Thursday, 3 January 2008

Toilet tales

I already have my mind set on a particular topic today when I received a forwarded mail regarding a somewhat similar notion. Decided to share the content of the forwarded mail first…

Not too sure how many of you have been to the RedBox karaoke in Pavilion but apparently, there is something very peculiar about the design of the floor… it is very… reflective! And the best part is, there is no door to the female toilet.

Extracted from the forwarded mail:

“The toilet reflects images on its shinny black floor! She witnessed what the girl in the toilet was doing. Use your imagination... … She can see every details… from the colour of her blouse to her skirt to the pattern of her underwear. Also not to mention, whatever she was doing inside can be seen by everyone who walks past the toilet. There is no outside door, just beads curtain covering the entrance of the toilet.”

What made this piece of information authentic is that pictures were included; supposedly taken from just outside the female toilet. Click to enlarge.



The issue was raised and the management gave some really lame excuses. The most intriguing thing is that the management mentioned something about having cameras there. Hmmm… I wonder whether there will be a new series of clips hitting the market soon.

Now, back to the topic which I intend to blog about… very short and sweet…

Recently, I heard about families which consist mainly of girls practising a certain toilet manners. Girls dominated families mean families where most if not all the children are daughters. As a result, only the father and perhaps 1 son are the men in the house.

What is this peculiar toilet manners?

Some of you might have guessed it. The females in the family actually made the man (or men) in the house sit down to pee to avoid having remnant of male pee on the toilet seat. Yes, where you pull down your pants to your knee or ankle; sit down and pee. Of course, men might have to push our thing down, else it might still wet the seat.

Trust me, such things are happening!

So, anyone currently living under such legislation? Are you girls going to make your man sit? And most importantly… guys, will you sit?

By the way, when the big boss is at a stand still, I think it is virtually impossible to sit and pee. Don’t you think?

72 comments:

seokthong said...

Ahahhaa..I can't believe that's happening, forcing the man to sit down to pee. No, i don't do that..I don't care what and how he's using the toilet, as long as it's clean when i go in. If there's pee all around the toilet seat, my hubby will really get it from me. But so far, he's a good toilet user :)

And the toilet at Rebox's Pavillion is really not nice. Hope the management will do something about it..

cbenc12 said...

i think that's very cruel, to make the man sits when peeing..what's mroe he is a family!

cheerfulday said...

Argument between husband and wife starts from the toilet :(

gina said...

I never heard of such things before worr... but since you mention it.. maybe I should make the men in the house sit. hahhaha!

angeles said...

OMG! How to pee liddat?? LOL!! Have you tried it? Kakaka...

I remember some toilet at a night spot I once went oso like this, black and shiny... but I forgot where izit liao...

M-I-B said...

Redbox's motto : No peace when you piss


I will crudely have problem trying to sit while pissing. My schlong dong will be left hanging on its quarter while im seated. Suffer from gigantism...penis gigantism. Or probably its called longatism

maegen said...

actually NEWAY ktv near subang area having that kind of toilet too ... really not safe ...

well .. if can't sit & pee then mayb can squad & move ur body to infront like 90 degree then ur bro shall stay inside the bowl though ...

mauahaaaaahahahaha ...

Pookyma.Com said...

When the boss is up...we have to stand up too...hahahaha

Twisted Heels said...

Lol. Well, I haven't heard of such toilet manners. As long as the guys keep it clean and preferably toilet seat down, no quarrels I guess.

kyh said...

Hahahaaa... yes, it's HARD to do it when your boss is HARD! Have to temper him I suppose...

lynnwei said...

ahha...well, u know what....there is this hotel in miri..where the washroom's toilet is exactly like what u describe...the floor is reflecting and if u're inside, u can see the closet next to yours and the person inside....so..got to beware!

missironic said...

wah..pretty scary like tat if can see wat the person is doing inside...dunno the builders purposely used tat kind of tiles or they din noe at all...mayb shud make the floor worn out then wont b reflective nemore! lolz...

hmm, men pee sitting? kind of outrageous i guess...they juz need to learn proper manners when peeing..lolz..:P

Huei said...

um..y is the boss standing still huh? =P heheheh

ughhh! stupid amcorp toilet..damn the GIRLS toilet have pee all over the seats..i duno HOW!!! last time i rented room in subang..there were even SHIT on the seat..i seriously duno how

but nah..i wun make men sit to pee..i will make them CLEAN the seat if any pee goes onto it! =P hehehe

warrior2 said...

I do that sometimes, I mean I sit down. Infact it is more comfortable and the sitting down position also lets you get the excess air in your stomach out more easily. You get to rid of 2 unwanted things at one shot.

