Thursday, 27 March 2008

Cards laugh

I was around Piccadilly near Valentines Day and passed through a card shop. KT wanted to get a card for his girlfriend so we both went in to have a look. I have to say, some of the cards there are pretty cool and of course, London being London, there are those which are… well… kinky… Of course, there are those which are absolutely… direct…

You may want to click on the image to get a better look…



Anyone needed a big cock for valentine?

I also found one who wasn’t so friend…


There are those with continuation on the inside of the card and this is a good pick…







So how do you want it for valentine? Hmmmm….

But the best I saw that day had to be this… you may want to do a right-click and open the image on a new window, then read it before proceeding…









How I miss London……………

P/S: I have fixed the poll…vote vote vote…

47 comments:

neno said...

i miss london too..hehehe..

Anonymous said...

London today, bright and sunny. Tomorrow forecast dull, rain and freezing. What's new ? This weekend BST and then dull, rain and freezing again. No choice cos I don't want to go back to Malaysia. There's more opportunity for me here than there.

day-dreamer said...

LOL.

Can't get these in Malaysia.

Hahahaha... *still very amused*

Dan-yel said...

Can't they not have it in other way? Shag? that's like Prince Charles version of saying 'can we have sex?' which for him comes out of his vocal cords as 'can we have SHAG?'

Seriously... What's with these people? Now I know how it'll feel like having shag in London..

Lol!!!

angeles said...

Me three! Me three! London, I miss u! If we could get cards like those, it'll be so cool! My fav is the F-me card haha..

Maverick SM said...

That's kinky, Zewt!

Pookyma said...

Man those cards are fantastic...Any chance finding them in M'sia?

bosscat said...

sure won't get this type of card in Malaysia. WHY? KDN rampas semua. hehe..

svllee said...

Hi Zewt , good to see you like English humour too! Pls come back and visit soon!

Lynnwei said...

i miss london too! what do i miss? erm....i need to go back to the museum! didnt finish walking...and science museum!! and the tower bridge...didnt manage to go...

too short visit..must go again next time

Tine said...

Awww I miss the UK and all its cute cards! Need Clinton cards here leh (well, back in M'sia lah, kat sini also have nice-nice cards :p)

Love the shag poem btw ;)

Sharon said...

aaawww, i love the the last one haha

missironic said...

hahaha...wat a way to 'express' ur love on valentine's day..SWEET! or rather..NOT! lolz...

jam said...

We surely cannot find those in Malaysia, can we?

Huei said...

voted!!

i wana miss london! means..i have to go there first too right? ^.^

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

the priceless look on my gf face if i gave her that card..can only imagine..how come i nvr see any when i was there?

lingzie said...

hhahahahahaha! love that shag poem!!
eh someone should go import them and sell here in malaysia!! next thing you know..the card shop will have an 18SX section...

PabloPabla said...

Must snog first before the biggie ;)

Seaqueen said...

Wow! You should have bought them and maybe sell it in Malaysia. Make a bomb! Hahahha!!!!

So did u get one for Jules?? Hahhahahaah!! I mean since it is Valentine's even though you're already married?

Ah-Bong said...

OMG! those are HILARRIOUS!!!! :P

kyh said...

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! so did u buy any of that for jules? :PPP

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Whoa! Just the type of card I like! Now if I want to poke any ladies I will send her this sort of card! If I can find in 'bolehland'!!!
Have a nice day!

nilimpa said...

Ah... I like. Same message, less bullshit.

suituapui said...

I really enjoyed browsing through the cards in the cards section in the UK and laughing away!

I also loved the witty and funny graffiti in the Australian toilets! Do they still have them? I remember I was sitting on the toilet bowl...and I spotted something written in small handwriting around the bottom of the door, so I bent forward to see. It read: "If you can read this, you are sitting at an angle of 45 degrees!" Darn!!!

Anyway, back to the cards, I bought a few of those 21-SX ones for all my girlfriends here at home...so that they would not miss me so much in my absence! ROTFLMAO!!!

frostee said...

