The Chronicles of Hole and Pole

With so many things happening around the world, there are actually quite a number of things that I would like to write about. But then again, it’s always good to take some time off to relax and have a good laugh, particularly when the weekend is near, right?

A year ago I wrote about “The other Newton 3 laws of motion”. And during an e-mail chat with some of my colleagues a while ago, I mentioned to them about the second law under “The other Newton 3 laws of motion” which reads:

When a pole is put into a hole
The result is a new soul
Of either a hole of a pole

This actually sparked off amongst us with this second law being twisted and modified in all ways possible. Jane’s (not her real name) reply to the above was:

When a pole speaks about a hole
All intellectual activities are put on hold
It’s a fact that we all know
Men are always boys who will never grow

To which I replied:

Even for boys who didn’t grow
His pole is enough to produce new soul
Don’t believe?
Go try and you’ll know

I have actually forgotten who made the reply to the above but the fun continued with:

Without a hole, a pole cannot produce new soul
And if the pole doesn’t grow
The pole will have hard times finding new holes

I don’t know what has gotten into us that day but the reply just kept coming:

North Pole South Pole
They all need a good hole
But some holes have to pay toll
Before the pole gets the hole
But while others prefer asshole
But all in all, it’s good for the soul
So let’s wait not for the bell to toll
And get on with the common goal

Finally, I made the final reply to the e-mail conversation with:

Sorry but when it comes to asshole
I will have to say no no no
Though hole is indeed our common goal
I prefer to keep shit off my pole

Who says accountants are square?