Thursday, 14 May 2009

No sea pee please

This story was relayed to me by my university mate. It was a story according to him but of course, I am not able to verify it.

This mate of mine was, and is still very much a fishing enthusiast. He has a friend who owns a yacht and they head out to the sea regularly for their fishing adventure. Usually, there will be a bunch of them who will head out to the sea together. They have been mates together for a long time and tend to do crazy things and will laugh out loud together at each other

With so many trips out at sea; my mate certain had plenty of stories to tell. Some of them could be quite scary, but there was this particular one which left quite an impression.

One day, my mate’s friend (let’s call him Vee) needed to answer nature’s call. At the same time, another person was using the toilet. The person using the toilet at that moment appeared to be experiencing severe diarrhoea and was literally hogging the toilet.

They say men tend to have poor bladder muscle and I tend to agree. With the toilet hogged, Vee was feeling urge of nature’s call to difficult to withstand. As the yacht was in the middle of nowhere, Vee reckoned it was perfectly fine to relief himself into the big ocean surrounding him.

And of course, he did just that…

While at it, his friends (including my uni-mate) sighted Vee’s action and started making comments. Vee, being a sporting person, started posing in various positions while still relieving himself. Yes, it was very a full ladder. Just then… something happened…











There was a big splash of water…














No, Vee didn’t fell into the water…

























According to my uni-mate, something jumped up from the water and……… Vee’s balls became its lunch…

What happened after that was very bloodied. So, whatever you do this weekend, never pee into the sea…


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31 comments:

drumsticks said...

ouch!!.... sounds so terrible.. must have HURT!!!! real or not wor?

Yvonne Foong said...

Haha. Sounds like a story to teach little kids potty training. I would think that something jumping up in this instance must be big and targets the whole guy as supper.

Bee Ean said...

Is this a joke?

Cindy Khor said...

omg.... that means he can never produce any sperm for baby-making. is he still alive?? i mean, if blood's everywhere and they are in the middle of nowhere, did they make it in time to the hospital??

Fi-sha said...

Dear Zewt
I dont know if its ok if i LOL :P instead of sympathising Vee for his lost of manhood but it is surely a good, lasting reminder - do not pollute our Mother Nature :)

Mei Teng said...

I find this a wee bit hard to believe but it that true??

Sharon said...

im asking the same question like everyone else...is this a true story? poor dude!

Zuraida said...

hahahahhahaah...

such thing should happen to people who pee on the street!hahahaha!then it'll be cleaner place for everybody!

*grin!peace*

pinknpurplelizard said...

This so screams urban legend. I have known many fishermen who do what Vee did (but repeatedly) and are still alright.

Swee Ping said...

I don't think it is an urban legend. Just a rare unfortunate incident cos I heard(real) incidents but not till it become lunch, just got bitten though when the fish jumps out from the water.

iamthewitch said...

Oh dear! I can't stop myself from imagining the gross display of blood and balls. I hope he didn't lose all of them...

pattirmina said...

i am trying hard not to laugh..
...
...
...
ok, i cant stand it. I laughed!
hahahaha.

i hope Vee's ok though. =/

zewt said...

drumsticks - i said it at the beginning that i cant verify mah. my friend said it's real, no kidding.

yvonne foong - one comment stated that it is common, just that most of the time, it's injury instead of losing everything.

Bee Ean - a good laugh but certainly not a joke.

Cindy Khor - as far as i remember, he survived. that's why my friend is very against peeing into the sea.

Fi-Sha - hehe... a very good morale you derived from this story.

Mei Teng - based on the objection of my uni-mate about peeing to the sea, i feel it's quite real.

zewt said...

Sharon - and just like how other reply... i cant verify but my uni-mate swear it's realy.

Zuraida - hmmm... sini mana ada ppl simply pee on the street? even if there is... nothing to jump up and claim a good lunch.

pinknpurplelizard - did they pose?

Swee Ping - there you go, so it's pretty true. maybe Vee's encounter is different as they were in the middle of the ocean. u know... bigger fish, bigger appetite.

iamthewitch - from what i heard, he did.

pattirmina - :P... i guess he can never be fully alright...

Siew said...

OMG! OMG!

blackjack said...

The person in the toilet should donate one ball to him lol!

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j or ji said...

hehe..
cerita bagus utk potty training.

tieroflife said...

Poor Vee.. what was that thing jumping up from the water?

xabi said...

hmmmm!!

Makeupgeeek said...

I thought what cannot sea pee. I thought la sea pollution and what ever 'chemicals' contained in the pee might kill the sea creatures.

That fish whatever it is really can aim very well hor...

EliteVillain said...

holy crap !! What got the balls?! Did anyone confirmed it?

Dan-yel said...

*shivers* :S

day-dreamer said...

OMG!!! O.O

-eiling- said...

I hope this isn't true. ouch... i could feel his pain!

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

ouch...enuf said..

Huei said...

OMG r u serious???????

zewt said...

Siew - i think that's probably what Vee was screaming then.

blackjack - hahahha... i wonder if he goes after his...

Jerine - Hello there. Welcome... sorry, can't make it. thanks for the invite.

j or ji - u can use it for your kids :)

tieroflife - some fish. one comment actually said it's pretty common.

Makeupgeek - probably he was moving around posing... that's why.

zewt said...

xabi - hehe... handled any case like that before?

EliteVillain - I asked my friend again, he said it's true.

Dan-yel - remember now... NO. SEA. PEE.

day-dreamer - :P... screaming on behalf of Vee?

-eiling- - my friend said... it's true. and one comment suggest it's pretty common.

constantly craving joe - indeed...

huei - definitely not joking.

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