This sitting down thin is no big deal. After all you need to sit when you pass the big stuffs!

Supergirlfriend said...

Haha..zewt, I've got that same forwarded mail too! Amazing isn't it? How could ppl still pee in that kinda condition? Surprising ppl actually fell victim to this. Her bladder must've been awfully full to be unable to resist using this ultra-reflective toilet. :p

kennymah said...

Hmm... I've no issues with sitting down, if it happens to be my own toilet in my apartment so I know it's clean... generally I find most public toilets iffy... and I can just imagine the amount of toilet-seat-cleaning the ladies have to do when using the facilities outside their home.

One friend of mine even told me she once found shoe-prints on the toilet seat! Some lady decided she wasn't gonna clean the toilet seat and decided to do a 'squat' instead! :P

F.O.N @ frostee said...

I'm not a dog.

I just make sure that I clean the toilet bowl and the seat if I inadvertently mess it up.

And there's such thing as lifting up the toilet seat you know. And clean up the rims of the bowl if it gets messed up.

Easy-peasy. Case close... no argument.

lynnx01 said...

Coming from an all-daughter family, we don't do that la! Maybe because we have our own attached bathroom in each bedroom. So, don't have to worry. LOL.

j or ji said...

me and wife always argue about toilet manners...even tho we use separate toilet..

Zaty said...

oh hell that's some scary public toile! 0_0

as for the toilet at home thing, i think it's only fair for those who use wash after they use.

or lift the seat la, no sweat.

or if it's just that hard, get a urinal and everyone will be happy =P

Helen said...

Hahahha this is a good one. Maybe I ought to enforce it. You see har, it's OK if they stand but for heaven sake aim better lar!!

beeranyone said...

AIMING PEE

I think that I shall never see,
A woman who can aim her pee.
In spite of efforts large and small,
She cannot aim her stream at all.

In moments when decision matters,
Her target is a mass of splatters.
While men, displaying minor graces,
Score bull's eyes from a dozen paces.

Nature, in its awesome wisdom
Selected man as King of Pissdom.
Trees and walls bear silent witness,
To accurate male plumbing fitness.

While satin soft and cotton flimsy
Must suffer female peeing whimsy.
The lines at restrooms we're withstanding
The urgent bladder's stern demanding.

Puddles are made by gals like thee
But only guys can aim their pee.

- anon -

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahah seat dwn n poo n pee can..seat dwn n pee only..thats just being darn lazy hahaha..

how come i dun c any girls with panties reflection on the floor?

zewt said...

seok thong - yes, believe it.. it's true! your husband will make sure it's clean, lest he wanna sit.

cbenc12 - tell me about it.

cheerfulday - hi there and welcome. are you speaking from experience?

gina - give it a try and let us know the result.

angeles - of cos i tried... when i pang sai that time... also got pee mah... hahahaha...

M-I-B - hahahahaha... schlong dong... is that how you call it?

maegen - sounds like some kung fu practices... hahahha....

zewt said...

pookyma - hahahaha... right on bro.

twisted heels - guess it's the guys' fault if they were asked to stand eh?

kyh - hahahaha... it' certainly a hard thing to do.

lynnwei - well... as long as the toilet door is closed, i guess it's ok. it' only you both seeing each other. :P

missironic - proper manners... means they must have good targeting system... hehe.

huei - yah, i know girls toilets are notoriously dirty. and no need to sit... good on your boo.

warrior2 - yeah, when you pass the big stuff... then i guess u pee while at it. but to sit just to pee... that's not how we are created.

supergirlfriend - well, maybe you can drop some tissue on the floor to cover it?

zewt said...

kennymah - oh... so you're the willing-to-sit type eh? never thought a man will willingly do that. as for footprints on toilet seat... heard it many times.

F.O.N @ frostee - hmm... dog didt sit down and pee...no?

lynnx01 - hahahaha... good on your dad!!!

j or ji - eh... separate... mana nak argue?

zaty - hahaha.. urinal in the house... that would be cool... seriously cool.

Helen - your husband has got bad targeting system?

beeranyone - freaking good one !!!!!!! hahahahaahahahaha....

constant craver joe - next time.... look carefully. oh, you've been there eh?

alan zed said...

to stand or sit. depends though. :)

afiq said...

that's just WRONG.. But i can imagine some girls getting groovy with it (the reflective floor) U just made me have the hankering to go to Pavilion's Redbox!

Hahah!

deOughtred said...

when the boss stands still, kneel on the floor and shoot... huwaahahahahah

Bee Ean said...

One of my friends here said he prefers to sit and pee like the girl. He said actually it's more comfortable and not much hassle as imagined like other guys. He was not forced to do it but just tried out one day and just loving it. He encourages other man to try. No he is not gay. :-)

Aleckii said...

