Friday, 18 May 2007

Do you know why?

Jane’s grandmother just passed away. It was a tragic death. During the funeral, a handsome young man came to pay his last respect to Jane’s grandmother. Jane doesn’t know who man. She has never seen him before but was instantly attracted to him; she just couldn’t take her eyes off this man.

Just as Jane was going to say ‘hi’ to this handsome young man, her sister, Joanne went up to the man and they embraced. Alas, he is her sister’s friend. They seemed close as Joanne cried on his shoulder while he, in turn, gave her all the comfort she needs.

Jane walked away… in rejection.

2 weeks later, Joanne died. She didn’t die of a natural death. Someone murdered her. Based on preliminary investigation, the murderer seems to be someone within the family.

You must be thinking it’s Jane right? Yeah... it’s Jane who did it. But the question is… why? Why did Jane murder her sister?

Some of you might have read this before but for those who haven’t… do you know why? I was told this question was used by the CIA to test the mind of killers during homicide cases.

Have another nice thinking weekend!

P/S: Has anyone beat my record yet?

89 comments:

jaezrel said...

i know why cause jane was in love with the man-love at first sight.....thinking that that guy is her sister's bf.....muahahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

That men is the killer. Now that he kill Joanne already, he can have Jane. Correct? Correct??

angel said...

I read this before...

Ei, do you think if everybody knows that this is a CIA test ques, they'll still use it meh?? Sam jiu lah...

Haha... yeahhh! I got it right this time huh? That sam jiu thing... LOL...

ps: To know why winn is called liuliu, read my blog!

KGC said...

Erm, it could be a love triangle thingy. It does not necessarily mean that Jane is the prime suspect...watched too much of CSI. Ha ha

Anyway, your blog is a nice read. :) Keep it up!

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

here we go again...after lunch where can think wor..maybe it was the guy? saw the sister more pretty then mah kill her lor..

jorji said...

The guy is Mr. Pink! Mr.Pink is the only survivor in Reservoir Dogs.He kill Joanne becuz Joanne is Mr.White wife and mr.white is the cop and Jane is the waitress in that muvi..

Mr.Pink was so angry with his nickname.He dun want to be called Pink.cuz Pink is like P*ssy! and he dun tipped...he dun belive in tipping people...

...do u think CIA will give up with such answer?

hehe..

Gallivanter said...

Come on Zewt, tell us... I'm curious to know why that I won't even bother figuring out... :-P

Rabbit said...

That guy! That guy killed Joanne I supposed, cos he saw Jane who is prettier. =P

So how does this reflect my mind? =P

zewt said...

jaezrel - wrong

hor ny - hahaha... different perspective but still wrong.

angel - hahaha...almost there but not quite. so wat's your answer?

KGC - too many CSI indeed. but that's not the answer. thanks for your compliment my friend.

constant craver joe - hahaha... u think answer so simple meh? wrong la...

jorji - if you answer that to the CIA... they will hand you over to tanjung rambutan... hahaha!

gallivanter - give up on my riddles eh? never try... never know...

rabbit - it's jane la... but the question is... why?

-ritchie- said...

can i say Joanne suicide? y? becoz she know Jane is having an affair wit that guy..

KGC said...

Why, why? Tell me why. :)

jorji said...

jane is the killer.she just love the funeral moments.she kenot take rejection.its all about rejection.

Dienasty said...

Jane killed her because Jane killed killed tha grandmother.

You said it was a trajic death. Joanne's death is also trajic. So I propose Jane to be a serial killer?

-Lucky Star- said...

Jane killed Joanne so that she can see the man again in the funeral!

yvy said...

well..since she didnt know how to contact the guy - another funeral within the family would definitely bring him back n this time, she will ask for his number lor. :)

J.T. said...

