Thursday, 16 October 2008

Japan got the hit

Found this in my inbox:-

The financial crisis has finally hit Japan…

In the last few days, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up while Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some branches.

This follows by Karaoke Bank being up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares today in Kamikaze Bank was suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbanks and Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit and will remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff in Karate Bank are going to get the chop and analysts report that there is something going on in Sushi Bank where it is feared that something fishy is going on and staff may get a raw deal.

Original addition by Zewt:
Last but not least, Yamate-Yamate Bank has ceased on penetration attempts into new market.

P/S: Zewt has got nothing against Japan. It’s all for a good laugh.
P/S/S: Any AZAIG reader currently residing in Perth? Plan to make a trip there.


18 comments:

samyeap said...

haha...that is a good 1.

Thevan said...

original and HILLARIOUS! nice work!

Kok Jin said...

mind u this is not original. he got it from somewhere.

kate ford said...

one just left perth for melbourne. will you travel across here?

Siew said...

lol

Calla said...

I just came back from Perth. Telekomdirectory, Calla sedia membantu...

sooi2 said...

And investors with stocks in Sayonara Bank are saying good bye to their yen.

LOL!

miss p said...

me me! i live in perth :)

mistipurple said...

for a moment i was reading it with seriousness, lol.

sÞ¡ηηєє said...

hahaha lucky i also have been following news so i know it's all a joke.

but seriously, japan has never really came out of their crisis anyway :)

rach p said...

Am in Perth.. when you're coming over?

Taxy Driver said...

Shabu-Shabu Bank has landed itself in hot soup while shareholders of Bento Bank have sent out clear signals to its management to think outside the box in finding immediate solutions for the current crisis.

*I must be hungry*

Huei said...

hahahha damn good one

i actually believed it until i read ur original addition

blur la! =P

zewt said...

samyeap - hehe... a smile in the midst of crisis.

Thevan - hehehe... not entirely original.

Kok Jin - that's why i said added by me the last line lah.

kate ford - hi kate... yeah, planning to go there for a trip or something. any idea of good reasonably priced place to stay?

siew - :)

Calla - oh... any nice cheap place to stay? what's there to do in perth by the way.

zewt said...

sooi2 - hahahahahaha... gosh, i missed that one.

miss p - ohhh... let me contact the bean.

mistipurple - it got me too.

sÞ¡ηηєє - well, one insurance company bankrupt... more to come i am sure.

rach p - late november maybe... any good place to stay?

Taxy Driver - if hunger can breed creativity... why not?

huei - hahaha... good leh. gotcha!

gina said...

This is super hilarious!! Haha!

Jun said...

u have to try corica's apple strudels when u're in perth!! (and if u have time, drop by adelaide too ;>)

zewt said...

gina - hehehehehe....

jun - gotta sort out the perth thingy first :)... timing... cant take so much leave ler....