Do you mean Pavillion as in Pavillion in Kuching or KL?

Anyway, in my home (when my dad's back from his travelling, my elder brother home from his dinner with friends, my mum back from her co-curriculum classes, my younger brother back from his bout of PS2 games with his friends and finally me back from Russia) then we will have 4 guys to 1 lady. Thankfully, there are enough toilets in the house that my mum has declared one (the one adjoining the master bedroom) toilet quote, 'for myself only', unquote.

If my dad so happens, in the middle of the night, wake up with a sudden urge to pee, and for some reason groggily wets the toilet seat, then our mornings are normally cut short by a yell of 'WHAAAAAAATTT THEEE~~~??!?!?!'

zewt said...

alan zed - on what you're supposed to do right? hehe.

afiq - hahaha... i am sure many are going without us knowing.

bee ean - i dunno how to describe your friend.

aleckii - hahahahaha.... i think your mom is one candidate who will make the men in the house sit if the number of girls in the house is strong enough to voice out.

missironic said...

yes..tats the key point! lolz..

sharlydia said...

aiya...just hold ur big boss when u pee lar, so ur urine wont "fly" everywhere & dirty the toilet seat, simple as that!

kyliemc said...

aiseh..though of planning an outing wif frens in redbox,pavilion summore..haiz...how 2 go 2 d washroom if like tht?so dangerous..wat if a guy 'accidentally' enters in2 d washroom?

lol..btw,no such rule la!!muahaha...my dad has 4 daughthers n if plus my mum there r 5 gurls in d house...if we force my dad 2 sit when peeing,he'll definitely kill us..plus,hmm...wont d toilet bowl b even dirty if guys were 2 sit n pee?hahaha..even standing some guys cant shoot properly n now expect them 2 sit..haha...i juz cant imagine tht :P

lenny said...

that's why i don't like sharing toilets. fortunately my room is ensuite. it's just when using public toilets - that's when the whole cleaning action takes place. i usually bring my own alcohol spray and clean it first and cover the seat with tissues before using it. not sure that it would make any difference but at least it gives me a peace of mind.

and here's something from bbc with regard to toilet sharing with males

"Dear Sir

If you're needing to pee in the night-time,
To ensure you perform with some class,
Please wipe the seat off, or lift it up,
Else in the dark I will get a wet a**e.

And just one more thing my dear fellow,
Please flush, for you won't wake this girl.
In the night-time I always wear earplugs
And I'd rather wee weren't left to swirl.

For I find it a little bit yucky,
When I'm getting my morning on track,
To see the pee pee of another,
And I do fear the dreaded 'splash back'"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7117581.stm

Annie said...

My vote is if you can't stand and pee/aim like a man, then sit down and do everyone a favor so we don't sit on or step in your urine. Thank you very much.

That karaoke bar? Management must be a bunch of perverts. A rug on the shiny floors ought to fix it cheap and quick. I say ladies need to put up a sign and offer a warning. Unless the women there don't mind? mmmmm....

jasonphoon.com said...

well, since my circumcision, I sometimes sit when I'm lazy to aim !

I'm talking about peeing ok ! hahah

day-dreamer said...

LOL! No such rules in my house although dad is the only guy...

Oh yeah, sorry I'm late, but Happy Belated Blogday to AZAIG! :D

Wee-Leng said...

To put it interestingly, maybe this karaoke just wants women to be reminded that if there is anything u cant bear people to see, then don't show it - urm, like bushy pubic and all that. Kakaka.

On a serious note, ya, privacy is important, they should have taken note.

But then again, not bad, we can actually make a survey from that toilets - how many girls actually dont maintain a manicured pubic area...hahahah kill me! kill me! LOL LOL.

Mar said...

Haha..sit/stand also issue meh?just keep clean lah..dats wat matters rite?hehe..and d reflective toilet floor?Yikes!

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cibol said...

man, how can that be done. It might go hair wire spray everywhere. Can la but like you said have to push the fella's head down la. But then oh, if it's on guard it's quite hard to bend it down leh .. especially when u want to pee early in the morning when you just wake up.

pamina said...

are you for real?

Lich said...

when big boss is at stand still, it is seriously difficult to sit or even bend.

Michael Song said...

moral of the story - when u go redbox pavillion dont "chao kong" ya... hehehehe

Siew said...

hubby and i are both from a women dominated family, i have only 1 brother and hubby is the only son. heh-heh-heh... my brother is a gentleman, my father and father-in-law let us do as we please. but we wouldn't go too far as asking the men to sit. only that they put the toilet seat back down after doing their business.

btw, the karaoke toilet is SHOCKING! totally no-no!