Jane killed Joanne because if Jane could not have that man (even in her mind), Joanne could not have him at all. So eliminate the threat and Jane is able to think and do freely as she wishes. :)
Yes ah, Zewt?

jaezrel said...

yah to meet him again in the next funeral ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahjohn said...

Jane did not kill her. I was with Jane that night, and i can prove it...

ok ok serious now.

The man whom nobody knows appeared on the funeral day, which i reckon is the point of suspect. Turn on the camera and rewind to that day. See...see, i told you so.

But I wonder if Joanne was naked when she got killed. Otherwise we could link it to Rape+kill case. I like that story to be like that.

shit, watching too much porn lately and what am i talking. crap crap...

erinalaw said...

hmmmmmm........ come to weekend, you sure have something for us to think and think and think. Whey she kill her sister? Jealousy kuah!!!

Iced Nyior said...

coz she jeles lorr....then when the guy comes to her funeral, she can pujuk2 him and hopefully he fall in love with her

me said...

hahaha. i know the answer to this question, long long ago. i'm not going to answer...cos the answer only confirms i have the mindset of a serial killer :-p i'm too smart, zewt. u can't catch me. :-p kekekeke.

Big Rice said...

ha ha.. i answered correctly too.. so i won't give away the answer... but i don't think this is an accurate measure. prob another urban legend..

Huei said...

usually the obvious one won't be the real one..so..it's definately not jane!

the man killed her!! because he wants jane, and the sister's just getting in the way!!!!! muahahhaha

ok..i'm confirmed insane today...FRIDAY!! END OF FRIDAY!!!

Jacss said...

at least 3 had already answered correctly......jane killed coz she wants to see him again!
yeah, another murderer here.....!!

pinksterz said...

because when she killed joanne, she could meet that guy again at her funeral. ;p right?

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Jane is Lesbian.
Joanne is Lesbian.
The guy is gay.

Joanne and the guy are not supposed to embrace... they broke the Gay club's rule.

Jane is summoned by the Gay club's president to destroy Joanne.

The Gay club's president promised Jane a reward... that she could touch his butt without being punished.

Jane is curious as she has never touched a man's butt... so she did it.

When the police arrested Jane, she was caught in the gay Club, touching the President's butt.

She was sentenced to life time imprisonment.

bongkersz said...

haha.. i know the answer.. :P aiyoh if i tell then not fun anymore leh.. em, i make it simple lah, no need explain in detail. Jane murdered her sister so that she has chance to the handsome young man again.. at her sister funeral. bwahahahahahaha! zewt, what's the prize this time?

p/s : be scared zewt.. since i answered it this way... :P :P

bubbly soda said...

Haiyo! easy peasy la!

Jane killed joanne so that she can see the man in the funeral once more la!

this test is to test the psychotic killer kan?

CRIZ LAI said...

My mind now so boggling after so much of blogging...so I'm going to skip this comment :P

dy said...

so that he can see jane one more time.

gguurrrr....

angele said...

Jane felt lonely and rejected and out of jealousy she murdered her sister!!! She thought maybe the guy would fall in her arms after Joanne's death.They would be there to comfort each other and eventually get together!

Get the CSI to investigate and to find watever prints she left behind!! =P

[My mind is messed up!Been watching too much of CSI series!Hahahah]

Cocka Doodle said...

Because Joanne got bigger boobs than Jane?? LOL

Seok Thong said...

Someone asked me this before too and my answer was jane! so that she can see the man again in the funeral! The person that asked me said that i'm crazy wor!

AngryYoungChild said...

Lol..first blogpost i read on your blog..XP and i stared at it for 5 mins thinking..

ah nel said...

1.she cried on his shoulder n make his shirt wet so in revenge he killed her...

2.coz her sister get to slept with him while she cant...

LOL

vegemaster said...

well..because she wanted to see the guy again in the funeral lor..

Right? right??

may said...

I've read this before, but can't remember the answer! and I know it's not as simple as a love triangle thingy... ;-)

Ah Boy (TTL) said...

because she wants to see the guy again ? haha

Missy Allets said...

