why people want to become police, doctor, fireman, etc. because our uniform can "pek che". Thsoe dirty things will not come near us. Lol so I guess if I'll be wearing my labcoat when I'm doing watever erotic there.. lol so I'm sure he's not a ghost and the call is april fool lol.

team bsg said...

heck I would come shiokingly first then maybe think about that call...
for isn't life as we know it an illusion !

lynnx01 said...

A chill when down my spine! LOLz. I would think that's just so freaky..

Maverick SM said...

Zewt,

That is a nice piece from a movie script writer.

If it can happen to me, I take it as a gift from God!!!hehehehehe

~*MiNDy*~ said...

I would definately freak out..

I like soulblade's comment~ if the gurl really like the boy and that's the dying wish of her, then.. shud fulfill her, gua? Unless!! She's back for revenge~ lol~

It's still freaking me out~

ahjohn said...

i would cry man.
run out of my house, sell my house, sell my car, cut my number, migrate to italy.
marry anotehr girl, any girl.

Seaqueen said...

Wow. Kinda cool story. So how did it end?? Scream running out of here?

sinergy.starfall said...

LOL, crap I would bone her anyway :P

missironic said...

I dun tink so i'll be able to move! Probably already paralysed there with the phone crashing on the ground! Lolz..SHOCKING! And if im a faint hearted person, tats the PERFECT moment to faint! Lolz...

But then..if want to give a little twist to the story and make it ala korean romantic drama...then will go bck in. But not to continue the action but to confront 'him' and give the emotional love story ending! lolz...

Zaty said...

i'd be very, very scared.

nuff said.

0_o

ethel said...

Aiyo, I was expecting that the call would've been from her husband or father, trying to trap you! :P

Anyway.. if it happened to me, I'd probably ask him for 4D. xD

Suit Lin said...

(Hollers)

So honey, i guess we don't need to use a condom tonight eh?

:P

J.T. said...

Hi Zewt

It's been a while since I dropped by.

Now about your story... what would I do? I would be scared stiff for a second. Then I would wonder if it was a prank. Then switch back to being scared and wonder if I should go back to the room. If the guy (ghost) is not there ... then I would get out of the house as quickly as possible. :D

Jason Phoon said...

oooOoo , kinky ...

I've always had this fascination with the newly dead appearing to the living.

As to your question, it depends on whether the undead's parts are working or not ^___^

zewt said...

F.O.N @ frostee - what is 'ahem'-ness? hehe...

Soulblade - so if he was to run away... u will go and haunt him right? haha... i guess all wanna 'finish the job' hehehe...

Y.E@eevet - errr... u r going to cook 'him' a gone low mee?

Cocka Doodle - that was disgusting man...

jessbabe - hehehe... maybe in my next installation.

purple mushroom - hahaha... tell me about it.

seok thong - hahahaha... i think all share the same sentiment. all wanna have an out of this world sex.

Tunku Halim said...

This plot sounds very familiar - oh yeah, it's pretty close to my BIGGEST BADDEST BOMOH . . . altho' things do turn out slightly different! :)

zewt said...

rinnah - hahaha... yeah, all of them wanna have a really good time despite the... well... i guess to each its own.

littlepolaris - yeah, my mom said doc's coat is kinda anti all these stuff. oh well... i am sure u dont mind if he is a ghost either... right?

team bsg - hahahaha... if she doesnt allow u to cum... how to reach that level?

Maverick SM - hahaha... i think i should change my profession huh. i think i have talent in writing erotic stuff eh? hahaha...

~*Mindy*~ - hi there and welcome to AZAIG. i am sure she is not back for revenge since she was so ... err... close and open... :) thanks for dropping by.

ahjohn - sure or not... come on... u have more guts than this... haha!

seaqueen - the ending depends on u mah... i am asking what would you do la...

zewt said...

sinergy.starfall - a true man you are... haha!

missironic - hmmm... what kinda korean romantic ending will that be?

Zaty - and just froze there?

ethel - he will probably ask you to finish the business first before giving you the 4D.

Suit Lin - hey there and welcome to AZAIG. now... 2 person said mentioned this condom thing and both are girls... interesting stats.

JT - so if the guy is still there... what would you do? that would be an interesting answer... dont u think? hehe...

Jason Phoon - hahahahaha... your comment is one of the best man!

tunku halim - yeah... i didnt know that it was taken from there till someone mentioned it here. haha... guess your book is pretty famous... must be one helluva ending...

Calvin's Wife said...

Wahahahaha... ur story reminded me of Scary Movie 2 or 3.... wukakakak the man f***ed the ghost with a paper bag on her head... wukakakkaa....