Kata Tak Nak said...

They are bothered when you pee in the toilet seat but beg for you to pee into them. What madness.

zewt said...

deOughtred - sorry i miss your comment earlier... kneel and shoot? wah... have to be tall to reach the toilet bowl...

missironic - i know... hehe...

sharlydia - your husband ok with that? haha

kyliemc - well, good on your dad... hate to say it but... those ppl who comply... quite un-man-ly right?

lenny - hahahaha... second poem about pee-ing here... i think a lot of ppl are very interested about it eh?

Annie - hahha... so does your husband have to sit to pee?

jasonphoon - hahahahahahaha... ok... peeing.

zewt said...

day dreamer - thanks ... and i am happy for your dad :P

wee-leng - hahhahaha... manicured pubic area.... that killed me! hahahahaha...

Mar - it's a big issue to some ppl u know...

barb michelen - hello... welcome to AZAIG. thanks.

cibol - hahaha... morning erection... i guess morning is a time to stain the bowl eh?

pamina - as real as it gets...

Lich - hi there and welcome to AZAIG. yes, and only guys will know it.

Michael Song - i certanly wont...

Siew - so understanding of you to let the men keep their manly manners... haha... the karaoke... well... maybe it was done on purpose?

Kata Tak Nak - wow.... i am speechless at that phrase...:)

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Giddy Tiger said...

No kidding! And the men agree to sit?
I guess if the men sit, they don't have to lift the toilet seat up :P

Mr Dilly said...

I'm a bloke and at home I always sit for a piddle.

Even when you piddle standing and hit the INSIDE of the bowl, it sprays up - I used to feel it on my legs.

So I sit and make sure there's no dribble at the end. Sometimes when I piddle standing I think all the dribble's gone and JUST when I put him back in, a bit more comes out and lands in my pants. Sitting down I can make damn sure I'm empty.

Having said that, in public toilets I'll stand if it's only a piddle I need. Also, getting up at 4am and piddling, you just gotta sit down.

Seaqueen said...

Woah! This is something unheard of. Maybe you should get some comments from anonymous people especially men and see what they think of doing that? Humiliating or just another new tactic of peeing that's all. Heheh!!

hikazew® said...

I live in a family with only my dad and my little bro as the only male among us 5 females.

Dad has his toilet. Bro always gets scold for lifting the toilet seat up or peeing and dripping all over.

Bro washes the toilet as a punishment.

Cosmic_GurL said...

OMG!! That is scary!! Thanks for the heads up.

Note to self : Dont go to the toilet at RedBox Pavillion :P

Lynnwei said...

public toilets are scary....u girls out there..do u actually 'stand' onto the toilet sits? becoz it's too dirty to sit on it...
i mean not for those squating ones...

i was taught to do that when i was very young...now...i dont do that..aha...use tissue wipe clean! aha

mistipurple said...

wah, learn so much about style of peeing from this post, lol.

zewt said...

Giddy Tiger - hahaha...so they rather sit than to lift eh?

Mr Dilly - those are very honest thoughts. well, even if it's 4am... i would still stand though... just dont quite like this sitting thing.

seaqueen - some are willing... some are unwilling. well, i think men should stand... hehe.

hikazew - hahahaha... suggest to your bro... sit!

Cosmic_gurl - hello there. hahaha... yeah, might as well go out of redbox there to pee.

lynnwei - what if you dont have enough tissue?

mistipurple - hahaha... how many style do you have?

jam said...

You got to learn how to aim you gun perfectly, then the problem can be solved. It depends on the bring up of the family. Not only girls, I bet you guys also don't like to sea urine spilling all over on the floor. So, aim accurately!

Lynnwei said...

tissue? erm...ahaha....
i try not to go to public toilets! ahaha...if haf to...got to find those with squating ones...more safe....

where is the medical part of this? safe?? hhmm....i think it's just....hygiene.

zewt said...

jam - yeah, surely not on the floor.. but to aim thru the toilet seat is... ok la... it's do-able.

lynnwei - hahaha... hygiene? certainly... certainly...

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zewt said...

svllee - well of cos!

svllee said...

need your email, and btw congrats on your wedding!

kyliemc said...

lol..guess they have to comply for fear of rejection?or being nagged? :P

zewt said...

svllee - it's on my sidebar bro :)

kyliemc - 'fear of rejection'....i wonder what hehe...

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fon - thanks.

Brandon said...

I'm a man and I sit down when I pee because it's quieter, more relaxing and I don’t risk getting pee everywhere. I think men should sit down to pee to avoid making messes.

zewt said...

brandon - errr... dont think we are made that way. what if you cant find a place to sit?

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