Yea, heard it before. Scary psych..

The things that go on human minds..

Cirnelle said...

The guy was the funeral director.

confessing7girl said...

ah this is easy!! it happened like this...
the handsome man killed Jane's grandmother so that he and Joanne could live happily ever after with the money Joanne would inherit...but in a twist of fate the handsome man got to know Jane, instant love...
one day Jane and the handsome man get together for a cup of coffee and he confesses his love for her and tells her all about the evil plan of killing her grandmother...
Thats when Jane says she will forgive the handsome man if he forgives her!!! So Jane kills her sister Joanne...she gets all her grandmothers money and she gets out of the country with the handsome man and they live happily together forever!!!!!!

How was that?? im good am i not?? i should be working on criminal minds !!

confessing7girl said...

come on give the answer!!!!! i wanna know!!!!!

Winn said...

i very sleepyhead now..canot think dy..:P

thanks for ur bday greetings in my comment box and sms.....u got my number? i replied..

thank you again..

april said...

because the guy asked her to kill the girl coz the guy fell in love with her d. dunwan the girl to kacau lor.

kyh said...

joanne inherited large sums of $$$ from her grandma and jane got jealous. so she killed her and hit 2 birds with one stone --- da $$$ and da man! rite rite???

Little Ray said...

Jane murdered her sister because she wanted to know the "handsome guy" =)

Bena said...

Jane did it because she always had this incentuos thought of her sis, joanne and therefore was very broken hearted when joanne embraced the handsome guy. Jane felt "betrayed" and hence the murder. Not only that, sick jane erm, went through her sis' dead body. hey...I am not sick, jane is!

freethinker said...

Just a site track since no shoutbox... notice u have gone loyalist.. what inspire u ?

Acrelaine said...

the answer is because jane wants to see the man again.. huhu

heard that before somewhere long time ago..

CLare said...

The girl wanna see the guy again and since he only appears on funerals, she killed her sister...no?

*rub hands together waiting for answer*

ahjohn said...

can i change my answer?

Jane did not die, Joanne did not die, the guy did not die because they are just part of a story right? so who died?



the grandmother.

jaezrel said...

:S

Calvin's Wife said...

So that Jane could meet the man again at the funeral, and comfort her instead... :P I got the forwarded email before, hehehe...

a n n n a said...

jane killed joaane so the guy would attend the funeral & she could see the guy... Again... *thrills*

baby sa said...

coz jane likes the guy..
or maybe...she can see the guy again on her sister's funeral...
gee...what's the answer?

k u k u j i o a m a n said...

Got prize or not if correct?
Huhuhu??

I think the guy works for the funeral parlour or he is the undertaker.. Jane kills sister so can see him again...

Just my guess...

mar said...

waah...so "sam jiu" lor...
girl meets boy,girl sees got other girl,girl gets rid of other girl,girl gets boy.

A+++? hehehe...

(FYI,I could finally drop by ur blog today after last week...hehe..have been OL using gprs so cannot load ur page properly cos of the background.Now OL use laptop connect to gprs phone.LOL.)

kayatan said...

Wow, 1st class imaginations !

rinnah said...

Aiyah... read this one before. I know the answer liao. *grin*

Happy weekend, zewt.

Sasha said...

that man murdered the girl, cos he fell in love with the other in durin gthe funeral. And he is sick sleeping with the woman who got murdered and he wanted to sleep with the new one, so he murdered the girl so he can have the new girl. So indirectly the sister murdered the sister, but she did not do it personally but it made the guy killed the girl. Cis. apa saya cakap? Blek

SuLee said...

Both Jane and Joanne lost their parent when they were young, their grandmother was the only one brought them up.

When the grandmother died, Joanne the eldest gets to inherit all her money, thus Jane killed her so she will get all those money! Plus Joanne bought life insurance and Jane is the benefitial.

sorry i had to guess is money issue, coz money could break up family!