Well.... I'll be freaked.... maybe after some explanations, we'll just continue what we've left earlier on Wakakakka... hmmm, how does it feels like doing it with the ghost of the man of your dreams.... ada rasa kah? Wukakakka...

Why Zewt, you experienced it kah recently? Wooooo... after Julie kasi slap leh :P

kayatan said...

Zewt,

I have to agree with my blogging guru that you are an excellent writer.

I learned to acquire guru (or mentor) early in life after working with a billionaire boss. He told me something that made me change the way I looked at things. He said he was not good in studies but he's able now to employ the best accountants for his companies. That spur me to my quest for guruship :):).

I heard about you writing from my blogging guru(mentor) kuanghoong of kuanhoong.com

In the beginning of my serious blogging life (about 3-4 months ago), I often scout around blogs that have lively dialouges and greater than 50comments per post. I would observe, study their model of operandi. Yours is one of them and I would ask my blogging guru, KH. His simple reply is Zewt writes well, period. (America's equivalent of full stop). Well, I have to say with this post, I am convinced.

I have to agree with my guru KH because in life, mentor or guru is very important for anything endeavor you want to do.

I have an investment guru who teach me to make money, that is why I can make 860% profit in 5 years :), a mere $4k into $46k in 5 years. Just amazing !

Just want to say again that you are an excellent writer and Malaysian blogosphere benefit much from your contribution. It is a pity you are in Boleh land, you probably would get some rewards if you are here :).

Jamy from seaykopitiam.com

-Princess Shin- said...

Eww!!! This is so scary! Haha.. It was so nice and sweet in the beginning!

Zewt! You are terrible! =P

zewt said...

calvin's wife - hahaha... i wish... :P.... well, whether got rasa or not... u tell me... hahaha...

kayatan - your comment left me speechless... in a good manner of course. well, i was tempted a few times to make money out of this blog but i have decided otherwise. maybe not yet... rewards can come in other form for now.

princess shin - hey... there should be time for some fun right? hehe...

narrowband said...

Interesting question Zewt. If you asked me, if the feeling's real, I don't think her being any different will change your feelings for her. Even if I already know she's no longer 'real' or 'living' the fact that she turned up is truly a touching reunion of sorts. I would ignore the call and just seize the moment, like most of your commentors have said. Do whatever we'd do as humans, and catch up with the times, and really just... well, seize the moment!. It'd probably be even more meaningful and emotional because it could be the last time I'm seeing her - ever.

water_angel said...

I'll most probably freak out..walk straight out the door and never look back. Sell the house! Leave no forwarding address =p

mar said...

Whoa!!! SPOOKY. Haha..

zewt said...

narrowband - looks like everyone is willing to risk it as long as the feeling is real. gee... no one is afraid of screwing a ghost huh...

water_angel - sell the house???wooooaaahhhh... that's dramatic hahahaha....

mar - nice or not? haha....

Rashikaps said...

I double-checked to see if it was really your blog I'd hopped to. :) Someday I'll read your name on a Mills and Boon. Who knows? :)

may said...

I'd scream, "gwai aaaaaaahhhh!!!" and run out of the house. and call the Ghostbusters.

Anonymous said...

I will definitely give her the last bang of her life before she goes to heaven. I know she deserves it for the effort she made. After all, she could have been anywhere and there she was, right in front of my door and now in my room, soon to be nekid.

Also, I owe it to myself. Freebie, don't waste la, the gods will punish you. Think of all the poor homeless and hungry people in Africa. If my body permits it, bang her one more time for the road if she is still around when i wake up. I know my mind is willing, if only my poor body can match the ambition in my heart.

zewt said...

rashikaps - hahahaha... well, i think it comes from experience... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

may - you'll alert the gwai and he might lock all the doors!!!

anon @ 2.02pm - LOL !!! hahaha... that was somegood shit.. yeah, when God is kind to u... better accept it huh...

missironic said...

hmm..u noe..the tear jerker ending? sobbing here and there and very heart wrenching ending? wat korean films and dramas are famous for.. hope i make sense..lolz..

zewt said...

missironic - yeah... those that usually end up as him being your brother... hehe...

lovie said...

I'll continue with what we were doing a minute ago.
Think about it, why would he insisted that I answer the phone in the first place, if it's not a trick?
We've lost contact for quite long, why would someone contact me instead of someone else about the accident?

zewt said...

lovie - hmmm... so you're going on the basis that it's a trick. well... i guess i have to wish you luck then. i guess the desire to 'continue' supercedes all fear ... :)

Diane said...

Erm, zewt, I know you've blogged this last month and I'm only reading it now.

Funny la, why your ghost got my name ah? My name is really Diane Lee wor.

And no, I'm not dead. LOL

zewt said...

Diane - hahaha... well, the name just fell from the sky really... no offence. and i am very sure you're not dead.