Muahahaha!

Last one is a classic!

Rashikaps said...

Subtlety not a virtue, eh? :)

zewt said...

neno - sigh... dont remind me...

anon @ 27/3 11.27pm - well, actually i dont mind the london weather. the dull rain is superseded by extremely powerful spending power... meaning to say, you can always fly away...

day-dreamer - i should have got some and sell them here eh?

dan-yel - guess a shag is a much better word than a f**k... :)

angeles - hahaha... that one must be sent by a girl to a guy.

maverick SM - beyond words...

zewt said...

pookyma - think we have to print those ourselves here... haha!

bosscat - we print ourselves la... at least we have idea now...

svllee - trust me... i would love that very much.

lynnwei - one weekend is too short for london that's for sure.

Tine - well, i hope to see cards 'there' soon ... :)

Sharon - absolutely threw me off my feet that one....

zewt said...

missironic - certainly not sweet... more like... HOT!

jam - we gotta print ourselves...

huei - hahaha... yes, u have to. save save save ... now....

constant craver joe - perhaps it wasnt valentine season?

lingzie - i think should have no problem getting thru custom... cos... english mah :P

pablopabla - which biggie... ?

seaqueen - that's a secret!

zewt said...

ah-bong - the last one killed you right? hahaha...

kyh - like i said... that's a secret.

hor ny ang moh - well.... at least you got the special poem in your head already...

nilimpa - yup... straight to the point... why hide eh?

suituapui - all your girlfriend(s) eh? woooaaah... ppl say... the older the ginger... the hotter they are!

frostee - indeed... absolutely!

rashikaps - why do you need to be subtle when u already know what u want? :)

marg said...

Goodness...how very direct of them. LOL!

Wah so best go Paris..London...I so envy u...

dan tahniah kerana misi pencarian rumput hijau anda hampir selesai...

Nah, combine all my comments in one place...haha

littlepolaris said...

^^ I'll be going back to london on 11th june to meet Ken. Haha anything that you missed out wan me to help u buy?

zewt said...

marg - haha....so lazy... combine all... multi-task-commentator...

littlepolaris - buy the whole london back... oh oh... buy the weather!

Arth Akal said...

Hey, I was in London about 3 weeks ago. hehe....
Btw, I like the last card. I'm gonna write something like that to my girlfriend next valentine! :D

Aleckii said...

Hoho! There are even more vulgar cards here (of course, RUssia, what can you expect). There was once while waiting in line to pay at the cashier, these kids behind me were sniggering at something to my right, and lo and behold, a card of a naked lady squeezing her ample bosom to give us an impression of an even larger bosom that she already had, fully with nipples somemore.

At the bottom of the card?

'Merry Christmas!'

missironic said...

hahaha..spicing up the heat of the moment..=P

Susu Kacang said...

hahaahaa...vely lomantic....just wondering if there were more male or female patrons browsing and buying the cards?

Jun said...

so, which one did u get for jules? *ahem!* ;>

zewt said...

arth akal - oh... we could have bumped into each other :)

aleckii - hahahaha.. wat has that gotta do with christmas? russie seems interesting too eh...

missironic - very spicy...

susu kacang - hahaha... in UK, there is no sex discrimination...

Jun - that's a secret isnt it?

narrowband said...

Malaysians too should be this open about sex. In fact I think we are. Just not allowed to display publicly.

zewt said...

narrowband - soon... just need a few more years i think.

KittyCat said...

Hahaha - I like the "You're A Wanker" one! So honest!

zewt said...

kittykat - met a few before eh? :)

neno said...

forgot where i left the comment..i'm working at a small place call batu pahat..

zewt said...

neno - ohhh... posted there eh? house-men-ship i presume.

-Princess Shin- said...

Oooh.. I want the last one! =)

The shopkeeper didn't stop you from taking pictures? ^.^

zewt said...

princess shin - hehe... they must be thinking... darn asians...