T.c said...

It is because JANE wants to see the guy again in JOANNE's funeral. Aha!

eastcoastlife said...

I think jealousy plays a part, then wanting to see him at the funeral is another reason. But Jane is stupid lor.

MasterKenzo said...

To be more precise, this question were used to test the mind of a SUSPECT in a homicide case.

If the suspect is the REAL killer, he/she will (subconciousy) explain that Jane killed her sister due to rage/jealousy/want-to-see-the-man-again-thing/etc. In a way, the real killer will actually expose his/her own motive in the REAL homicide case.

However, if the suspect is innocent, he/she will (subconciously) explain that Jane does not intentionally kill the sister. That Jane was forced to kill, OR it was an accident, OR, she killed her sister out of defence, OR Jane found out that her sister is actually the killer of her grandmother.

So, for those who answered that Jane killed her sister so that she could see the man again, I recommend that you have yourself checked by a phsyciatrist.... :>

-Princess Shin- said...

I think blogger really has some problem! I have been trying to post comments for goodness knows how long!

She killed her coz that is the only way to see the handsome guy again!

P/S: You have almost the whole Malaysian blogosphere is! =P

conan_cat said...

i think we got lotsa answers here liao lor... XD

all same answer de... wanna see the guy again mar... lol...

p/s: i 11yrs 4months lar!! how u do until 10 yrs de????

zewt said...

ritchie - you have very interesting imagination... wrong!

KGC - answers revealed n some of the comments already.

jorji - hahaha... CIA might just take your answer.

Dienasty - Jane is indeed the killer... but the question is why my friend...

Lucky Star - bingo!

yvy - if you really answer this by yourself... then it's scary. cos according to CIA... only serial killer knows how to answer it properly...

JT - wrong la... :P

zewt said...

jaezrel - you cheated.

ahjohn - john john john... i think if you're a CSI investigator... every case will be rape and murder for u eh? haha!

erinalaw - haha... wrong. always good to keep the mind going in weekends mah.

Iced Nyior - hi there and welcome! wah...you subtly answer the question correctly... ;)

me - if i want, you have no place to hide i'm tellin u!

big rice - well, that's what they say... CIA... :)

huei - sorry ler... friday keep confusing you all... haha... but it's jane... the question is why...?

zewt said...

Jacss - i hope you dont have the mind of a serial killer ya?

pinksterz - bingo... you're a future serial killer eh?

purple mushroom - hey purple... you very the good la... i bow down and worship you. you should write fiction... or be a director of a drama or something. haha!

bongkersz - not scared la. cos i know if you're a serial killer... u wont be killing me... :P

bubbly soda - betul... but you're not a phychotic killer, are u?

criz lai - maybe you should take it easy? hehe...

dy - huh? you sangat terpesong woh...

zewt said...

angele - dont worry, you're not alone... wrong answer though.

cocka doodle - i tot you're gonna say you got bigger cock that that handsome guy and that you jane should fall for you instead... hahah!

seok thong - yeah, cos according to CIA... only a psychotic killer can answer correctly... to which you did.

angryyoungchild - hello... welcome! well... if you like to think... you should read all the posts under 'friday frolics'. thanks for visiting and hope to see ya around...

ah nel - eh, how you know the sister slept with him la? you captured some photos issit?

vegemaster - you read the riddle before la... i am sure you're not a psychotic killer.

may - of cos ;) ... it's a test to see who is a psychotic killer. plenty here it seems.

zewt said...

TTL - what is this ah boy ah boy nick? like some childish nick only... hahaha... at the funeral... must complete the answer la.

