Thursday, 24 May 2007

Hello LiverFools

This is going to be my most personal entry ever, depending on who you are of course.

To all those liverfools out there who thought you all have conquered the world when you qualify for the Champions League final… to those liverfools who made fun of Man Utd supporters last Sunday… I am now laughing my ass off at your sorry liverfools’ face! You’ve just got yourself another empty handed season.

Oh yeah oh yeah… now all the liverfools are going to turn historians once again. This is the time when they are going to brag about how many league titles and how many European cups they’ve won in the last dunno how many donkey years. Speaking of which, please note that liverfool has not won the league in the last 10 15 17 years? Also, which is the team who calls themselves a big club but is WITHOUT an English Premier League title?

All together now… LI--VER--FOOL!!

P/S: This is for all the countless sms-es I got last Sunday... Hmmm... wonder if all Liverpool supporters going to stop reading my blog now?

52 comments:

nazlihaffiz said...

L-I-V-E-R-F-O-O-L!


muahahaha..


wow.. dat felt good.. :D

me said...

damnnnnn! missed by one person!!

ok....do you think i care? hahahahaha

zeroimpact said...

Muahahahahaha
Now, I still do not get what is the big fuss over all this guys chasing a ball and I will never do
I have no idea what is this liver or man
I might be interested if the team called womanchester united wins

jorji said...

I heard rafa benitez is chasing K.SARAVANAN from Perak next season. wargh wargh wargh!

i feel great today!

They think Gerard will take the team level at 2nd half...? wake up man! this is not 2005!

phew! rasa kejam pulak ...

Gallivanter said...

Liverpoo fans are the most annoying bunch of idiots. :-) They like to remain in history because they're history!

Well, now, you'll never wank alone because you have a team of overrated players to do that for ya! So, wank on! Hahahahaha!

rinnah said...

My nickname for that team came true today... Loserpool!!! Wakakakaka!

Agreed with Gallivanter, the most annoying fans for me are the Liverpool fans who are so quick to jump up and down whenever ManUtd lose and they keep on harping on history!

Jemima said...

LI--VER--FOOL!!

AC Milan made my day!!!

Huei said...

hahahahahhaha so many anti-liverfool supporters here geh?

yikes..i support everything except man-u how?

koffee said...

LI-VER-FOOL!!! LI-VER-FOOL!!

economist said...

The audacity of those LIVER FOOLIANS to call the FA Cup final a UCL 3rd-4th place playoff.....History will only remember that Milan won the UCL n not the fools fr merseyside.....

If i were a Liverfool...i will be SAD becoz their didnt even haf the players to take advantage when the Milan defence n midfield gifted the ball to them that in itself shows wat they r made off...SO CALLED WORLD CLASS PLAYERS like pennant, zenden, kuyt, alonso, n the all MIGHTY STEVIE G...when he is down the hell wif the FOOLS....

Cocka Doodle said...

*All together now~*

Li ver pool
Char nin gu,
Char yin nin gu, gau gu gu!!

conan_cat said...

lol... i no football fan but i know MU got more handsome players... XD

first time see rant/hate entry in ur blog, hmm :P

bongkersz said...

get EVEN and get DIRTY!!! LIVERFOOOOOL!!! Bwahahahaaa!!! I like this entry zewt :D

confessing7girl said...

geeeeee this is ur angriest post ever!!!!! i see u r really a man utd fan!! wow!! calm down!!
as for liverfool i dont get how can they be sooo overrated - they can try to be strong in the champions league...and not winning it hehe... but how can they be so uptight when they do absolutely nothing on the premier league!! come on... r they even gonna be playing the play offs for next champions league??

confessing7girl said...

CR7!!!!!!!!! ;)

confessing7girl said...

benitez SUCKS!!! mourinho and queiroz ROCKS!!! go PORTUGAL!!!
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in the world this year!!!
*happy dancing*

zewt said...

nazlihaffiz - yup... dont u think they fit the 'title'?

me - your husband does...haha!

zeroimpact - haha, you dun really know what you're missing. i tot you play that in school. maybe i remember wrongly.

jorji - the best is harry kewell... said he is joining a rising team when he rejected MU... now look at that fella.

gallivanter - ya man! they are history, remain there. and keep wanking alone haha!

rinnah - loserpool..!!!hahaha... i like that too. yeah, you know why? they are suffering from liverfool-no-league-title-for-too-long syndrome. so they make fun of others who lose.

