Was talking to a good friend of mine and one thing led to another, he told me that he once met this girl with quite a peculiar name. We have heard of girls with names such as April, May and June. But this one is different, her name was July.
Well, if you ever met someone with such a name and you intend to pick her up, let me give you a good pick-up line. And this pick-up line is zewt-original.
July: Hi, my name is July.
You: Hi, my name is August.
You: Yes, I always make sure you cum first before I do.
Have a nice weekend. Maybe you’ll meet a July… who knows?
P/S: I am up for my next kidney check up and will be doing my urinalysis again. Do pray for me!
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