Missy Allets - hi there... welcome! yeah, it appears there're plenty here ;) ... thanks for visitin.

cirnelle - and jane wanna be the secretary?

confessing7girl - no.... you should be a director of some thriller or write a book altogether! cos... you're good! hahaha... but ... wrong answer. some of the ppl here already disclosed the answer... i will blog more about it. :)

winn - yeah, got it. sorry have not been keeping in touch for sooooo long. still with plenty of crazy ideas eh you.

april - salah la... haha...but your answer is pretty refreshing.

kyh - wrong. really about money meh... CIA woh.

Big Rice said...

how do u know for sure it is what CIA says?

zewt said...

lilttle ray - close... but not close enough.

bena - you sounded sick. but dont worry. this question is to test psychotic killer... and you answered... wrongly ;)

Acrelaine - WTF!

CLare / a n n n a - errr.... you're not a psychotic killer... are u?

Calvin's wife - luckily not from you... else i will think you're a psychotic killer! ;)

baby sa - your second answer is correct. gasp... you're a psychotic killer!

kukujiaoman - hey man, welcome! no prize, and you guess correctly... you have the mind of a psychotic killer. ;)

zewt said...

mar - hahaha... sorry ler... this is not a sam jiu thing. oh... i tot you disappeared already... nothing from you. as for the professional opinion about your blog... wait a minute ya.

kayatan - yeah... all of them!

rinnah - hehe... but check out the imagination of all the others!

Sasha - ya, apa lu cakap... confusing la... like some korean series... but it's ok. it's better not being able to answer.

SuLee - you have good imagination... just like so many ppl here :P

TC - psychotic killer.. aha!

zewt said...

eastcoastlife - nope... nothing like that. it means you're not a psychotic killer...

masterkenzo - hello there... looks like you've disclose the ending that i intended already :)... thanks for visitin and hope to see ya around..

princess shin - correct... you're a psychotic killer? :P ... where got... maybe only 10%.

conan_cat - heh heh... keep trying... you just need to move your mouse faster..!

big rice - check out masterkenzo answer...

bongkersz said...

ah.. you are so sure zewt??!! you never know.. he he he he..

confessing7girl said...

that was it?? no super cool answer!!?? my story was much better...and i had a few more ideas.....

T.c said...

Lol, me no psychotic killer. HEHE, just heard this story and answers since primary school. Haha!

Big Rice said...

uh-oh... i think i really should go & check myself into IMH soon.. (singapore's siao lang geng)hhaha...

CLare said...

Muahahahha!!! I am eligible to be a psychotic killer, no?

zewt said...

bongkersz - hmmm... i think i better build up myself again. have not been to the gym for ages. need to protect myself.

confessing7girl - check out masterkenzo comments, that's the real answer :)

T.c - phew... else, i will be very scared...

big rice - you seriously answered that yourself? wahhh.... i am afraid of u already :P

Clare - you want to eligible or not? but please... if you do... choose your victim wisely... hahahahaha... not me ok!

Big Rice said...

my answer was that she killed her sis so that the man will show up again...

be afraid. be very afraid... kekeke...

Maverick SM said...

It should be the same reason as Basic Instinct.

JennyHow said...

actually when the first time i came across this question, i answered 'correctly'. Then the person who question me told me that only mentally disturbed people will think this way... Anyway, if that was the CIA questioning me, i think i'd be suspecte liao. sigh...

JennyHow said...

my answer then was "So that Jane can see the man again"

Samantha said...

now seriously that dude worth the kill?! HaHA.

zewt said...

big rice - well, unless u can kill me through the blogosphere... should i be?

Maverick SM - didnt watch la... :P

JennyHow - hello there master of sales! oh... u did? well, you can be a master of sales and also a master of killing :P... thanks for visitin and hope to see ya around...

samantha - well, perhaps not as worth it as your peaches eh?

yvy said...

haha!! dun worry, i'm no serial killer, just that i read this somewhere a long time ago. ;) relax...relax...breath in, breath out...and always watch ur back. mwaaahahahaha

zewt said...

yvy - if i see u ... i will run.... :P