Thursday, 3 April 2008

Screwing for desire

This is for real…

A colleague of mine went and did something to herself and now, she has to get herself screwed once in a while just to have her desire fulfilled. Yes, it’s all about having one of her desires fulfilled.

But hey, ya’ know what? While some ‘things’ usually get looser as you keep screwing them… my colleague gets tighter each time she is screwed. And because it is so tight, she screams in pain everything she is screwed… but yet, it’s all in the name of desire.

What do you think my colleague is doing… or having…?

39 comments:

Dan-yel said...

Lame... I know what she's up too. All doesn't Ugly Betty had the same thing on hers as well?

Dan-yel said...

Correction:
(strike out 'All')Doesn't Ugly Betty have the same thing on hers as well?

Ik said...

errr..tell me tell me
i've no idea...
ekeke
@_@

angeles said...

hahaha... in the name of desire?? sure anot??? the first commenter gave away the clue haha!

bongkersz said...

In name of desire? Yes, Dan-yel gave out the clue already hahahaha! Er, I got no desire for that. It is nothing sensual, so nothing to be desired hahahahahaha! But they said, after doing that, the person will look very different after the whole process of screwing and tightening and screaming in pain.

beetrice said...

Hehe...depending on the mindset, not that hard to guess. But there's nothing desirable about it (unless for some reason, au naturel is REALLY bad)...

Cocka Doodle said...

Hmmm...she likes that cocktail called 'screwdriver' ah? But strange...that drink often makes one 'loose' and relaxed instead of tight. LOL

Acute Critique said...

since nobody in the previous comments states directly what it is, may i have the 'blunt' honor? =) but then again, i may be wrong.

my guess is, she is tightening her braces? haha.. after they whole 'painful' process, she will indeed look very 'different'. =)

Christopher said...

Yupe! I thing acute critique got it very highly correct! Smart!!! =)

suituapui said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Kesian, zewt! 1st commentor oredi end of story! I don't watch "Ugly Betty" (No time to watch TV! Busy mah!!!)..

...so I thought it was about this woman who had had too many face lifts, so the plastic surgeon told her he could fix two screws in her head that would be hidden in her hair so she sould not end up looking like Frankenstien. She could turn every time she saw wrinkles or whenever she felt like she needed a face lift...and so she did!!!

One day, in a panic, she rushed to see the surgeon telling him she had hair on her chest!!! The surgeon examined him and remarked, "Woman, if you don't stop turning those screws, pretty soon, you'll have a beard!!!!"

...And would u like to hear the male version of the story, zewt? LOL!!!!

suituapui said...

Gosh...lots of typo-errors, sorry!!! Still early in the morning mah!! Haven't had my coffee yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Tine said...

I'm still scratching my head as to what you're talking about. Very "cheem" (deep) leh.

andrew said...

hey, but there are no screws in braces...

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahahaha i read it the way you wanted ppl to read it..the DIRTY WAY!

missironic said...

taken frm ugly betty? hmm..i havent update my episodes yet..

i rather not tink wat she's "screwing" then. lolz..

myop101 said...

yeah, yeah... first commentator said it all...kekeke...

sadly me no courage nor money....:P

kennymah said...

Well, I got screwed the same way as your colleague did before. LOL.

j or ji said...

i love chicks with screw.i want to screw em until they bleed..

Huei said...

omg ur blog is like an addict..just now..i was sitting down thinking..then the thought of

"omg i haven't read zewt's yet today!"

hahahhhaha

ok um..at first i thought of lightbulb..but lightbulb doesn't get tighter ar

gettign scolded by boss? but that doesn't tighten anything ar...

so i'll go with the rest! the ugly betty thing! =P

gina said...

It's weekend lah brother. Don't come up with words like screw.. desires... reminds me of my celibacy. Haha!

Uhm... braces is it?

zewt said...

dan-yel - i dont watch ugly betty but i think you got it right.

lk - hehe... read some of the comments...

angeles - vanity is a desire...

bongkersz - hahaha... vanty is a desire... and this time, there is a price.

beetrice - aiyoo... i will say it again... vanity is a desire...

cocka doodle - lol!!! your fav tactic eh?

zewt said...

acute critique - well done! straight to the point... no need to hide eh?

christopher - indeed... :)

suituapui - hmm... i dont quite get the joke on the woman in the first place... brain not functioning on a friday.

tine - come on... i am sure u can do it...

andrew - it's an act bro...

constant craver joe - lol... fell for it deep eh?

zewt said...

missironic - she cant screw... someone else screw her instead...

myop101 - as for me... i dont know such thing exist till very late... i come from a very ulu family...

kennymah - so you're very tight now eh?

huei - azaig is a good addiction! hehe... ugly betty... that show gave up everythig sigh...

gina - why celibacy... no need celibacy la... korek korek korek...

missironic said...

Hmmmmmmmmm.... PASS! lolz...

Sam said...

Definitely Braces! But they don't make you scream lar really...

They Do make you feel like walking into a wall sometimes though =]

Anonymous said...

for beauty!BRACES!hehehe

marg said...

Braces? Didn't think they'd be so painful ler..

P.s. Perfect Imperfections just turned one... :)

alan zed said...

screwing the bulb ? ;)

jam said...

I am not good at guessing. But I got the answer from one of the above comments - braces! Nice one, you got everyone fantasizing on something else!

Jun said...

either braces, or to elongate her shin bones in order to achieve a desire to be taller..

Clare said...

I think she's getting her braces screwed. Her desire is to have perfect teeth, no?

That's my first guess after finish reading the whole story. Hehehe!!!

Lil' Ms Pinky said...

Ok...for a moment I was into something really lewd, but then again, 'desire' is nothing lewd, so to say.

My guess would've have to braces. Screams in pain each time she is screwed, but all in the name of desire. :)

zewt said...

missironic - good!

Sam - i am sure u know how it feels, first hand experience.

anon @ 4/4 10.52pm - well done...

marg - well, i never tried it before but that's what i understand...

alan zed - hahaha... you have one?

Jun - shin bones!!?? dont think we have reached that stage yet.

Clare - i must say that is a very good guess... :)

Lil' Ms Pinky - and yes... vanity is a desire.... isnt it?

me said...

lame lah. nobody thought it the way you wanted it to come out. but nowadays when reading your blog, first thought that comes to my mind....is he for real this time? remember the april fool scam. very cynical each time i step in here. i think the little boy cried wolf once too often lah.

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

How come your are not blogging on a daily basis anymore? Busy lately?

Eileen said...

A massage :)

Oh yeah, and I am back :)

Nora aka Anon Fm Miri said...

Tot I cud meet you last saturday.... but you were not there. So sad

david santos said...

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zewt said...

me - only on friday... only on friday...

purple mushroom - trying to spend more time with wife mah...

Eileen - massage? will make you tight?

Nora aka Anon Fm Miri - I was not informed of the gathering. anyway, it was the gathering of all the big guns in sopo... certainly, i am not one of them.

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