Tuesday, 15 December 2009

A squid story

I first heard about it when I was in University. The guy who told me is the same person who told me about this “tragic” story. I have since heard similar stories from other people but whether it is true or otherwise, no one knows…

Ya’ see… fishermen go to see and spend quite a substantial amount of time there. I was told that it may be as long as weeks, or even more than a month. And ya’ know, spending time out in the sea for such a long period of time tends to result in extreme boredom and loneliness when fishermen are not actively engaging in fishing activities.

To entertain themselves, they smoke, joke and drink. But then again, they can’t be doing that all the time. So what else do they do?... They masturbate. And over time, masturbation went through evolution…

Apparently, the inside of squid resembles the female love canal. And so, it was said that fishermen use squid as a masturbation tool. Yup… they wrap their pole with a squid and do the up and down motion which produces the white lotion.

Have you heard of this before?
Is it true?
And… are you a squid lover?


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41 comments:

day-dreamer said...

OMG!!! O.O

I hope I don't think of this story when I eat sotong next time. =X

Pinknpurplelizard said...

Fishermen do all sorts of things. Think that adds to the reasons of why they don't want women on board.

But I guess these fishermen who do it dont think about the parasites which are on a sea creature. The infestation could render a healthy man quite sick until doctors determine the remedy.

Parasites are also a reason why one has to be selective of sashimi and to cook the fish through.

Pinknpurplelizard said...

Not sure if anyone realises that some of the squid/calamari rings are not made of real squid or calamari but white fish meat. There is a difference in the texture and taste even with all the artificial flavourings and enhancers.

Anonymous said...

Is masturbation a sin unto death? What did Jesus teach on the subject. You may be surprised to learn... http://themissionnews.com/whitepaperreport/masturbation.htm

kyh said...

I've nvr thought of that, lol! But the idea of having an animal carcass wrapping tightly around your thing is........

j_yenn said...

SURE OR NOT??!?!?!?!!!!

I'll never look at these things the same way again LOL!

gina said...

Isn't this a bit too early for Friday frolics? Hahahaha!!!

Yes.. I heard about this 10 years ago from my internet friends.. but I cannot remember if he's a sailor. Perhaps I shall ask my new sailor boy.

Terra Shield said...

Gosh Zewt... and to think that squid happens to be my favourite kind of seafood!

Eww..

Anonymous said...

terra shield...if u like sotong...u will like hot dog...

Anonymous said...

You're just a one trick pony. What a lame write-up. But the public likes you, jolly shame.

MKL said...

@lol at the first Anonymous

I think I won't eat sotong bakar anymore... now I know why the squid in Malaysia has such rich flavor, ewww.. Zewt, do you know that lonely chicken farmers use chi... nevermind, let's not go there :P

fufu said...

damn... i could not get any squid here in germany >< i wanna try... lol hohohohohohohoho lmao

Ai Shiang said...

Well, that's a funny story :o)

SJ said...

crispy squid..yummy

A smile from SJ =)

missironic said...

Wahahaha.. for real? Fortunately, i don't like squid. :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Zewt,


The link below might interest you as it relates to 1 of your previous post. Maybe you would like to write something on it again.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091212/tod-city-girl-quits-after-saucy-email-go-870a197.html

Amanda Christine Wong said...

talk about bestiality! i wont look at a squid the same way again! euuugh...

~aSstHa~ said...

N-O-T M-Y F-A-V-O-U-R-I-T-E S-E-A-F-O-O-D!!!!

o.O

oer... i'll never eat squid outside again... i can get quite OCD when I'm cleaning it at home so I guess that shud b safe to eat... but den again... us being malaysians will conveniently forget this story by the time you can say... 'what was it again???'

Anonymous said...

hahaha...
i just had the most screwed up thought after reading that... you said it was an evolution, so that means they must have tried all kinds of fish before choosing sotong? (except maybe shark!) LOL

Anonymous said...

amanda christine wong,

dont pretend....in time you will have to take over the sotong's job. enjoynya...

Anonymous said...

amanda christine wong,

just to add...you will become the "sotong" in some nights...

just friendly banter k....chatter here is getting mundane....

Redbabe said...

Calamari. Eww.. Seriously, men, can arr? Really can use sotong arr?

jam said...

This is new, I have never heard of it before! Yes, I am a squid lover too!

Clare said...

This brings a totally new definition to 'squid lover'. LOL!!!

eiling lim said...

eeew... where do you hear such thing? anyone can prove it's true? I love squids but now... I think I'll not be able to look at squids the same way again!

Cyanide said...

So geli-fying la...

Anyway, what the heck - sotong are yummy!

neno said...

-_-"

i m going to have sotong for dinner today..damn..

doc said...

ha ha! almost akin to the story of the origin of the hole in a doughnut!!!

Akira said...

Any luck with sea cucumber? hahaha

Akira said...

Any luck with sea cucumber? hahaha

Akira said...

Any luck with sea cucumber? hahaha

Akira said...

Any luck with sea cucumber? hahaha

The Envoy said...

Won't somebody please think of the poor squid!?

Huei said...

omg..how desperate can they get?!!? hahahahhaha yes poor squid..kena rape O.O

zewt said...

day-dreamaer - hmm... additional taste u know :P

pinknpurplelizard - ooohhh... guess it will be too late when they finally found out. calamari which is not calamari... hmm, that's new.

anon @ 15/12 9.03pm - shall check it out later.

kyh - to the fishermen... better that carcass than mrs palm.

j_yenn - hahaha... that's what i heard ler.

gina - ask ask ... let me know.

zewt said...

Terra Shield - switch to prawns...better mah.

anon @ 16/12 2.13am - hot dogs are not sea food.

anon @ 16/12 4.01am - can i be a horse instead? i prefer horse... trot trot trot trot trot...

MKL - hmmm... u jus inspired me to write something else :P

fufu - hmmm... when you said try... means what ah? :P

Ai shiang - wonder if it's true...

zewt said...

SJ - you like eh?

missironic - good for u :)

anon @ 16/12 11.15am - shall check it out later. not now...

Amanda Christine Wong - can still close your eyes and eat though :P

~aSstHa~ - exactly... you truly understand how malaysians are... the beauty of being a malaysian... as long as it looks yummy, eat it!

anon @ 16/12 5.12pm - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you'll never know my friend... you'll never know...

anon @ 16/12 @ 6.21pm & 6.24pm - so you like sotong eh?

zewt said...

Redbabe - errr... me no fishermen... :)

jam - might wanna change your preference :)

Clare - hahahahaha... yup... squid lover... funny!

eiling lim - when u asked someone to prove if it's true... i wonder what you mean... :P

Cyanide - ahhh... a true blue malaysian you are :P

zewt said...

neno - make sure you clean it throughly...

doc - donut? how? not tight lah :P

Akira - hmmm... you wanna try :P

The Envoy - hahahaha... think the squid dead already lor.

Huei - like what clare said... squid lover takes a whole new meaning :P

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