Thursday, 25 September 2008

We need a new law

I can't take it. Seriously, I can't take it anymore. There is a limit to how much my little brain can take. I can still take oppression, intimidation or even brutal injustice. But seriously, there is only so much of stupidity that I can take.

For those living overseas, someone in Malaysia (no prizes for correct guesses) just
lodged a police report against an opposition MP for… insulting eggs. Yes, you read that correctly. Egg… telur… ‘ji tan’… ‘kai tan’…

I relayed this to a friend currently working in HK and her reply was… “So damn embarrassed to say we are Malaysians”. I couldn’t agree more.

I remember during the Namawee saga some time last year, we learnt of this law called the National Anthem Act. So now, we have an Egg Protection Act sitting somewhere? Akta Perlindungan Telur 2008, not a bad name I must say.

If you ask me, our country desperately need a new law called… Akta Kebodohan Maksimum… Maximum Stupidy Act… just to make sure morons are kept at bay.

I can't take it. I need to leave… Off to Singapore for the weekend…

29 comments:

Klaw said...

OMG WTF.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Not maximum stupidity, this shit is alredy BEYOND stupidty.

These bitches have basically created a whole new dimension of stupidity.

sooi2 said...

Didja see this from teresakok.com?

[quote]This brings to mind a similar response by senior UMNO Youth leaders and local media some years back when a foreign paper headlined a report with the expression “Mahathir remains top dog”. The idiomatic expression of course intended to say that Mahathir remains the top leader but amazingly, this expression was translated to mean that Mahathir was called “Ketua Anjing”.[unquote]

damn siu sei ngor.

HuntressMoon said...

Gosh, you made me split my eggs into half, laughing at them.

whoalse said...

As usual, it just shows the stupidity of the shitheads and sad enough to be a division's deputy head!

I doubt there are many educated (on merit) as well as having professionalism in UMNO.

Tsu Lin said...

Zewt, maybe we should also lodge a police report against him for insulting our intelligence - Akta Ada Otak.

myop101 said...

perhaps the police should call up the eggs for questioning to know their grievances.

afterall, the eggs can testify if they are insulted in any sense.

i wonder why didn't UMNO lodge complain about insulting what the dogs eat? hmmm...

amanda said...

hum.. yeah i think we really need the Akta Kebodohan law thing.. we going to be a laughing stock to other country.. oh... going to sg ?? For F1 ?

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Seriously, i am also damn embarrassed to say that I am Malaysian. MF country!

Huei said...

omg u "chao ji dan"!!!!

eh nono..i not insulting eggs r smelly

i just saying that "chao ji" as in super..n "dan" is lin dan the guy who made msia look pitiful in the badminton challenge in olympics! wahahhaha

OMGGGGG shameful it is indeed to be a malaysian! she say the food given was bad cannot! others say msian chinese r squatters..can! msia...BULLEHHHHHHHHHHHH

vegemaster said...

Well, Its always nice to find something even more comical then the comic section of the newspaper.

Life for Beginners said...

Embarrassing is right. I nearly fainted when I first read that in the papers...

Seaqueen said...

Yea. When I read it I had to read it many times to understand whether is it a mistake in the grammar or language but my brain tells me that we have brainless politicians so can't be language problem this time. Take it as a huge joke but the joke's on us as Malaysians. So embarrassed!

leyaw said...

maybe they should make it a law to put to jail people who has kidney as brain and as**ole in place of a mouth. But then like what Stephen Chow said, its not their fault. The problem lies with their parents.

*No offence here, just a joke quoted from a movie

Anak Merdeka said...

You must have missed the other newsbite about the Perak councillor who admitted that he had sex with a Chinese callgirl because someone "sedekah" this service to him and he as a good Muslim must accept the "sedekah".

I think all bribe givers must remember this useful term if they are ever caught by ACA.

j or ji said...

hehehe...telor omega..telur yg lebih prihatin.

happy wiken!

Taxy Driver said...

Next time any rotten... excuse me, less than fresh, eggs are hurled at deserving politicians, please remind me of this post and our criminal justice system against egg-sulting.

pah nur said...

Ahhhh..so now we know how some policemen can afford fancy cars, fancy homes and fancy wivesssss....it is NOT FROM BRIBE MONEY....they just eat EGGS every day to save money and become rich...

Teresa Kok should sue the police for serving her only eggs, because it is dangerous to eat too much of eggs. The yolk itself contains more than two-thirds of the recommended daily limit of 300mg of cholesterol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yolk#Composition_of_chicken_egg_yolk

So, yes, Teresa should sue them for harmful intentions....if not just for being doltish.....

day-dreamer said...

OMG. Aku tarak comment lah dah... hati sudah pudar.

zewt said...

Klaw - indeed... indeed...

the constantly dramatic one - eh.... puasa la... dont swear lah... hehehe...

sooi2 - did tat dude lodge a police report too? hahaha...

huntressmoon - it's not the eggs' fault lah.

whoalse - which is why... i prefer a change. the credentials are better on their other side.

Tsu Lin - yes... an insult to all malaysians for him to hold an IC>.

zewt said...

myop101 - sensitive tu...

amanda - nope... coming back tomm. was here for something else. yes... the stupidity act is really in need.

purple mushroom - that's why i have been hanging out with malaysians here.

huei - hahaha.... lindan eh... maybe he will sue the fella who made the report.

vegemaster - yes, it's really stretching our laughing ability.

life for beginners - i wonder if anyone is numb about it.

zewt said...

seaqueen - hahaha... it must be a darn big grammar mistake to be a mistake right?

leyaw - hahaha... maybe... movie nonetheless.

anak merdeka - PR and BN both sucks eh?

j or ji - sama je... telur...

taxy driver - maybe we will be charged for wasthing eggs.

pah nur - hello there. welcome to AZAIG. we should not insult our intellgence by joining their trend... right? things are just so screwed now... sigh.

day dreamer - i am getting there.

kyh said...

*speechless*

hey i just discovered that ur blog has a pr5 rating! or has it been a public news for a long time?

Lynnwei said...

=p i read the article..hhmm...does sound a bit insulting to the egg! aha...i love eggs! do you know, egg can be of many use? u can bake, fry, hard boil, soft boil, cream it, eat it raw, do facial with the white and even the egg shell can be used as fertilizer!
amazing what a small thing can do! =p

Anonymous said...

No prizes for correct guess on who are the morons who make the police report. Will the police be equally moronic to open a file and commit resources to investigate? I really dont know coz it seems more Malaysian morons emerge by the day especially you know from where lah.

AngryYoungChild said...

Rich people also eat egg k! Whats this. Hahaha..Omg damn stupid la..Feel so maluuu..

pinknpurplelizard said...

If this act were to be approved in Parliament, a LOT of politicians and gov servants will end up in jail! LOL

I am for this act should it become a reality.

serenemai said...

so you were in sg :)

zewt said...

kyh - haha... didnt know it until you mentioned... well... public news or not... it's not making me any money.

Lynnwei - hahaha... you can join 'them' :)

anon @ 28/9 3.45pm - we live in a country filled with them... sigh...

AngryYoungChild - that's our country for you...

pinknpurplelizard - me too... get it enacted! haha...

serenemai - yes i was... :)