Jemima - yup... made mine too. hehehe...

zewt said...

huei - aiyooo... you are really in the dark side... haha... u need to come see the light!

koffee - yeah yeah all together now!

economist - stevie G must be thinking... shit! why did i extend my contract? hahahahaha....

economist - i can see you're back to your old self hahaha... yeah yeah... all together now!

conan_cat - haha... dont worry, wont see it too often.

bongkersz - looks like i have a lot of devils here... heh heh heh....

confessing7girl - yeah, they will need to qualify via the play offs.... serve them right. imagine if they won... they will think benitez is god... yeah! CR7 !! hahahaha...

kayatan said...

Ha ha ha, I just can't help myself writing a blog entry on guys vs spots after reading yr liverfool entry :)-. My dad is a Manchester fan but my late grandpa was a Liverpool fan :):)-

may said...

yay NSW Wallabies!! errrr... ooops, wrong game... lol! *cabut*

Cirnelle said...

*cirnelle is confused as to whether she should clap?*

nyx said...

Aiyo! haha!

I'm staunchly Liverpool.

We made fun of you in FA Cup cause you made fun of us during EPL. Biase le....

The cucuk sini sana is part of the fun.

Jangan ler marah. Football is a gentleman's game.

:)

But seriously, the FA Cup Final .....

Kata Tak Nak said...

I came to your blog to deliver a sober comment. I want to thank you so much for your condolences and words of comfort.

About the only thing that could lift my spirit up in my devastating lost is that Liverfool got licked.

Oh my god do I feel like celebrating or what. There are 2 highs in my life this year. Man Utd lifting the Premier Leagur and next the Liverfool dogs going home with their tails tucked in the arse to an empty trophy cabinet.

Liverfool, if you would like some silverwares try playing in any of the malaysian district leagues, who knows you could get lucky

angel said...

Wah liao... gam emo geh?

Bena said...

Eh, football? Dammit *clueless*. Well atleast i can use your blog and shove at my friend's face! Muahahaha, he's going to be pissed.

Maverick SM said...

I'm chelsea's fan. Thanks to Milan for the sweet revenge

red_cromlein said...

YES YES YES !!!

luv it.. luv it very much..

liverfool fans' lines of the day: "we controlled the game la... stats dont lie la, we have more shots...milan menang nasib.."

keh keh keh... pathetic losers..

zewt said...

kayatan - woooahh.... your father and his father is arch rivals! hahaha...

may - apa ni... not rugby ok! heh...

cirnelle - of cos u should...

nyx - hi there, welcome! even if you're a liverfool... you're still welcomed here... haha! thanks for visiting.

Kata Tak Nak - hahahaha... and you still have the mood to step on them huh. i hope everything is ok at your home front.

angel - when it comes to footie... it's emo...

Bena - hahaha... who who? tell me who? which liverfool? hahaha....

maverick SM - i guess we're sharing the same objective for this one...

red_cromlein - yeah la... they have to constantly console themselves... else, their lives will be meaningless hahahaha...

T.c said...

Nah Liverpool? AC MILAN is the CHAMPIONS! Well, the look on Rafael Benitez face was funny that day. HAHA!

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

both are full of crap ok? arse-nal rocks!

oh yeah.. you have been tagged..for once do something out of your comfort zone..ok?

AngryYoungChild said...

Wahahaha....XD I so didnt know u were a Man U fan..=p but its okay, least you're not a liverfool fan! AC MILAN!!!!!!

Dangerous Variable said...

Economist, you really have a problem with liverpudians huh?

Wanna take it outside?

Zwet, fuck you ler!

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

alan zed said...

it's just a game... don't make it personal... ;)

PrincessRen said...

nah.. i'm not going to ur level. congratulations on winning the EPL this season. Please prepare boxes and boxes of tissue 4 ur christina nxt season bcoz it'll be ours.. mark my word.

zewt said...

cocka doodle - sorry cocka, the second reply to economist was meant to be yours.

T.c - hahaha... he must be wondering when is ferguson going to retire so that he can take over at the real club.

constant craver joe - aiyooo.... i swear i dont do tag woh...

AngryYoungChild - hmmm... then which club do u support? dont tell me AC Milan la...

dangerous variable - hahahaha....woooaaah... you're more emo than me. but it's ok... all my anger gone... since that goal from inzaghi.

alan zed - hey there... welcome. well, this is what you call... passion! hah!

PrincessRen - Hi there... welcome to my space. yeah, i know... i am sure those tissue boxes will be yours. thanks for visitin. hope to see ya around.

AngryYoungChild said...

Hehehe..i dont know much about football..>.< So i dont support any team actually..

But if i were to choose, it wont be Man U =P

Anonymous said...

Stoopid liverfool fans....when they wins (if la....)they will talk cock and when they lose....will tlk cock also....

so just need to live with it....sore loser bloody stoopid liverfool fan....

konon tak main local league la....just concentrate on european level, bullshit la....coz u know u will never will EPL, FA Cup, League Cup again.....so y not try champions league.....dream on la...

Forza Milano and Ole Ole Ole Man Utd....

we are the champion, my freend...:-)

confessing7girl said...

ahah for them!! hey the picture wasnt there before or was it but i didnt see it?? anyway it rocks!!

alliedmartster said...

Zewt,

I am terribly sorry that you are an MU fan...really. But, its OK lah, we all have our weaknesses...LOL

Anyway, hers one for you to think...
9 at home is not worth 5 in Europe..
Getting beat 2-1 by the current Champs is better than getting beat 3-0!

We all have our favourites...you are the champ at home for now....

alliedmartster said...

Ronaldo rocks?
Yeah...he rocked so hard, he was a washout against Chelsea....

shah said...

of course i wanna write few things.
space is limited, i reckon.

got bashed three nil in san siro is nothing in european champions league.

of course there'll be next season and next season and thereafter.

two european cups achievements will surpass 5? definitely not in my lifetime. and most probably not in your lifetime.

and yes, premier league is there to stay. it'll be up for grabs in many years to come.

remember the seven lean years and seven fat years theory.

it will begin when sir alex ferguson leaves.

and i won't feel sorry for you guys glory-hunters.

because one team greatness is not upon one man mercy.

cibol said...

I missed this post did I? liverfoooooooollllllllllllllll ... well, 2 cups are enough la for this season. he he he .. u'll forever walk alone and die alone la!

zewt said...

AngryYoungChild - ah, so you're a manU hater eh?

Anonymous - you and i are definitely on the same wave length! hahaha... look at shah's comment...he fulfilled my prophecy... he has turned historians.

confessing7girl - hahaha... i saw it somewhere and just have to post it ! haha!

alliedmaster - well... the most important is... who is empty handed this season? wonder would benitez trade 3-0 defeat at home and get a EPL trophy.... hmmmm....

shah - ah... you have fulfilled my prophecy by turning historians... just so predicatable... but thanks for dropping by anyway.

cibol - they got 2 cups meh? hahahahaha....

cibol said...

zewt : chelsea for me .. 2 cups

Nicviviron said...

yay! liverfools. blah.

zewt said...

cibol - ah yes... almost forgotten you're a chelski.

nicviviron - hahaha... liverfools indeed. blah!

shah said...

if alex ferguson really going to retire in the coming years, i will feel sorry for football.

alex football philosophy of in-depth attacking football is amazing.

a really nice chap, heard that he would always be the first to arrive at the training ground, passionate man.

my apology for own shortcoming. i seriously forgot...most manchester united glory hunters and fans consider that football only started in 1992, the year premiership made its debut

hmm allright.

correct me if i am wrong, isn't it..the scum is the tag, commonly known with the manchester 'scum' united fans?

i was a student, worked and lived in many parts of the british isle for nearly nine years, i was fortunate to attend few premiership, championship and conference matches (any football match would do), late evening itv, skysports, etc, football hangout with good friends, it was very common to hear the scum tune directed for the red of manchester fans

and during this one particular season, most of the places i went in UK, the scum chanting was synonymous associated with manchester united fans...and mind you it wasn't from rival citeh or liverpool fans..it was from other clubs fans, including people on the street..

i thought it was little bit disrespectful

well, i guess i am not in the best of position to state otherwise

anthraxxxx said...

Wanted to this for a long time.

*does the victory dance*

zewt said...

shah - well... honestly, i only started supporting them in 1994. before that, i can say i know nothing about british football. i remember the first english match i watched was them the scums lost to everton... i decided to support the scums becos pallister was crying. i didnt know i will be called glory hunters thereafter... but of cos, no one believes me.

anthraxxxx - heyyy!!! welcome welcome!! hahaha.... dont we all wanna do that in front of those fools... haha!

amirulhafidz said...

apparently the foolest bunch are u guys. what did u get when Man U won, or Liverpool lost? not even a penny..

to be a supporter is to support your team, not condemning the others. please dont ruin this beautiful, unspoken sporting spirit can u?

pathetic.

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